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lspencer534
05-06-2013, 12:33pm
I'm going to offer my latest invention at the other place, and watch the orders pour in! 10 for $29.95 + S&H. (And if you want to order some, just PM me--your confidentiality is assured, of course. Comes in a plain brown paper wrapper.)
http://i43.tinypic.com/jhuct4.jpg
Ms.Gem
05-06-2013, 12:35pm
Sigh :spdchk:
Sea Six
05-06-2013, 12:40pm
Do they make one for us ugly men?
I suggest contacting the local low end watering holes. You will make a fortune.
Don't look now, but I think you're already rich...
Stangkiller
05-06-2013, 1:38pm
Don't forget to supply one for their dog too.
Nobody wants their dog to look at them with disgust after having to witness what you're about to do.
Torqaholic
05-06-2013, 2:44pm
Those have been around since the 80s when drugs started becoming hard to get.
DukeAllen
05-06-2013, 3:03pm
Do they have one that looks like the back of the head for bald women? :rofl:
Milton Fox
05-06-2013, 5:53pm
Doesnt look safe enough, needs some kind of legal warning about paper cuts and sh!t.
Kerrmudgeon
05-06-2013, 5:55pm
Duh!.....no eye holes! :toetap:
......remember the unknown comic?...pretty funny.:yesnod:
island14
05-06-2013, 6:18pm
Ebay? :island14:
xXBUDXx
05-06-2013, 6:35pm
What am I supposed to do, now that I placed this bag on my head?
lspencer534
05-06-2013, 6:41pm
What am I supposed to do, now that I placed this bag on my head?
Do you have any pants on? If not, put them on....
xXBUDXx
05-06-2013, 6:42pm
Do you have any pants on? If not, put them on....
Won't that wrinkle the bag?
Mike Mercury
05-06-2013, 6:43pm
http://i43.tinypic.com/jhuct4.jpg
WalMart should purchase them for you... by the train-car load.
Fastguy
05-06-2013, 7:06pm
Christian Troy Recycles A Paper Bag - YouTube
lspencer534
05-06-2013, 7:12pm
Won't that wrinkle the bag?
Which head do you have the bag on?
mrvette
05-06-2013, 7:25pm
Resembles Chelsea Klinton....
FUGLY in other words....\
:issues:
xXBUDXx
05-06-2013, 7:32pm
Which head do you have the bag on?
My head. Did you receive my previous transmissions, Over?
Your instructions may need a little work before you go to print. :leaving:
lspencer534
05-06-2013, 7:44pm
My head. Did you receive my previous transmissions, Over?
Your instructions may need a little work before you go to print. :leaving:
Instead of "Place bag over head of Ugly person", we make it read, "Place bag over head of ugly person of the opposite sex"?
xXBUDXx
05-06-2013, 8:37pm
Instead of "Place bag over head of Ugly person", we make it read, "Place bag over head of ugly person of the opposite sex"?
It will never work. I see a discrimination lawsuit from the Lesbians.
Aerovette
05-06-2013, 11:17pm
[wifey] Do they make them for meNN? [wifey]
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