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Bill
05-16-2013, 8:16pm
You, win the $550M Powerball jackpot? It's not happening


By the CNN Wire Staff

updated 9:30 PM EST, Wed November 28, 2012


Chance of a ticket winning a Powerball jackpot is 1 in 175,223,510
You have a better chance of hitting two straight holes in one
A record $550 million Powerball jackpot is up for grabs Wednesday

(CNN) -- Last March, when the people of America were drooling at the thought of winning a record $656 million Mega Millions jackpot, we poured an icy bucket of mathematical reality over your head: You weren't going to win.

And you didn't. Three winning tickets were sold, but you weren't involved. It was never going to happen. As we wrote then, you stood a better chance at hitting two consecutive holes in one than winning that jackpot.

How winning could change your life

Now, with a record $550 million Powerball jackpot up for grabs Wednesday, we figured it was a great time to, once again, dash your dreams. We know, we know -- someone will win at least a share of the prize, if not Wednesday, then in some subsequent drawing. But it won't be you.






Watch this video

Lottery winners' lives ruined
Why you keep playing the lottery

The chance of a ticket winning a Powerball jackpot is 1 in 175,223,510 (slightly better than the chance of winning a Mega Millions jackpot, which is 1 in 175,711,536). Here are a few unlikely scenarios that, we're sorry to say, are much more likely than you taking home this jackpot.

From the Harvard School of Public Health:

-- Dying from a bee sting: 1 in 6.1 million.

-- Dying from a lightning strike: 1 in 3 million.

From U.S. Hole in One, which insures golf prizes for holes in one:

-- An amateur golfer making a hole in one on a par-3 hole: 1 in 12,500.

-- A golfer hitting a hole in one on consecutive par-3 holes: 1 in about 156 million.

From a 2011 State Farm study on collisions between vehicles and deer:

-- Hitting a deer with a vehicle in Hawaii, the state where State Farm says deer-vehicle collisions are least likely: 1 in 6,267.

From the National Weather Service:

-- Being struck by lightning over an 80-year lifetime: 1 in 10,000.

From the Florida Museum of Natural History, based on U.S. beach injury statistics:

-- Drowning and other beach-related fatalities: 1 in 2 million.

-- Being attacked by a shark: 1 in 11.5 million.

But if you did win ...

What do you think about your chances of winning on Wednesday? Weigh in below, or on Twitter using #whataretheodds.

FasterTraffic
05-16-2013, 8:18pm
All that being said, the odds of my wife's vanpool hitting the jackpot becomes something like 1:100 if my wife doesn't pitch in. We play as a hedge against other people's good fortune.

NeedSpeed
05-16-2013, 8:40pm
But, but, but . . . someone will win.

MEANZ06
05-16-2013, 8:45pm
Someone has to win eventually so someone, somewhere will beat their pessimistic outlook. :yesnod: :seasix:

And for the fun of it, why not try. :shrug:


If you don't play you won't win. I never play lotto but after hearing no winners last night I bought 2 tickets tonight. I'm expecting baller status saturday... :D

ft laud mike
05-17-2013, 1:39am
You, win the $550M Powerball jackpot? It's not happening


By the CNN Wire Staff

updated 9:30 PM EST, Wed November 28, 2012


Chance of a ticket winning a Powerball jackpot is 1 in 175,223,510
You have a better chance of hitting two straight holes in one
A record $550 million Powerball jackpot is up for grabs Wednesday

(CNN) -- Last March, when the people of America were drooling at the thought of winning a record $656 million Mega Millions jackpot, we poured an icy bucket of mathematical reality over your head: You weren't going to win.

And you didn't. Three winning tickets were sold, but you weren't involved. It was never going to happen. As we wrote then, you stood a better chance at hitting two consecutive holes in one than winning that jackpot.

How winning could change your life

Now, with a record $550 million Powerball jackpot up for grabs Wednesday, we figured it was a great time to, once again, dash your dreams. We know, we know -- someone will win at least a share of the prize, if not Wednesday, then in some subsequent drawing. But it won't be you.






