14-year-old McDonald's burger...

[lspencer534]

Not exactly a Twinkies record, but...uh...impressive?:

World's Oldest Hamburger McDonald's Burger From 1999 Almost Looks New - YouTube

[C5Nate]

Sorry, I doubt the story.

I've had to return a burger at McD's because it had green mold on the bread.


BUSTED (http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2010/11/the-burger-lab-revisiting-the-myth-of-the-12-year-old-burger-testing-results.html)

[DukeAllen]

I've had the buns turn hard overnight. And if you watch, that one isn't soft when they take it apart. It holds it's shape like it's hard as a rock. Moldy, no, but edible? :ack:

[Uri]

Not a problem unless lodged in your lower colon for the same time period.

[Sea Six]

Absolute horseshit story.

This just goes to prove how gullible any news outlet can be. Give them a "story" and watch them run with it.

Kept in a coat pocket? Seriously? How gullible do they think people are? Maybe if it was kept in a pure nitrogen environment, or even cryogenically frozen... Then, it's plausible... but in a coat pocket? For fourteen years?

Color me skeptical.

[Kerrmudgeon]

I prefer real food, made by a chef....ME! :rofl: