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DukeAllen
04-15-2013, 3:38pm
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/imagesqtbnANd9GcTk7Zm4kE4lZLZPi1J6r.jpg (http://s269.photobucket.com/user/Jadvad/media/imagesqtbnANd9GcTk7Zm4kE4lZLZPi1J6r.jpg.html)
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty Sweets and
the Rottweiler Friz that lives next door got a running start and before
we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher. 'It sure was,'
said the little girl.
'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,"
but before she could say 'Fukk you!,' the Rottweiler ate her!
The teacher had to leave the room.
:dance:
Sweet 90
04-15-2013, 3:46pm
My reaction
http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e25707d6b8202250a2e53a047b4c5ca/tumblr_mh1iyi8Ofl1qzfebyo1_400.gif
Frizlefrak
04-15-2013, 3:55pm
"Sweetsie....You have such matted fur.....covered in oil and sand. How did it get like this? You takin' a dump at work again?" :rofl:
Sweet 90
04-15-2013, 4:07pm
"Sweetsie....You have such matted fur.....covered in oil and sand. How did it get like this? You takin' a dump at work again?" :rofl:
SAND!!:rofl:. Think I'll check my El Paso calender for when Sand Storm season is a comin':rofl:
Frizlefrak
04-15-2013, 4:16pm
Hey, our sand is airborne. Yours is DEFINITELY stuck to the ground....and 11 months out of the year, covered in 6' of ice. :lol:
Black95
04-15-2013, 4:25pm
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/dog2.jpg
:yesnod:
DukeAllen
04-15-2013, 4:33pm
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/dog2.jpg
:yesnod:
You haven't seen where these two do their business when they get together.
Ever seen "Two girls, one cup"? Guess where they got the inspiration for it.:lol:
Sweet 90
04-15-2013, 4:37pm
Hey, our sand is airborne. Yours is DEFINITELY stuck to the ground....and 11 months out of the year, covered in 6' of ice. :lol:
Your sand may be airborne, but a least snow melts wiseguy.:D
While I'm at it, even in Texas you must use the Gregorian Calender; no? In one post you say 6 weeks of summer and 11 months of winter, which is it??:rofl:
Sweet 90
04-15-2013, 4:39pm
Ever seen "Two girls, one cup"? Guess where they got the inspiration for it.:lol:
God God Duke, that's the most vile video I've ever seen. You'd even get banned here showing that:confused5:
DukeAllen
04-15-2013, 4:41pm
God God Duke, that's the most vile video I've ever seen. You'd even get banned here showing that:confused5:
:lolsmile: I got through about ten seconds and had to click out to save what's left of my mind.:rofl:
How many times did you watch it?:leaving:
DukeAllen
04-15-2013, 4:41pm
Your sand may be airborne, but a least snow melts wiseguy.:D
While I'm at it, even in Texas you must use the Gregorian Calender; no? In one post you say 6 weeks of summer and 11 months of winter, which is it??:rofl:
Calendars they have; math teachers, not so many.:yesnod:
Sweet 90
04-15-2013, 4:50pm
:lolsmile: I got through about ten seconds and had to click out to save what's left of my mind.:rofl:
How many times did you watch it?:leaving:
I think 10 seconds was longer than I could watch before puking:confused5:
Calendars they have; math teachers, not so many.:yesnod:
:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:
You had better keep an eye out for any Texas plates in your neighbourhood Duke. I'm still safe, still too cold here for Friz:D
DukeAllen
04-15-2013, 5:08pm
I think 10 seconds was longer than I could watch before puking:confused5:
:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:
You had better keep an eye out for any Texas plates in your neighbourhood Duke. I'm still safe, still too cold here for Friz:D
There's some hot pitbull bitches in my 'hood that'll distract him. :lol:
I think 10 seconds was longer than I could watch before puking:confused5:
:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:
You had better keep an eye out for any Texas plates in your neighbourhood Duke. I'm still safe, still too cold here for Friz:D
You mean you didn't stay for the credits at the end... You missed the best part. I was eating a bowl of tomato soup while I watched it.....:puke:...WW
Sweet 90
04-15-2013, 5:15pm
There's some hot pitbull bitches in my 'hood that'll distract him. :lol:
There had better be more than a few, as they don't call him the "Two Pump Chump" for nothing:D
DukeAllen
04-15-2013, 5:15pm
You mean you didn't stay for the credits at the end... You missed the best part. I was eating a bowl of tomato soup while I watched it.....:puke:...WW
http://getitwriteblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/tmi-anime-cartoon1.jpg
DukeAllen
04-15-2013, 5:17pm
There had better be more than a few, as they don't call him the "Two Pump Chump" for nothing:D
Might be some males with nice butts for him:rofl:
Black95
04-15-2013, 5:18pm
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/Dog.MPEG
Be careful where you snif around Friz!
(link didn't work so you will have to go to the above)
Sweet 90
04-15-2013, 5:18pm
You mean you didn't stay for the credits at the end... You missed the best part. I was eating a bowl of tomato soup while I watched it.....:puke:...WW
Good God, I didn't have anything. I can't even remotely think how you would come up with an idea like that, never mind filming it. Fuc&ing disgusting.
