Need Rottweiler advice...

[lspencer534]

My Rottweiler likes to sleep in the garage, so earlier tonight I let him in there, forgetting that I had placed some mouse traps in there. The dog is relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close to help; he already bit me really hard, and I'm bleeding pretty badly.

I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart, but I missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car, so I can't drive him to the vet. My plan right now is to have my 4-year-old distract him from the front while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anyone have a better idea?

Thanks.

[Torqaholic]

Just feed him one of your nuts to make it even.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Does anyone have a better idea?
If you can get close enough to him, give him a reach around.

Just feed him one of your nuts to make it even.
He doesn't have any nuts, his wife is in full possession.

[xXBUDXx]

Pics of the car?

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Pics of the car?
It's a Jagwire with a flat. You don't wanna see it.

[Grey Ghost]

Get him drunk on cheap rum and tell him by law, he is still obligated to be your best friend.

[C5Nate]

Need pictures to better assess the situation.

[RED-85-Z51]

No pics = BS

[99 pewtercoupe]

My Rottweiler likes to sleep in the garage, so earlier tonight I let him in there, forgetting that I had placed some mouse traps in there. The dog is relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close to help; he already bit me really hard, and I'm bleeding pretty badly.

I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart, but I missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car, so I can't drive him to the vet. My plan right now is to have my 4-year-old distract him from the front while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anyone have a better idea?

Thanks.

WTF...I thought Fred slept in the garage. Are you saying he hasn't kicked that mut out yet?

[CBonsall]

My Rottweiler likes to sleep in the garage, so earlier tonight I let him in there, forgetting that I had placed some mouse traps in there. The dog is relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close to help; he already bit me really hard, and I'm bleeding pretty badly.

I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart, but I missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car, so I can't drive him to the vet. My plan right now is to have my 4-year-old distract him from the front while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anyone have a better idea?

Thanks.

:skia: :slap:

[Sea Six]

It's a Jagwire with a flat. You don't wanna see it.

*JAG-you-wArrrr

[onedef92]

At least he fared better than the squirrel reported here last week....

[C5Nate]

It's a Jagwire with a flat. You don't wanna see it.


So its a bicycle?

http://cdn.mos.bikeradar.com/videos/interbike/stills/jagwire.jpg