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Bill
05-14-2013, 7:33pm
Woman Threw 8 Inch Kitchen Knife at Boyfriend After He Farted: Officials

Deborah Ann Burns told deputies that her boyfriend had wielded the knife, but the boyfriend argued that it was Burns who threw the knife at his stomach.


Thursday, May 9, 2013 | Updated 1:33 PM EDT

A woman was arrested after she threw an 8 inch kitchen knife at her boyfriend when he farted in her face while they were watching TV, according to authorities.

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, told detectives she became angry the incident occurred and the two began arguing, the arrest report said.

She caused minor wounds on her 6-year boyfriend, who told Burns to shut up, which began the argument that ended up in the kitchen, the report said.

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After throwing the knife, Burns ran out of the house. She returned shortly after and knocked on the door.

Her 53-year-old boyfriend stepped out of the house to talk to Burns and the two began arguing again.

The fight escalated and Burns hit her boyfriend in the arm with a stick causing additional wounds, the report said.

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After hitting him, she left the house again but was later found by deputies, the report said.

Burns told deputies that her boyfriend chased her though the house and wielded the knife in attempts to strike her but missed, the report said.

The boyfriend argued that it was Burns who threw the knife at his stomach.

Burns faces a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, the report said. She is being held at the Naples Jail Center on a $50,000 bond. It wasn’t immediately known if she had an attorney.

http://media.naplesnews.com/media/img/photos/2013/05/08/0509_nclo_burns_deborah_t300.jpg

Skia
05-14-2013, 7:37pm
Obambam supporter writ large....

DJ_Critterus
05-14-2013, 7:54pm
cut that Obama phone off and save some money!

Jeff '79
05-14-2013, 7:56pm
Woman Threw 8 Inch Kitchen Knife at Boyfriend After He Farted: Officials



http://media.naplesnews.com/media/img/photos/2013/05/08/0509_nclo_burns_deborah_t300.jpg


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

snide
05-14-2013, 8:06pm
Can't let the g/f see this... :leaving:

sasnglass77
05-14-2013, 8:07pm
Can't let the g/f see this... :leaving:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

island14
05-15-2013, 7:53am
Pull my finger... :leaving:

Bucwheat
05-15-2013, 8:05am
She caused minor wounds on her 6-year boyfriend?

Kerrmudgeon
05-15-2013, 8:20am
Just sit back, give them both knives or guns and let them go at it. The world would be a better place. :yesnod:

dwjz06
05-15-2013, 8:21am
Pull my finger... :leaving::D:lol:

DJ_Critterus
05-15-2013, 10:03am
Can't let the g/f see this... :leaving:

Gozar probably just shit himself reading this.

onedef92
05-15-2013, 1:03pm
Damn. Good thing he didn't cold cut a Dutch Oven with that blade in close orbit to his unit...

island14
05-15-2013, 1:54pm
You know you've got a good woman when you can rip one around her and she doesn't stab ya. :funny:

You know you have been with the same woman long enough, when her farts smell just like your own and not sure who to blame it on... :D

DAB
05-15-2013, 1:58pm
He's a lightweight.

If she is still conscious after a good fart, it wasn't good enough.

:gozar:

DJ_Critterus
05-15-2013, 3:12pm
You know you have been with the same woman long enough, when her farts smell just like your own and not sure who to blame it on... :D

The dog. Always the dog!!