How many Mexicans does it take...

[lspencer534]

to screw in a light bulb?

Juan. :leaving:

(What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car?)

[BuckyThreadkiller]

Car-los.

Why don't Mexicans have Bar-B-Qs?


The beans fall through the grates.

[Yerf Dog]

:funny:

[lspencer534]

Car-los.

Why don't Mexicans have Bar-B-Qs?


The beans fall through the grates.


The beans fall through the grille.

Oops...now I see the white print.

[Craig]

What do a brick and a fat chick in Alabama have in common?

[lspencer534]

What did Davy Crockett say when he saw all those Mexicans running toward the Alamo?

"Who ordered concrete?".

[Kerrmudgeon]

here ya go.....fill your boots.....:D


What iz the difference between a Mexican & an elevator?

1 can raise a child.

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How do u find out the population of Mexico?

Drop a peso on the ground.

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Did u hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest?

Me neither.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport?

cross country

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How does u stop a Mexican frm robbing ur house?

Put up a help-wanted sign

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2 mexicans r in a car, who iz driving?

A cop

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Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?

Any Mexican that can run jump or swim iz in the US!

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Q: What do u get when u cross a Mexican & an Iranian?

A: Oil of Ole

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How do u stop a Mexican tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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What do Mexicans pick in the off season?

Their nose.

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Why do Mexicans drive low riders?

They r 2 short 2 get in 2 any other type of car.

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What do u call a Mexican driving a BMW?

Grand Theft Auto.

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Why do Mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?

Because they come with birth certificates.

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A bunch of Mexicans r running down a hill, what iz going on?

A Prison Break.

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Why cant mexicans play uno?

Because they always steal the green card.

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What do u call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinco.

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What do u call a pool with a mexican in it?

Bean Dip.

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What iz the greatest Mexican invention?

A solar powered flash light.

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What does u call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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Why don't Mexicans BBQ?

The beans fall through the little holes.

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[Steve Austin]

What do a brick and a fat chick in Alabama have in common?

Eventually they are both going to get laid by a Mexican.....

[MrPeabody]

to screw in a light bulb?

Juan. :leaving:

(What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car?)

None. They only know how to unscrew it and steal it.:leaving:

[MrPeabody]

"Look, I kid the Mexicans, but if it weren't for the Mexicans, we wouldn't have filth."

"Here's some mud. Finish your house."

Actual quotes from Don Rickles' act in the 60s. Heard with my own ears.:seasix:

[lspencer534]

"Look, I kid the Mexicans, but if it weren't for the Mexicans, we wouldn't have filth."

"Here's some mud. Finish your house."

Actual quotes from Don Rickles' act in the 60s. Heard with my own ears.:seasix:

I can believe it. :rofl:

[mrvette]

60's and Rickles = :funnier:

Back when he was on stage, I really wished I had the money to get into one of his shows, up front where he and I could trade quips......

I think I could have run him off stage......as I understand one fan heckled him so badly, beating him into submission, that he left the stage in defeat.....


:rofl::rofl::lol:

[xXBUDXx]

Back when he was on stage, I really wished I had the money to get into one of his shows, up front where he and I could trade quips......

I think I could have run him off stage......as I understand one fan heckled him so badly, beating him into submission, that he left the stage in defeat.....


:rofl::rofl::lol:

I'm fairly certain that you would have just confused the shit out of him until he gave up out of sheer frustration.

[Blademaker]

I'm fairly certain that you would have just confused the shit out of him until he gave up out of sheer frustration.

:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:

[mrvette]

I'm fairly certain that you would have just confused the shit out of him until he gave up out of sheer frustration.

All's fair in love and WAR!!!!!

Guaranfreeking TEED the audience would have gotten MUCH more than paid for.....

but there were reports that if anyone in the audience really started to get to him, the goons would escort said offender outta the joint....

never got to see him on stage, live.....so oh well.....


:sadangel:

[lspencer534]

All's fair in love and WAR!!!!!

Guaranfreeking TEED the audience would have gotten MUCH more than paid for.....

but there were reports that if anyone in the audience really started to get to him, the goons would escort said offender outta the joint....

never got to see him on stage, live.....so oh well.....


:sadangel:

It's a losing battle trying to heckle a performer: If you aren't very, very good, you get lotsa egg on your face. If you piss off the performer, you are ejected. And the pefofrmer is usually good enough to make the audience feel like you deserved being ejected.

[Ol Timer]

How many Mexicans does it take to- never mind , they're done.

[mrvette]

It's a losing battle trying to heckle a performer: If you aren't very, very good, you get lotsa egg on your face. If you piss off the performer, you are ejected. And the pefofrmer is usually good enough to make the audience feel like you deserved being ejected.

OH, no doubt.....but MY entertainment would have been GRAND!!!!

think about the modern capabilities to record such an encounter, say wife with cam or buddy in the audience.....

:rofl::rofl::issues::dance::lol:

[xXBUDXx]

All's fair in love and WAR!!!!!

Guaranfreeking TEED the audience would have gotten MUCH more than paid for.....



Uhh, huuhhhhh I'm sure they would have.

[lspencer534]

Uhh, huuhhhhh I'm sure they would have.

Wanted or not....:rofl:

[73sbVert]

Why did they take the dial 9-1-1 off the back of the police cars in TX??





The Mexicans kept stealing them thinking they were Porsche's.

:D

[MrPeabody]

Why don't Mexicans write checks?

There's not enough room to sign them with a spray can.


I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip the waitresses.:seasix: