Wonder how many hundred billion dollars

[Torqaholic]

The government wasted on this new national weather service robot that reads the weather warnings? I can't understand half of what the machine is saying. Dead serious, there could be a tornado on the other side of town and I wouldn't have a clue!!! It's really pissing me off that they interupt my radio channel with that unintelligible garbage :issues:

[ApexOversteer]

Complain to them or they'll never change it.

[RED-85-Z51]

The NationalweatherserviceinmobilehasissuedaseverethunderstormwarningforyourareaAT803pmalineofseverethunderstormscapableofproducinghardnipplesizedhailwasmovingsouthsoutheastaat38.5milesperhour. Ifyouareinthepathofthislineofsevereweatheryoushouldtakecoverimmediately. Areasinthedirectpathofthislineofstormsincludes...mobilealabama,southwestbalwincounty,pensacolafloridaandpaceflorida.
The NationalweatherserviceinmobilehasissuedaseverethunderstormwarningforyourareaAT803pmalineofseverethunderstormscapableofproducinghardnipplesizedhailwasmovingsouthsoutheastaat38.5milesperhour. Ifyouareinthepathofthislineofsevereweatheryoushouldtakecoverimmediately. Areasinthedirectpathofthislineofstormsincludes...mobilealabama,southwestbalwincounty,pensacolafloridaandpaceflorida.

ENNHHH ENHHHH ENHHH

[Torqaholic]

Complain to them or they'll never change it.


Rather put a bullet in their head.

Almost forgot the smiley :D

[lspencer534]

The voice sounds like a recent transplant to my area who hasn't learned to pronounce local names: "Areasinthedirectpathofthislineofstormsincludes...I-sack-you-ana County (Izza-queena County), Bell-zoo-nia (Bell-zone-a), and Ya-hoo City (Yah-zoo City)."

A new TV announcer here once called Sheriff McAdory "Sheriff Mac-cattery" and the flowering trees around City Hall "Crappy Myrtles" (Crepe Myrtles).