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DukeAllen
06-26-2013, 6:44pm
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/18/article-1348153-0CA3D660000005DC-531_468x313.jpg

Ms.Gem
06-26-2013, 6:47pm
:ban::leaving:

Kerrmudgeon
06-26-2013, 6:49pm
No :joebuck: for you fatty! Wonder how he wipes his butt? :flush:

JRD77VET
06-26-2013, 6:54pm
No :joebuck: for you fatty! Wonder how he wipes his butt? :flush:

His "enablers". :slap: There is no way in hell you can get that fat without somebody helping. :kick:

Datawiz
06-26-2013, 7:01pm
I hope that's not his testicle. :slap:

DukeAllen
06-26-2013, 8:01pm
His "enablers". :slap: There is no way in hell you can get that fat without somebody helping. :kick:

:iagree: Just another Obama voter.

8Up
06-26-2013, 8:06pm
That's one big ass lay z boy chair.

Norm
06-26-2013, 8:18pm
No :joebuck: for you fatty! Wonder how he wipes his butt? :flush:

Has the new and improved x-large roll of toilet paper hanging to his right. :D

TabuIsMe
06-26-2013, 8:19pm
what the freak is in the middle?!

JRD77VET
06-26-2013, 8:20pm
what the freak is in the middle?!

Sometimes it's just better not to know :yesnod:

:leaving:

Jeff '79
06-26-2013, 8:28pm
Sumbitch.......

snide
06-26-2013, 9:14pm
what the freak is in the middle?!

According to Craig, the meat gazer, it's a testicle.

:ack:

99 pewtercoupe
06-26-2013, 10:06pm
Paging Knooger to the white courtesy phone......

tshirts and jeans
06-26-2013, 10:23pm
That's one big ass lay z boy chair.

i may be wrong....but that looks like a bed....some kind of specialized hospital bed......wtf ....can you imagine the smell in that room.....oh geezzzzz...:leaving:

slewfoot
06-26-2013, 11:51pm
No :joebuck: for you fatty! Wonder how he wipes his butt? :flush:

There's a hole in the bed. :D

1911fool
06-26-2013, 11:59pm
If that's a dude, i doubt he's got a dong anymore.

Not one he has seen in a few years.

8Up
06-27-2013, 8:42am
No :joebuck: for you fatty! Wonder how he wipes his butt? :flush:
Notice the absorbent white pad thingy under his... uuuh, 'tweener fat.

i may be wrong....but that looks like a bed....some kind of specialized hospital bed......wtf ....can you imagine the smell in that room.....oh geezzzzz...:leaving:

Your right, I didnt notice the thing at the foot. I bet they put him on blankets because if he lays right on the vinyl the sweat would cause him to slide right off the end. Im sure hes a nice guy though.

xXBUDXx
06-27-2013, 8:46am
I hope that's a female.

jaxgator
06-27-2013, 8:51am
I hope that's a female.

Why? You want to ask her out?

xXBUDXx
06-27-2013, 9:13am
Why? You want to ask her out?

I'm not able to roll her out to the truck, but she has a nice rack.

MEC5LADY
06-27-2013, 9:45am
No :joebuck: for you fatty! Wonder how he wipes his butt? :flush:

He doesn't somebody else has to do it for him after he is turned on his side.
I hope that's not his testicle. :slap:

We call that a uniball since two become one when you get that large (My Eyes will never be the same :willy: :puke:)

i may be wrong....but that looks like a bed....some kind of specialized hospital bed......wtf ....can you imagine the smell in that room.....oh geezzzzz...:leaving:

You would be correct. I call them big girl/boy beds. They are electric and can be positioned into a chair position. Some of the beds you put in the patient rooms then pull out the sides to make the bed bigger. The hospital I work built new additions with lifts in the ceiling. It is nothing to have patients well over 300lbs these days and that is considered tiny. The highest weight to date sits at over 1200 lbs. They had to have people from every dept on a rotating schedule help turn him every two hours because the ICU nurses were all getting hurt. It took eight people to turn him and he was only 34-- didn't live to 35.

tshirts and jeans
06-27-2013, 11:45am
I hope that's a female.

im hoping you are out of luck......i think male.....just my guess tho....i certainly would not want to dig around to find out either......:leaving:

8Up
06-27-2013, 3:26pm
I'm not able to roll her out to the truck, but she has a nice rack.

Which one? You got several pairs to choose from.

xXBUDXx
06-27-2013, 3:30pm
im hoping you are out of luck......i think male.....just my guess tho....i certainly would not want to dig around to find out either......:leaving:

Which one? You got several pairs to choose from.

See, this is where my sense of adventure comes into play!!

tshirts and jeans
06-27-2013, 8:05pm
See, this is where my sense of adventure comes into play!!

well please do not let us interrupt you.....carry on ...carry on....

CP
06-27-2013, 8:08pm
Are you as broad as me?


*I

JRD77VET
06-27-2013, 8:10pm
*I

What? You a fatass too? :lol:

:leaving:

Blademaker
06-27-2013, 8:10pm
I have a friend who is almost that big.
One of the best "Art Knife" knife makers I have ever seen. Nicest guy in the world.
He eats way less than I, and can't lose weight to save his life. :sadangel:

DukeAllen
06-27-2013, 8:31pm
*I

I was spoofing another thread, but thanks for your contribution.

:kick:

onedef92
06-28-2013, 1:52pm
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