View Full Version : And you thought the poptart gun and Hello Kitty bubblegun was bad......
MEC5LADY
06-02-2013, 2:21pm
When is this crap going to stop. If I was this kids parent, I would be checking with a lawyer.
School Says Deaf Boy's Name Sign Looks Too Much Like A Gun | (http://gopthedailydose.com/2013/06/02/school-says-deaf-boys-name-sign-looks-too-much-like-a-gun/)
Knooger
06-02-2013, 2:37pm
There is a simple solution, all people in America should chop off their fingers.
Sea Six
06-02-2013, 2:50pm
I've been saying this for years.
They should lop Florida off the map. Looks too much like a gun.
Same with Maryland, Oklahoma, and Idaho (turn your head slanty-ways and look at it). Utah looks a little too much like a snub-nose .38 Special. Same with Alabama, and Mississippi.
While we're at it, North Carolina looks like something that could be used to poke somebody in the eye. And Michigan looks kind of like a can opener... any kid looking at the outline of Michigan could be influenced to start underage drinking.
DJ_Critterus
06-02-2013, 2:58pm
I've been saying this for years.
They should lop Florida off the map. Looks too much like a gun.
Same with Maryland, Oklahoma, and Idaho (turn your head slanty-ways and look at it). Utah looks a little too much like a snub-nose .38 Special. Same with Alabama, and Mississippi.
While we're at it, North Carolina looks like something that could be used to poke somebody in the eye. And Michigan looks kind of like a can opener... any kid looking at the outline of Michigan could be influenced to start underage drinking.
Well, FL is America's wang and our liberals want to neuter this country. Hell, they've moved on to trying to castrate it. Next, the country will be listed as a member of the LGBT community if they get their wish.
Knooger
06-02-2013, 3:38pm
I've been saying this for years.
They should lop Florida off the map. Looks too much like a gun.
Same with Maryland, Oklahoma, and Idaho (turn your head slanty-ways and look at it). Utah looks a little too much like a snub-nose .38 Special. Same with Alabama, and Mississippi.
While we're at it, North Carolina looks like something that could be used to poke somebody in the eye. And Michigan looks kind of like a can opener... any kid looking at the outline of Michigan could be influenced to start underage drinking.
Most of those problems could be fixed by changing the state borders to make them safer shapes. Florida however will need to be bulldozed into the sea.
I've been saying this for years.
They should lop Florida off the map. Looks too much like a gun.
Same with Maryland, Oklahoma, and Idaho (turn your head slanty-ways and look at it). Utah looks a little too much like a snub-nose .38 Special. Same with Alabama, and Mississippi.
While we're at it, North Carolina looks like something that could be used to poke somebody in the eye. And Michigan looks kind of like a can opener... any kid looking at the outline of Michigan could be influenced to start underage drinking.
And MA looks just like a BFG.
99 pewtercoupe
06-02-2013, 3:48pm
It seems like almost every day I read something like this and think to myself "well now I have seen it all. It can't get any more stupid" and yet every day I am proven wrong
DJ_Critterus
06-02-2013, 3:50pm
Most of those problems could be fixed by changing the state borders to make them safer shapes. Florida however will need to be bulldozed into the sea.
I've been saying the same thing about the Peoples Republik of Kalifornia.
OddBall
06-02-2013, 3:52pm
Here' what they should change his name sign to:
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/visund/ForumFodder/fy_zps536d796d.jpg
Knooger
06-02-2013, 3:52pm
I've been saying the same thing about the Peoples Republik of Kalifornia.
I hope that doesn't happen as I will probably be moving there later this year.
99 pewtercoupe
06-02-2013, 3:56pm
I hope that doesn't happen as I will probably be moving there later this year.
Why?
I would think most people would be trying to leave
DJ_Critterus
06-02-2013, 3:56pm
I hope that doesn't happen as I will probably be moving there later this year.
Are you ****ing insane? i know you'll **** just about anything but I didn't think you would go out of your way to screw yourself in that manner.
Knooger
06-02-2013, 3:57pm
Why?
I would think most people would be truing to leave
Wife's job. We went down there and really liked the area. Taxes will suck, but the beautiful weather compared to Seattle should be worth something.
Knooger
06-02-2013, 4:00pm
Are you ****ing insane? i know you'll **** just about anything but I didn't think you would go out of your way to screw yourself in that manner.
The job fits what my wife is looking for and she has a friend that moved there about 7 years ago and he and his wife love it there.
99 pewtercoupe
06-02-2013, 4:01pm
Wife's job. We went down there and really liked the area. Taxes will suck, but the beautiful weather compared to Seattle should be worth something.
Taxes aren't the only thing that is going to suck.
DJ_Critterus
06-02-2013, 4:04pm
Here' what they should change his name sign to:
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/visund/ForumFodder/fy_zps536d796d.jpg
i have that T-shirt!
VatorMan
06-02-2013, 4:05pm
Wife's job. We went down there and really liked the area. Taxes will suck, but the beautiful weather compared to Seattle should be worth something.
