Database Errors (title changed)

[Datawiz]

You aren't too far from needing new servers. :cheers:

Fix the database error crap already.

[lspencer534]

Bitch, bitch, bitch...

[F40]

I thought it was on my end:toetap::leaving:

[khblair]

I thought it was on my end:toetap::leaving:

Nope.. Its annoying too

[navyndi2]

Had the same thing happen a few times today

[Gina]

:toetap:















:D

[oyealiz]

Maybe it's time to help GB Vette support this place?

I have NO clue what that would entail, but I could kick in some funds.

[Fastguy]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b71/saltysearay/ironchef.jpg

[DAB]

Maybe it's time to help GB Vette support this place?

I have NO clue what that would entail, but I could kick in some funds.

hear you have a new DVD, perhaps you could watch it and sell it? :D

[Gina]

Maybe it's time to help GB Vette support this place?

I have NO clue what that would entail, but I could kick in some funds.

:iagree: he needs to post a PayPal account we can donate to.:cheers:

[dwjz06]

Data covered it.:cheers:

[Entropy]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b71/saltysearay/ironchef.jpg
:lolsmile:

Haven't seen that one in a while.

[lander]

Maybe it's time to help GB Vette support this place?

I have NO clue what that would entail, but I could kick in some funds.

Shoe auction?

:dance:

[F40]

YouTube - Classic Movie Line #51

[Datawiz]

Maybe it's time to help GB Vette support this place?

I have NO clue what that would entail, but I could kick in some funds.

:iagree: he needs to post a PayPal account we can donate to.:cheers:

Just start a damn supporting members program. I'm in. Give me more PM's and get rid of the 30 or 60 posting rules for supporting members. :cheers:

[Fastguy]

Swear Jar?

[G8rDMD]

You're on here telling a mod how to administer and run the forum??? You could get banned for that :willy::willy: Oh, wait, not in here...never mind :cheers:

[lander]

Swear Jar?

**** that!

(charter member baby!)

[Datawiz]

Swear Jar?

Shit
Damn
Phuck
Kunt
Bastard
cor08vette


That should buy us at least a week of no DB errors.

[G8rDMD]

Shit
Damn
Phuck
Kunt
Bastard
cor08vette


That should buy us at least a week of no DB errors.

You forgot Kuro :leaving:

[Iron Chef]

Sorry guys...been hittin' the books this afternoon.

Let me take it up with Tom and Gary. We'll try to get it resolved.

Apologies for the slowdows...growing pains you know. I don't think anyone expected close to 200 members in 5 days.

:cheers:

Oh and data...FYYFF :D

[lander]

You forgot Kuro :leaving:

...and wifey...

[themonk]

Shit
Damn
Phuck
Kunt
Bastard
cor08vette


That should buy us at least a week of no DB errors.

Database or Douchbag?

[Datawiz]

Database or Douchbag?

Douchebag was synonymous with my last swear word.

[Fastguy]

...and wifey...

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/I_kill_you.gif

[Datawiz]

Oh and data...FYYFF :D

Thank you.

I will now sleep much better. :cheers:

[Entropy]

Douchebag was synonymous with my last swear word.
:withstupid:

[Blademaker]

...and wifey...

Thanks.
I just threw up in my mouth.
:slap:

[Datawiz]

...and wifey...

Thanks.
I just threw up in my mouth.
:slap:

Speaking of whom, who's the troll?

"The NNIAL8R" is a valid name on this site. :toetap:

[khblair]

Shoe auction?

:dance:

I am NOT donating any of my shoes for any cause:skep: NFW

[oyealiz]

hear you have a new DVD, perhaps you could watch it and sell it? :D

:lol:

Shoe auction?

:dance:

I gave away about 70 pair when I moved. Not ready to clean out again yet.
:liz:

Douchebag was synonymous with my last swear word.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Datawiz]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:cheers:

[Iron Chef]

Just got a reply from GB...he's looking into the issue. Likely bandwidth. Will keep you posted.

Thanks for your patience.

:cheers:

[Datawiz]

Just got a reply from GB...he's looking into the issue. Likely bandwidth. Will keep you posted.

Thanks for your patience.

:cheers:

Get your ass on a supporting member program and let our punk asses cough up some cash to help the cause.

[Datawiz]

Just got a reply from GB...he's looking into the issue. Likely bandwidth. Will keep you posted.

Thanks for your patience.

:cheers:

Oh yeah, Datawiz won't be doing any "special" threads, lest you fix your bandwidth issues. You will be crying and screaming if I start one, cuz this place will be toast. :rofl:

[Stangkiller]

Just start a damn supporting members program. I'm in. Give me more PM's and get rid of the 30 or 60 posting rules for supporting members. :cheers:

:iagree:

[VITE1]

Just start a damn supporting members program. I'm in. Give me more PM's and get rid of the 30 or 60 posting rules for supporting members. :cheers:

:iagree:

[Burnt C6]

Get your ass on a supporting member program and let our punk asses cough up some cash to help the cause.



