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lspencer534
06-20-2013, 5:00pm
Put a Benjamin in there, and you'll wake up:

Money Shredding Alarm Clock - YouTube
OddBall
06-20-2013, 7:19pm
It cost a buck to make this video.
DAB
06-20-2013, 7:21pm
Little scotch tape and you are good. Puzzle time.
lspencer534
06-20-2013, 7:30pm
Little scotch tape and you are good. Puzzle time.

There will be a Puzzle this Sunday. It's already put together. 4:00 p.m. CDT. Be there, or be square, Ernest.
DAB
06-20-2013, 7:33pm
There will be a Puzzle this Sunday. It's already put together. 4:00 p.m. CDT. Be there, or be square, Ernest.

Jeeves!!! Update my calendar and get the experts lined up.
lspencer534
06-20-2013, 7:37pm
Jeeves!!! Update my calendar and get the experts lined up.

Your dog can use the computer?
DAB
06-20-2013, 7:40pm
Your dog can use the computer?

I think I better consult my legal team before I say more.

Top notch firm: Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. :dance:
lspencer534
06-20-2013, 7:47pm
I think I better consult my legal team before I say more.

Top notch firm: Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. :dance:

No need for that. We can settle this amicably. Tell me...what bowser does your dog use? Google Chrome?
DAB
06-20-2013, 7:50pm
No need for that. We can settle this amicably. Tell me...what bowser does your dog use? Google Chrome?

Lemme ask.....

"Woof"

:shrug:
lspencer534
06-20-2013, 7:57pm
Lemme ask.....

"Woof"

:shrug:

Now we're getting somewhere. I'm very familiar with WOOF!.

WOOF! | PBS (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/woof/)

Your dog is obviously a liberal...being a PBS viewer and all. Did you know that? (You may want to be careful about what you say about Obama around him. Of course, I'm assuming you aren't also a Communist.)

Would you put him on the computer, please?
Mirroredshades
06-20-2013, 8:45pm
Would be even better if you could feed it like a printer with 15 bills. One getting shredded every 10 seconds.

:mirror:
xXBUDXx
06-20-2013, 9:24pm
I must be ignorant. I simply get up.:willy:
DAB
06-20-2013, 9:28pm
Now we're getting somewhere. I'm very familiar with WOOF!.

WOOF! | PBS (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/woof/)

Your dog is obviously a liberal...being a PBS viewer and all. Did you know that? (You may want to be careful about what you say about Obama around him. Of course, I'm assuming you aren't also a Communist.)

Would you put him on the computer, please?

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lspencer534
06-21-2013, 10:23am
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I understand dog talk. You see, if you say something to a cat by imitating them, a cat says, "WTF did you say? You are the stupidest POS I know...." But if you imitate a dog, a dog says, "You talk dog talk? That's pretty good--keep practicing!".
onedef92
06-21-2013, 12:59pm
I must be ignorant. I simply get up.:willy:

Don't mofo's cop a morning whiz anymore? :confused5:
GentleBen
06-21-2013, 1:57pm
I made the attached General Quarters .wav file into a CD and load that into my bedside stereo. After turning the volume up to full "War Alert" I can get a good night's sleep knowing that I will be standing tall by the second chime of the alarm. Especially when the alarm is prefaced "This Is Not A Drill"!!!!

http://www.defense.gov/multimedia/audio/generalqrts.wav