Where in Cali are you looking to move to ?
DJ_Critterus
06-02-2013, 4:05pm
Wife's job. We went down there and really liked the area. Taxes will suck, but the beautiful weather compared to Seattle should be worth something.
The job fits what my wife is looking for and she has a friend that moved there about 7 years ago and he and his wife love it there.
Taxes aren't the only thing that is going to suck.
Is the job worth the taxes and complete uber liberal bullshit you will have to endure?
DJ_Critterus
06-02-2013, 4:05pm
Where in Cali are you looking to move to ?
Hell?
Knooger
06-02-2013, 4:06pm
Where in Cali are you looking to move to ?
A little north of San Francisco.
Knooger
06-02-2013, 4:08pm
Is the job worth the taxes and complete uber liberal bullshit you will have to endure?
We live in Washington State right now so we have some experience with living in a liberal state.
DJ_Critterus
06-02-2013, 4:10pm
We live in Washington State right now so we have some experience with living in a liberal state.
What about the insane state taxes?
Knooger
06-02-2013, 4:15pm
What about the insane state taxes?
Not looking forward to that, but we looked all over the US and there are pluses and minuses everywhere. We don't want to be in an area that gets real cold during the winter with lots of snow. Also, the job had to be right for my wife and northern California seemed to fit what we want.
VatorMan
06-02-2013, 4:16pm
A little north of San Francisco.
Beautiful area. Marin county ? Expensive area there.
Knooger
06-02-2013, 4:17pm
Beautiful area. Marin county ? Expensive area there.
Sonoma county.
DJ_Critterus
06-02-2013, 4:17pm
Not looking forward to that, but we looked all over the US and there are pluses and minuses everywhere. We don't want to be in an area that gets real cold during the winter with lots of snow. Also, the job had to be right for my wife and northern California seemed to fit what we want.
What type of work does she do?
Knooger
06-02-2013, 4:19pm
What type of work does she do?
General surgeon.
DJ_Critterus
06-02-2013, 4:25pm
General surgeon.
Oh. you got tons of money. Shouldn't be an issue until Obama(doesn't) care is fully implemented. *rofl*
Sea Six
06-03-2013, 10:39am
Pfft.
I've been considering myself a general surgeon for years. Problem is, I can't find any patients willing to let me practice on them.
FasterTraffic
06-03-2013, 11:25am
I've been saying the same thing about the Peoples Republik of Kalifornia.
http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww142/polemic/Random/CaliforniaPolitics.jpg
onedef92
06-03-2013, 11:30am
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/Cool%20Toys/oma1_zpsd0c4a7ad.jpg
They'd really have a shet-fit nowadays if a kid bought this joker to school.
It's the Johnny Seven O.M.A. (One Man Army) gun and shit, a multi-function toy weapon produced by Deluxe Reading under their Topper Toys toyline, released in 1964.
Johnny Seven O.M.A. was the best selling boys' toy of 1964, and was marketed heavily on children's television. It has a unique number of features, including seven different actions (thus the "Seven" in the name). The toy is no longer made, and has become a collector's item.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPhZsauluXMSimilar
Yerf Dog
06-03-2013, 12:39pm
Deaf preschooler Hunter Spanjer wins right to sign name after school says violates weapons policy
Hunter's parents weren't interested in a compromise, and were determined to fight for their son's right to sign his name.
The Facebook group titled "Let this Deaf Child Keep His Name Sign" quickly grew to over 9,000 members in support of little Hunter. A recent status update indicated that the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) had been contacted about the case.
Howard Rosenblum, CEO of the National Association of the Deaf, told the Huffington Post that his organization would assist the Spanjers with legal action if necessary. "A name sign is the equivalent of a person's name, and to prohibit a name sign is to prohibit a person's name," he wrote in an email.
Grand Island Public Schools (GIPS) was inundated with angry phone calls and emails from both concerned community residents and strangers across the country.
The Spanjers won their fight.
"Grand Island Public Schools is not requiring any current student with a hearing impairment to change his or her sign language name," a statement released from the school board on Tuesday said.
The statement also included the following, making it clear that the district teaches American Sign Language (ASL), not Signing Exact English (SEE) which Hunter uses when signing his name:
"The school district teaches American Sign Language ("ASL") for students with hearing impairments. ASL is recommended by the Nebraska Department of Education and is widely used in the United States. The sign language techniques taught in the school district are consistent with the standards of the Nebraska Department of Education and ASL."
At least Hunter can keep his name.
"The encouragement and support is amazing," Brian told KOLN. "It's been more than I could have asked for and it's been extremely helpful."
The ACLU is still involved in the case.
Yahoo! News Canada - Latest News & Headlines (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dailybrew/deaf-preschooler-hunter-spanjer-wins-sign-name-school-162348178.html)
island14
06-03-2013, 12:58pm
A little north of San Francisco.
San Quentin? :island14:
OddBall
06-03-2013, 1:00pm
i have that T-shirt!
:rofl::cert:
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