Mike Mercury
06-03-2013, 2:33pm
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........twice a day.
2.. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3... Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, get out of the vehicle, get back in again... and then the engine would mysteriously start running.
4...... The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" blue warning light.
5....... The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying.
6........ Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
7........ Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because the accelerator, brake pedal, and steering wheel would be in different locations.
8.......... You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
2.. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3... Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, get out of the vehicle, get back in again... and then the engine would mysteriously start running.
4...... The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" blue warning light.
5....... The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying.
6........ Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
7........ Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because the accelerator, brake pedal, and steering wheel would be in different locations.
8.......... You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.