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NeedSpeed
04-17-2013, 11:08am
MF'er

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v649/sw_coder/deer_zps72a7cfcb.jpg

:banghead:






:leaving:

CBonsall
04-17-2013, 11:09am
:rofl: thats about what i think of those cars, people in them dont have a chance.

snide
04-17-2013, 11:15am
:funnier:

Kerrmudgeon
04-17-2013, 11:23am
I wonder what that Smart car really hit? I notice the passenger compartment is relatively unscathed, as long as you don't mind having your legs mangled. :ack:

Yerf Dog
04-17-2013, 11:28am
I wonder what that Smart car really hit?:

smart car safety crash test - YouTube

jaxgator
04-17-2013, 11:28am
I never understood why they call it a "smart" car. Especially after seeing something like that.

IIRC, that was from a crash test.

Datawiz
04-17-2013, 11:35am
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

DukeAllen
04-17-2013, 12:29pm
I think it was an overfed squirrel.

VatorMan
04-17-2013, 12:44pm
:rofl:

FasterTraffic
04-17-2013, 2:46pm
I think the safety cage is pretty strong. That said, in a collision with a large car (much less a full-size pick-up) you're going to know what it feels like to be inside a football during a field-goal kick. In an accident, the entire inside of the Smart car should be airbag.

island14
04-17-2013, 3:52pm
I almost ran over one of those cars once....

Thought it might dent my oil pan.... :leaving:

OldSarge
04-17-2013, 5:06pm
I always thought, that if one of those smart cars ever got hit, six handles would pop out the side.

RedLS1GTO
04-17-2013, 5:06pm
Just yesterday I had a Smart car pull right out in front of me on a 55mph road... way too close to even think about stopping the big 3500 Denali. Luckily I have pretty decent awareness and there was no traffic coming the other way so I was able to go into the other lane and miss her.

I can't even imagine what would have happened if I would have hit her driving this:

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p90/botch1980/2012-04-09_20-09-03_132.jpg

Most likely I would be hosing dead liberal out of the grill this afternoon and figuring out how to get rid of the scratch on the bumper.

You have to be an absolute f**king idiot to drive 1 of those things anywhere other than maybe downtown city streets.

C5Nate
04-17-2013, 6:05pm
Most likely I would be hosing dead liberal out of the grill this afternoon and figuring out how to get rid of the scratch on the bumper.

You have to be an absolute f**king idiot to drive 1 of those things anywhere other than maybe downtown city streets.


Would look something like this.

http://marinasleeps.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/wrecked-smartcar.jpg


I've had a guy in a smart car pull out in front of me with a smirk'ish grin on his face. Wife had to restrain me from bumping him and pushing him around like a soccer ball down the parking lot.


Roll that awesome bean footage:

http://youtu.be/PKe25nr6pUg?t=27s

Stangkiller
04-17-2013, 6:07pm
Must've been a pretty small deer

RedLS1GTO
04-17-2013, 6:32pm
Roll that awesome bean footage:

SmartCar rolling - YouTube (http://youtu.be/PKe25nr6pUg?t=27s)

I believe it's "Roll that BEAUTIFUL bean footage".


... that video is f'n hilarious.

SmartCar rolling in front of me on a track day at Silverstone, on warm up laps!!

Whatever idiot thought it would be a good idea to put that thing on a track needs to be repeatedly punched in the face.

C5Nate
04-17-2013, 6:38pm
I believe it's "Roll that BEAUTIFUL bean footage".




It is, but its also copyrighted, didnt want any issues. :leaving:

RedLS1GTO
04-17-2013, 6:45pm
It is, but its also copyrighted, didnt want any issues. :leaving:

You never know... a "happy customer" of baked beans might come here and call everybody little girls.

FasterTraffic
04-17-2013, 6:48pm
Whatever idiot thought it would be a good idea to put that thing on a track needs to be repeatedly punched in the face.

Actually, a racing series running Smart cars would be awesome. It would be like adding midget speed skating to the Olympics.

C5Nate
04-17-2013, 6:52pm
You never know... a "happy customer" of baked beans might come here and call everybody little girls.


A happy Bush Bean customer & little girl!!!


http://gifs.gifbin.com/082010/1282141953_fart-fire.gif


For TLH

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/48/I-luv-to-fart.gif

RedLS1GTO
04-17-2013, 6:54pm
Actually, a racing series running Smart cars would be awesome. It would be like adding midget speed skating to the Olympics.

What can I say... when you're right, you're right. :rofl: