Sea Six
06-26-2013, 10:35am
· Men Are Just Happier People,
· What do you expect from such simple creatures?
· Your last name stays put.
· The garage is all yours.
· Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
· You can be President.
· You can never be pregnant.
· You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
· You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
· Car mechanics tell you the truth.
· The world is your urinal.
· You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too iky.
· You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
· Same work, more pay.
· Wrinkles add character.
· Wedding dress $3500. Tux rental-$75. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
· New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
· One mood all the time.
· Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
· You know stuff about tanks.
· A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
· You can open all your own jars.
· You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
· If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
· Your underwear is $6.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.
· You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
· Everything on your face stays its original color.
· The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
· You only have to shave your face and neck.
· You can play with toys all your life.
· One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
· You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
· You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
· You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
· No wonder men are happier.
:hurray:
· What do you expect from such simple creatures?
· Your last name stays put.
· The garage is all yours.
· Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
· You can be President.
· You can never be pregnant.
· You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
· You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
· Car mechanics tell you the truth.
· The world is your urinal.
· You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too iky.
· You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
· Same work, more pay.
· Wrinkles add character.
· Wedding dress $3500. Tux rental-$75. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
· New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
· One mood all the time.
· Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
· You know stuff about tanks.
· A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
· You can open all your own jars.
· You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
· If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
· Your underwear is $6.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.
· You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
· Everything on your face stays its original color.
· The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
· You only have to shave your face and neck.
· You can play with toys all your life.
· One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
· You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
· You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
· You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
· No wonder men are happier.
:hurray: