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onedef92
06-26-2013, 10:25am
United Airlines forgets to stock plane with toilet paper for 10-hour flight to London

NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Posted Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 11:15 AM.

United Airlines' passengers flying to London got a real bum deal after the crew forgot to stock the plane with toilet paper.

Horrified flyers on last Sunday's 10-hour flight from San Francisco were told to use what they'd brought on board themselves if they wanted to clean up after a bathroom break.

It sparked outrage among many of the customers who'd paid hundreds of dollars for their seats.

"That's disgusting, that's just so terrible," passenger Gretchen Holland told ABC affiliate KGO.

"If I'm paying for a ticket, that should include the price of toilet paper I would think," Holland added.

Attendants later gave in, and handed out tiny cocktail napkins — with the words "Fly by the tips of your fingers" printed on them.

The airline has since apologized for the blunder. "We apologize to our customers on this flight for the inconvenience and would like the opportunity to welcome them back," a statement read.

A spokesman later told ABC that stopping to restock the supply would have delayed the flight.

onedef92
06-26-2013, 10:27am
I say, old chap. That's the headline funk right there! :rasta:

Jobaka
06-26-2013, 10:28am
Attendants later gave in, and handed out tiny cocktail napkins — with the words "Fly by the tips of your fingers" printed on them.

:funny: Truth; stranger than fiction she be.

onedef92
06-26-2013, 10:37am
:funny: Truth; stranger than fiction she be.

I feel sorry for the first mofo in the lavatory who discovered too late they were out of TP; AND the attending flight attendant. :flush:

Mofo was prolly all like, "I say, ol' girl. Would you be a dear and wipe my bum with your scarf and shit?"

VITE1
06-26-2013, 11:50am
Shitty deal.

Millenium Vette
06-26-2013, 11:55am
I feel sorry for the first mofo in the lavatory who discovered too late they were out of TP; AND the attending flight attendant. :flush:

Mofo was prolly all like, "I say, ol' girl. Would you be a dear and wipe my bum with your scarf and shit?"

I really feel sorry for the poor mofo on the plane's next flight who got one of the funkafied pillows a previous passenger took into the can (and shit. literally).

onedef92
06-26-2013, 12:04pm
I really feel sorry for the poor mofo on the plane's next flight who got one of the funkafied pillows a previous passenger took into the can (and shit. literally).

Yeah. Now that would truly be teh suck. :yesnod:

DAB
06-26-2013, 12:06pm
blanket please.

DAB
06-26-2013, 12:13pm
in flight bidet. win.

Jobaka
06-26-2013, 12:15pm
in flight bidet. win.

They forgot water, too.

DAB
06-26-2013, 12:22pm
how about a pressure washer in the aisle? :D

island14
06-26-2013, 12:44pm
Just sit on the floor and scoot your butt back to your seat.. :island14:

DAB
06-26-2013, 12:46pm
i see London, i see France, what do you mean i have to sit in poopy pants?!

Millenium Vette
06-26-2013, 12:53pm
Just sit on the floor and scoot your butt back to your seat.. :island14:

Uhh, no thanks. Rug burns on my knees was bad enough.