A Good Catholic Joke

[NCC-1701]

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards President Obama and said, "Do you know that

with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd

go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will

go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"



Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!



AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!



Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? :D:D

[Sneaks]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Sea Six]

Indeed.

[DukeAllen]

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[Yamma]

:rofl::rofl: That's awesome.

[Bingo Fuel]

:rofl::rofl: That's awesome.
:iagree:

:rofl::lol:

[R.Zaragoza]

:rofl:

[Craig]

The President and Mrs. Mitchelle Obama are in the front row at a Yankees game.

The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents, one of whom leans over and whispers something into the President's ear.

As soon as he finishes, Mr. Obama grabs Mitchelle by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing.

Mitchelle falls 10 feet to the top of the dugout, kicking and screaming obscenities.

The Secret Service agent leans over again and whispers,

"Mr. President, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!"

[OddBall]

:rofl::rofl: