View Full Version : I don't need the tissues this time: Before and after pics of your favorite porn stars
DJ_Critterus
06-06-2013, 4:37pm
Be brave. Be brave.... but Red and joebuck will still hit the "before" pics :ack:
Porn Stars Without Makeup: More Before And After Pictures By Melissa Murphy (PHOTOS) (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/porn-stars-without-make-up_n_3379731.html)
Grey Ghost
06-06-2013, 4:55pm
ugh
DJ_Critterus
06-06-2013, 4:55pm
There are maybe two that I would do sober, but it would have to be in low light.
OddBall
06-06-2013, 5:04pm
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/visund/ForumFodder/MoosePornStar_zps564b1841.jpg
:D
NeedSpeed
06-06-2013, 5:09pm
:funnier:
island14
06-06-2013, 5:12pm
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/visund/ForumFodder/MoosePornStar_zps564b1841.jpg
:D
:rofl:
Grey Ghost
06-06-2013, 5:13pm
There are maybe two that I would do sober, but it would have to be in low light.
How many would you do with the makeup on ?
How many without ?
island14
06-06-2013, 5:13pm
And me n NeedSpeed both Thanked you for that post... :Jeff '79:
Frizzle
06-06-2013, 5:15pm
most of the girls don't even have their hair brushed let alone the poor lighting of the 'before' photos.
Possibly about 3-5 girls would be 'acceptable' to wake up next to in the morning with out makeup and not have you running for the hills.
Fasglas
06-06-2013, 5:20pm
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/visund/ForumFodder/MoosePornStar_zps564b1841.jpg
:D
:rofl:
ApexOversteer
06-06-2013, 6:14pm
Wait, makeup is used to smooth skin and accent eyes? SHOCKER!
Kerrmudgeon
06-06-2013, 6:38pm
Some of them are downright homely. :ack:
Eden Von Sleaze :rofl::rofl::rofl:
xXBUDXx
06-07-2013, 10:30am
Some of them are downright homely. :ack:
I prefer the phrase, "uglier than the afterbirth of a bastard rat" or uglier than a bag of busted blisters" but we can use "homely" for now.
xXBUDXx
06-07-2013, 11:02am
All you saying the "before" pics you wouldn't are royally out of touch.
Most women wear makeup.
Not many can go "natural" and still look "hot".
Can you create a PowerPoint presentation for me?
Grey Ghost
06-07-2013, 11:11am
All you saying the "before" pics you wouldn't are royally out of touch.
Not many can go "natural" and still look "hot".
Are you talking about the moose ?
Superstreet
06-07-2013, 11:18am
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/visund/ForumFodder/MoosePornStar_zps564b1841.jpg
:D
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:
FasterTraffic
06-07-2013, 11:45am
most of the girls don't even have their hair brushed let alone the poor lighting of the 'before' photos.
:iagree:
Let's face it, if you're already a 10 when you roll out of bed in the morning, you're probably not going into porn. That said, there were quite a few pretty girls in that group. It wouldn't require a professional makeup artist for them to get my attention.
There is also a good portion of those women who would need magic, not makeup, to be attractive.
DJ_Critterus
06-07-2013, 12:24pm
How many would you do with the makeup on ?
How many without ?
After seeing this.... the answer for both is 2.
onedef92
06-07-2013, 1:37pm
I'm at work so I can't peep the link, but I know from experience here that TLH has wicked slim quality control standards. :D
DJ_Critterus
06-07-2013, 2:23pm
I'm at work so I can't peep the link, but I know from experience here that TLH has wicked slim quality control standards. :D
Those standards aren't needed here. Even knooger would think twice about a few of these.
boracayjohnny
06-07-2013, 3:17pm
Even after makeup, I want to ask a coupla/three if their mom had any children that lived.
OddBall
06-07-2013, 4:15pm
Are you talking about the moose ?
Do I look Canadian? :slap: :D
:rofl::rofl:
kylebuck
06-07-2013, 4:29pm
Yes but I bet they put out
MEC5LADY
06-07-2013, 4:41pm
So are you equating those that wear makeup doable and those who don't wear makeup not doable? :popcorns:
99 pewtercoupe
06-07-2013, 7:14pm
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/visund/ForumFodder/MoosePornStar_zps564b1841.jpg
:D
Damn..........:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Now that is pretty damn funny
Grey Ghost
06-07-2013, 7:44pm
So are you equating those that wear makeup doable and those who don't wear makeup not doable? :popcorns:
We are men...anything is doable. Sometimes we admit to it, but not on interwebs forums.
When you are only talking about sex. We do find too much makeup, hair, etc...erotic.
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xXBUDXx
06-08-2013, 9:48am
Of what?
Surprise me.
NeedSpeed
06-08-2013, 10:37am
How about supermodels? I'm sure y'all wouldn't wanna wake up with them either
14. Chanel Iman — 30 Shocking Photos of Supermodels Without Makeup | Complex (http://www.complex.com/style/2012/02/30-shocking-photos-of-supermodels-without-makeup/chanel-iman)
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