DukeAllen
05-07-2013, 8:14pm
It is Monday night. Joe walks into his corner bar and the bartender says "How goes it Joe?"
J- "Don't call me Joe - call me Lucky."
B- "Why is that?"
J- "This past weekend I go skiing right? Halfway down the hill my ski snaps and I lose control. I roll 300 yards and bounce off 2 boulders. But look at me, Not even a bruise!"
B- "Wow that is lucky! Have one on the house."
Joe finishes his beer and heads home. It is a week later. Joe strolls into the bar.
B- "Whats up Jo...I mean Lucky?"
J- "Don't call me Lucky. Call me Lucky Lucky!"
B- "Oh ya? What happened this time?"
J- "Well I went skydiving this past Saturday. My main chute doesn't open. I try my emergency shoot and it doesn't open either! I free fall into a huge tree - slam into the branches and land head first in a pond. Not so much as a scratch!"
B- "Holy crap! Unfrigginreal! Have another on the house Lucky Lucky."
Joe finishes his beer and heads home. A week passes and Joe walks into the bar limping severely.
B- "How we doing Lucky Lucky?"
J- "Don't call me Lucky Lucky. Call me Lucky Lucky Lucky.
B- "Geez. What happened now?"
J- "Last Friday I go to a party at my bosses house. Long story short, he catches me bangin his wife in their bed and he shoots me in the ass."
B- "Huh. That doesn't sound so lucky."
J- "You kidding me? If he walked in 5 minutes earlier, he would have shot me in the head!"
J- "Don't call me Joe - call me Lucky."
B- "Why is that?"
J- "This past weekend I go skiing right? Halfway down the hill my ski snaps and I lose control. I roll 300 yards and bounce off 2 boulders. But look at me, Not even a bruise!"
B- "Wow that is lucky! Have one on the house."
Joe finishes his beer and heads home. It is a week later. Joe strolls into the bar.
B- "Whats up Jo...I mean Lucky?"
J- "Don't call me Lucky. Call me Lucky Lucky!"
B- "Oh ya? What happened this time?"
J- "Well I went skydiving this past Saturday. My main chute doesn't open. I try my emergency shoot and it doesn't open either! I free fall into a huge tree - slam into the branches and land head first in a pond. Not so much as a scratch!"
B- "Holy crap! Unfrigginreal! Have another on the house Lucky Lucky."
Joe finishes his beer and heads home. A week passes and Joe walks into the bar limping severely.
B- "How we doing Lucky Lucky?"
J- "Don't call me Lucky Lucky. Call me Lucky Lucky Lucky.
B- "Geez. What happened now?"
J- "Last Friday I go to a party at my bosses house. Long story short, he catches me bangin his wife in their bed and he shoots me in the ass."
B- "Huh. That doesn't sound so lucky."
J- "You kidding me? If he walked in 5 minutes earlier, he would have shot me in the head!"