PDA

View Full Version : Awkward Helen Keller moments...

lspencer534
06-12-2013, 8:14pm
When you want your pizza free because the delivery guy was late, but he was actually ringing your doorbell for 20 minutes....
Jeff '79
06-12-2013, 8:16pm
So, which one was blind?
Ms.Gem
06-12-2013, 8:18pm
So, which one was blind?

:iagree::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
JRD77VET
06-12-2013, 8:22pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/JRD77VET/funnies/WTF/hockey.jpg


:D
Defib1961
06-12-2013, 8:26pm
What was Helen Kellers favorite color.
Corduroy

How did Helen Keller's parents really punish her?
Hung bowling balls from the ceiling.

What do you call Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller playing tennis?
Eternal love.

What did Helen Keller name her dog?
Nymphdrumpherlmf.
DukeAllen
06-12-2013, 9:03pm
Look...I don't see what's so funny here. Do you hear what I'm saying?
Defib1961
06-12-2013, 9:05pm
Look...I don't see what's so funny here. Do you hear what I'm saying?

Huh?
Ms.Gem
06-12-2013, 9:07pm
Look...I don't see what's so funny here. Do you hear what I'm saying?

No I don't see what your saying either. :shrug:
CP
06-12-2013, 10:02pm
How did Helen Keller's parents really punish her?


By rearranging the furniture in the living room!
Defib1961
06-12-2013, 10:07pm
By rearranging the furniture in the living room!

They also left the plunger in the toilet
kylebuck
06-12-2013, 10:10pm
did you hear the hellen keller joke about the three dogs???






neither has she.
99 pewtercoupe
06-12-2013, 10:15pm
They also left the plunger in the toilet

Ok, you can board the bus now...:rofl:
Defib1961
06-12-2013, 10:18pm
Ok, you can board the bus now...:rofl:

:D
Aerovette
06-13-2013, 12:18am
Ever see helen Keller's husband?

Neither has she.



True - Our friends have a female Shar Pei that is 90% deaf and 90% blind.

Guess what her name is? :D
DukeAllen
06-13-2013, 1:50am
Ever see helen Keller's husband?

Neither has she.



True - Our friends have a female Shar Pei that is 90% deaf and 90% blind.

Guess what her name is? :D

Lucky?:D
Bill
06-13-2013, 5:33am
Ever see helen Keller's husband?

Neither has she.



True - Our friends have a female Shar Pei that is 90% deaf and 90% blind.

Guess what her name is? :D

Rover? Spot?



:I'vegotnothing:
wicked_c6
06-13-2013, 8:04am
What was Helen Kellers favorite color.
Corduroy

How did Helen Keller's parents really punish her?
Hung bowling balls from the ceiling.

What do you call Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller playing tennis?
Eternal love.

What did Helen Keller name her dog?
Nymphdrumpherlmf.

How did Helen Keller burn her ear?
She answered the iron.

How did she burn her other ear?
They called back.
Low12s
06-13-2013, 10:49am
They also left the plunger in the toilet

Now there is one I have not heard.
Craig
06-13-2013, 11:21am
How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
DukeAllen
06-13-2013, 11:32am
How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?

She was waiting to inhale when the tip glowed?