The 'Good Advice' thread...

[lspencer534]

If you do something really well, never do it for free.

[StaticCling]

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

[xXBUDXx]

If it flies, floats, or fu(ks, it's cheaper to rent it.

If it has tits, tires, or a time clock, it will eventually give you trouble.

[99 pewtercoupe]

Your cat knows all your passwords:dance:

[Blademaker]

You don't pull on Supermans cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask of the 'ol Lone Ranger.
And you don't mess around with Jim.

[Blademaker]

If it has tits, tires, or a key board, it will eventually give you trouble.

Fixt :seasix:

[FasterTraffic]

Nothing increases the importance of something as much as throwing it away.

[bsmith]

Don't trust whitey.
Lord loves a working man.
If you catch it, see a doctor and get rid of it.

[VITE1]

In most cases Overkill is better than under kill.

Moderation is for Monks, Take life in big bites.

Yeild to temptation, it myay not come your way again.

Life is hard then you die when you can party like a rock star.

[FasterTraffic]

Moderation is for Monks, Take life in big bites.

My personal saying is, "Everything in moderation, including moderation."

[OddBall]

It is better to have and not need than to need and not have.

[99 pewtercoupe]

My personal saying is, "Everything in moderation, including moderation."

Sounds a lot like the old MTV motto from back in the 80s when they used to play music..."Too much, is never enough":seasix:

[kingpin]

Fingers work best on fried chicken and women. Not your nose.

[Cybercowboy]

If you do something really well, never do it for free.

I wish I could golf for free.

[Craig]

It is better to have and not need than to need and not have.

Money can't solve all your problems, but I've never been in a situation where being poor helped anything...

[NeedSpeed]

Money can't solve all your problems, but I've never been in a situation where being poor helped anything...

Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to deal with

[LilRedCorvette]

He/she who angers you, controls you.

Nobody has ever seen a Brinks truck following a funeral procession.

Money can't buy happiness, but it's somehow better to cry in a BMW than a Yugo.

[MrPeabody]

From my dad:

When you're at work, never lift anything heavier than a pencil.

Advice I didn't follow very often, but when I did I made more money than any other time.

[Loco Vette]

Never run out of talent, ideas, and real estate all at the same time.

[RonC5]

Live until you die.

[Burnt C6]

You better wrap that rascal. What you catch if you don't may not wash off with Gasoline

[DukeAllen]

Wish in one hand, crap in the other. See which one gets full first.

[jaxgator]

Money can't solve all your problems, but I've never been in a situation where being poor helped anything...

Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to deal with

Money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you a yacht to pull up right next to it.

[CP]

Any job worth doing is worth doing poorly.

[simpleman68]

Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to deal with

:lol:

"money can't buy happiness, but it CAN buy a jetski. Have you ever seen anyone frowning on a jetski?" Tosh

Scott

[Sea Six]

He who fights, then runs away, lives to fight another day.

[Sea Six]

Discretion is the better part of valor.

[simpleman68]

If you don't get what you like, you start to like what you get - Dad
Scott

[Sea Six]

Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of experience comes from bad judgement.

[NeedSpeed]

A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need it.

[onedef92]

"Owe no man nothing but to love him."

[NeedSpeed]

:lol:

"money can't buy happiness, but it CAN buy a jetski. Have you ever seen anyone frowning on a jetski?" Tosh

Scott

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

[C5Nate]

“Anyone who doesn't make mistakes isn't trying hard enough.” ~ Wess Roberts

[Mirroredshades]

Live all your dreams and hold nothing back.

[DukeAllen]

I hope to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grand father did.

Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

[FasterTraffic]

“Anyone who doesn't make mistakes isn't trying hard enough.” ~ Wess Roberts

:iagree:

Similar mountain bike motto:

If you're not crashing, you're not trying.

[onedef92]

"Only a fool fights inside a burning house."

[onedef92]

"I ain't never seen a hearse with a luggage rack."

[sanchez]

Constructive criticism is never unsolicited.

Never criticize someone doing something you aren't willing to do yourself.

[C5Nate]

Never criticize someone doing something you aren't willing to do yourself.


:iagree:


OR

Never criticize someone doing something you cant do yourself.

[onedef92]

:iagree:

Similar mountain bike motto:

If you're not crashing, you're not trying.

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti

[Yamma]

It is better to have and not need than to need and not have.

....and on the next episode of Hoarders....:rofl:

[DAB]

no one asks for my advice.

[onedef92]

"Now that I'm gone, I tell you; Don't smoke, whatever you do, don't smoke." - Yul Brynner

[Kerrmudgeon]

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.

:thumbs:

[C5Nate]

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.

:thumbs:


Thats 6 words.

[Kerrmudgeon]

Thats 6 words.

:toetap:.......... :slap:






BTW.......That's*

[DukeAllen]

What's behind me is not important.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y266/limulus/DSC_0299.jpg

[onedef92]

"Measure twice, cut once."

[Craig]

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.

:thumbs:

...sex.

[Craig]

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti

At the end of a race, every part that isn't worn out, was too heavy.

[C5Nate]

“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field.”

“No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical.”

“How wonderful that we have met with a paradox. Now we have some hope of making progress.”

“The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth.”

“Two sorts of truth: trivialities, where opposites are obviously absurd, and profound truths, recognized by the fact that the opposite is also a profound truth.”




Niels Bohr- (Danish Physicist, first to apply the quantum theory.Nobel Prize for Physics in 1922. 1885-1962)

[MrPeabody]

At the end of a race, every part that isn't worn out, was too heavy.

I knew an old drag racer in the 60s who used to say "If you can make it out of aluminum, you can make it out of magnesium. And if you can make it out of magnesium, you probably don't need it at all."

[Sneaks]

I wish I could PLAY golf for free.

Fixed......:leaving:

[78SA]

Never trust a woman that says "He is just a friend.".

[Rapid Roger]

It is better to have and not need than to need and not have.

Excellent....I assume you're talking about a handgun....:)

[Ol Timer]

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered....not yelled.

Meanness don't just happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway.

Don't judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good and honourable life, then when you get older and think back,
you'll enjoy it a second time.

Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.

Timin' has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Live simply, love generously, care deeply,

Speak kindly, and leave the rest to God.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

[CP]

A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.

[JRD77VET]

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

:lol:

[slewfoot]

It's real easy to forget what's important, so don't.

[xXBUDXx]

Excellent....I assume you're talking about a handgun....:)

Or oxygen.

[Craig]

A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

[xXBUDXx]

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Which one involves beer?

[CP]

Don't argue with the stupid. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

[JRD77VET]

Don't smoke in pajamas, you might start a fire and burn your face.
Frank Zappa

[onedef92]

"A man with $5 in his pocket shouldn't run out of gas."

[8Up]

If you want somthing done, do it yourself.

(notice I didnt say 'done right', thats just an added bonus).

[78SA]

If your relief pitcher (closer) can't throw a strike, get him out of there.