Watch this video

Lottery winners' lives ruined
Why you keep playing the lottery

The chance of a ticket winning a Powerball jackpot is 1 in 175,223,510 (slightly better than the chance of winning a Mega Millions jackpot, which is 1 in 175,711,536). Here are a few unlikely scenarios that, we're sorry to say, are much more likely than you taking home this jackpot.

From the Harvard School of Public Health:

-- Dying from a bee sting: 1 in 6.1 million.

-- Dying from a lightning strike: 1 in 3 million.

From U.S. Hole in One, which insures golf prizes for holes in one:

-- An amateur golfer making a hole in one on a par-3 hole: 1 in 12,500.

-- A golfer hitting a hole in one on consecutive par-3 holes: 1 in about 156 million.

From a 2011 State Farm study on collisions between vehicles and deer:

-- Hitting a deer with a vehicle in Hawaii, the state where State Farm says deer-vehicle collisions are least likely: 1 in 6,267.

From the National Weather Service:

-- Being struck by lightning over an 80-year lifetime: 1 in 10,000.

From the Florida Museum of Natural History, based on U.S. beach injury statistics:

-- Drowning and other beach-related fatalities: 1 in 2 million.

-- Being attacked by a shark: 1 in 11.5 million.

But if you did win ...

What do you think about your chances of winning on Wednesday? Weigh in below, or on Twitter using #whataretheodds.

So, if I hit 1/2 billion... you don't want me to help you out?

Uncle Meat
05-17-2013, 3:48am
There's a 100% chance you won't win if you don't buy a ticket and that's a FACT!

U.M.

Fasglas
05-17-2013, 10:13am
There's a 100% chance you won't win if you don't buy a ticket and that's a FACT!

U.M.

True dat...

VatorMan
05-17-2013, 10:17am
I've got $10 in the game.

snide
05-17-2013, 10:21am
I've got $10 in the game.

That's $8 more than me.

CBonsall
05-17-2013, 10:28am
i buy 1 - $3.00 ticket a week, have been buying tickets for close to 25 years, won a total just under 125.00 . i dont expect to win, but you never know. :D

VatorMan
05-17-2013, 10:33am
That's $8 more than me.

"It's for the children." :lol:

NeedSpeed
05-17-2013, 10:35am
I find it funny that people can't be bothered at trying for say $20-30 million, but over $200 million? Shit, we up in this bitch. :lol:

Bill
05-17-2013, 10:47am
I find it funny that people can't be bothered at trying for say $20-30 million, but over $200 million? Shit, we up in this bitch. :lol:

You're odds are one in 175 million or so. So the house takes way too much at 30 million. At this jackpot, at least you have a chance of getting more value for your dollar.

I still won't be playing, though. I pay enough tax already.

cdw54321
05-17-2013, 11:03am
All that being said, the odds of my wife's vanpool hitting the jackpot becomes something like 1:100 if my wife doesn't pitch in. We play as a hedge against other people's good fortune.

:iagree: This - If my team collects a pool, I am damn sure pitching in "Just in case" ...

FasterTraffic
05-17-2013, 11:12am
:iagree: This - If my team collects a pool, I am damn sure pitching in "Just in case" ...

:yesnod: That's pretty much the only time we play the lottery. Don't want to be the poor bastard who didn't participate in the pool that strikes it rich.

Calif Vetteman
05-17-2013, 1:38pm
Power Ball is up to 600,000,000. Be close to a Billion by Saturday Night.

I don't care if it does ruin my life. I would still by an Island in the Cayman's or the Caribbean, or some place like that where I could live out my miserable existance. :dance:

onedef92
05-17-2013, 1:46pm
I don't play but perchance my father-in-law (an avid player) will hit the jackpot. He's promised to make good by all his kin if he does.

Bill
05-17-2013, 3:52pm
I don't play but perchance my father-in-law (an avid player) will hit the jackpot. He's promised to make good by all his kin if he does.

Didn't gambling used to be a sin? I mean up until the time that government started running the numbers? I guess when govt. does it, it's no longer a sin.