Oh yeah, Datawiz won't be doing any "special" threads, lest you fix your bandwidth issues. You will be crying and screaming if I start one, cuz this place will be toast. :rofl:

Post Whore

oh what he wanted in the first post. let us help

[ShawnZR-1]

Just got a reply from GB...he's looking into the issue. Likely bandwidth. Will keep you posted.

Thanks for your patience.

:cheers:

Bandwidth? It's database connection issues. Unless the DB server is located in some other physical location, it's not bandwidth. Optimize the DB, increase the RAM, set your log flushes hoist the main mast and batten down the hatches! You're headed into the storm!
:above:

[F40]

Bandwidth? It's database connection issues. Unless the DB server is located in some other physical location, it's not bandwidth. Optimize the DB, increase the RAM, set your log flushes hoist the main mast and batten down the hatches! You're headed into the storm!
:above:

What he said :confused5:

[DAB]

If I used smaller fonts would that help :)

[Datawiz]

If I used smaller fonts would that help :)

Help what? Save on bandwidth? :lolsmile:

Christ, I think you just produced my favorite post of the day. :o_o:

[snide]

(charter member baby!)

2011? I don't think so.

[dwjz06]

Help what? Save on bandwidth? :lolsmile:

Christ, I think you just produced my favorite post of the day. :o_o:

:lolsmile:

[DAB]

Help what? Save on bandwidth? :lolsmile:

Christ, I think you just produced my favorite post of the day. :o_o:

Stole that idea from Dilbert!! Glad I could make your day.

I don't have a clue about bandwidth or database errors. Glad you do.

[Iron Chef]

We are currently on a very good server, but it is shared. Sometime this weekend, Vette Barn will be moving to a dedicated server which should take care of the Database Error problems we've been experiencing.

After the server issue is taken care of, we will start making plans for a supporting member program.

Please bear with us as we make these changes.

:cheers:

[snide]

After the server issue is taken care of, we will start making plans for a supporting member program.

Please bear with us as we make these changes.

:cheers:

Can supporting members get permabanned?

[ShawnZR-1]

We are currently on a very good server, but it is shared. Sometime this weekend, Vette Barn will be moving to a dedicated server which should take care of the Database Error problems we've been experiencing.

After the server issue is taken care of, we will start making plans for a supporting member program.

Please bear with us as we make these changes.

:cheers:

All part of the growing pains. How many of us remember CF crashing every 3 minutes?

Hey, once you get us moved, can you open up a "system stress test thread"? :D

[F40]

Can supporting members get permabanned?

Oh no you didn't:fingertap:

[Iron Chef]

Can supporting members get permabanned?

I would imagine that if you're on a site that gets a thrill out of doing that kind of thing, it's possible.

[scorp508]

I shall make all future posts a tinyurl with content actually being served on a different forum in a help thread. :D

[MattW]

I think you're all nuts - I have yet to experience a DB error message.

Mac/OSX for the win! Doo dah, doo dah... :whistles:

[oyealiz]

Can supporting members get permabanned?

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/5175-barns-policies-account-closures.html


You're welcome. :D

[themonk]

I think you're all nuts - I have yet to experience a DB error message.

Mac/OSX for the win! Doo dah, doo dah... :whistles:

:blabla:

[DAB]

Plenty of errors on my iMac and iPhone. They're addressing it, all is well.

[Iron Chef]

We know they're happening. We're switching over to a dedicated server this weekend.

We appreciate your patience. :cheers:

[lander]

I'm sure these are growing pains that the management here are more than happy to have to deal with. I for one have no problem hitting F5 when I do get the error. :thumbs:

/brown nose

[xXBUDXx]

I am NOT donating any of my shoes for any cause:skep: NFW

Calendar shoot? :D

[carlton_fritz]

Just got a reply from GB...he's looking into the issue. Likely bandwidth. Will keep you posted.

Thanks for your patience.

:cheers:
At least change the message from "database error" to "corvette forum disease".:cheers:

[carlton_fritz]

Bandwidth? It's database connection issues. Unless the DB server is located in some other physical location, it's not bandwidth. Optimize the DB, increase the RAM, set your log flushes hoist the main mast and batten down the hatches! You're headed into the storm!
:above:
http://i52.tinypic.com/33mx6d0.gif

[khblair]

http://i52.tinypic.com/33mx6d0.gif

omg. my new favorite smilie :o_o:

[carlton_fritz]

omg. my new favorite smilie :o_o:
:cheers:

[ptindall]

Speaking of whom, who's the troll?

"The NNIAL8R" is a valid name on this site. :toetap:

Oh really? I wish it were me. I'd have a ton of fun with that. :D

[Me2]

Sorry guys...been hittin' the books this afternoon.

Let me take it up with Tom and Gary. We'll try to get it resolved.

Apologies for the slowdows...growing pains you know. I don't think anyone expected close to 200 members in 5 days.

:cheers:

Oh and data...FYYFF :D





Gotta make sure all of these people are going to stay - sounds like they are, tho'. I think either supporting member fees and / or PayPal account for donations for upgrades.