Maybe I am getting old Wayne:yesnod:
http://getitwriteblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/tmi-anime-cartoon1.jpg
In case anyone wants to check it out its still online... I just checked...:D...WW
DukeAllen
04-15-2013, 6:00pm
In case anyone wants to check it out its still online... I just watched it again...:D...WW
fixed
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/COOL/CatShocks.gif
DukeAllen
04-15-2013, 9:30pm
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/COOL/CatShocks.gif
Does it have IRS?
And I hear sweets is always trying to get someone to swap his rear end.
:lol:
Frizlefrak
04-15-2013, 10:23pm
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/COOL/CatShocks.gif
The ears really took some serious impact. I hope ol' Sweetsie isn't deaf now. :rofl:
DukeAllen
04-15-2013, 10:42pm
The ears really took some serious impact. I hope ol' Sweetsie isn't deaf now. :rofl:
http://stuffpoint.com/lol-cats/image/24458-lol-cats-deaf-cat.jpg
http://assets.explainthisimage.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/3531/resized/Deaf_cat.jpg
http://www.rustywalrus.com/images/lg/55.jpg
Black95
04-16-2013, 7:42am
You guys are picking on the cat. I predict an ill wind ahead. It does not bode well for you.
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/cat3.jpg
:dance:
DukeAllen
04-16-2013, 8:49am
You guys are picking on the cat. I predict an ill wind ahead. It does not bode well for you.
Possibly.
http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo78/jenniewren49/nutty_cat_fart_051207.jpg
Frizlefrak
04-16-2013, 9:12am
I predict an ill wind ahead. It does not bode well for you.
:
It's already blowing 40 mph here right now....how much more ill can it get? :yesnod:
Sweet 90
04-16-2013, 11:12am
The ears really took some serious impact. I hope ol' Sweetsie isn't deaf now. :rofl:
Your concern for me is touching:D
It's already blowing 40 mph here right now....how much more ill can it get? :yesnod:
And you thought TMT was the only one capable of Poxing:lol:
It's already blowing 40 mph here right now....how much more ill can it get? :yesnod:
I guess it's moving east, we had wind storms up here for over a week. I wonder if those winds came from Canada.
Sweet 90
04-16-2013, 12:03pm
I guess it's moving east, we had wind storms up here for over a week. I wonder if those winds came from Canada.
Sorry Pete, I'll fix that for you:D
Black95
04-16-2013, 12:55pm
Sorry Pete, I'll fix that for you:D
Did you fix it for me too??? Last weekend, I was enjoying a nice sunny day and my lawn was totally clear. Now look what I have to put up with! And they are predicting more for Thursday!
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/ill-wind.JPG
:shots:
Sweet 90
04-16-2013, 1:02pm
Did you fix it for me too??? Last weekend, I was enjoying a nice sunny day and my lawn was totally clear. Now look what I have to put up with! And they are predicting more for Thursday!
Well like they say, "Misery Loves Company":D
Well like they say, "Misery Loves Company":D
Yes , but he may have his Vette out by May, bet you can't say that Sweets...:rofl:...WW
Sweet 90
04-16-2013, 4:24pm
Yes , but he may have his Vette out by May, bet you can't say that Sweets...:rofl:...WW
Wanna Bet!!:deli:
I could have mine out now, except for all the "Texas Gravel" still on the roads.:confused5:
DukeAllen
04-16-2013, 5:14pm
73 degrees here. What's that white shit? :D
Frizlefrak
04-16-2013, 5:38pm
Yes , but he may have his Vette out by May, bet you can't say that Sweets...:rofl:...WW
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Wanna Bet!!:deli:
I could have mine out now, except for the 7' of snow still on the roads.:confused5:
Fixt :D
Frizlefrak
04-16-2013, 5:40pm
I guess it's moving east, we had wind storms up here for over a week. I wonder if those winds came from Canada.
No, they couldn't have. They were above 20 degrees. :lol: :lol:
Frizlefrak
04-16-2013, 5:41pm
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/COOL/CatShocks.gif
BTW Sweets.....I meant to compliment you on the way you....uh.....stuck the landing. :lolsmile: :lolsmile:
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/COOL/CatShocks.gif
I'll bet Sweets balls don't get thawed out till July, he spends most of the year with them laying in the snow.. That can't be very comfortable... :canadian:..WW
Frizlefrak
04-16-2013, 7:37pm
I'll bet Sweets balls don't get thawed out till July, he spends most of the year with them laying in the snow.. That can't be very comfortable... :canadian:..WW
Well, the impact probably bruised them....but at least they're packed in ice now....that should keep the swelling down :rofl:
DukeAllen
04-16-2013, 7:41pm
I'll bet Sweets balls don't get thawed out till July, he spends most of the year with them laying in the snow.. That can't be very comfortable... :canadian:..WW
If his owner is responsible, he was neutered.
Black95
04-16-2013, 7:56pm
Got these for my wife today!
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/snowplows.jpg
:thumbsup:
DukeAllen
04-16-2013, 8:01pm
Got these for my wife today!
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/snowplows.jpg
:thumbsup:
A tat on her foot?:lol:
This is what happens during winter in Canada. Sweet is forced to stay inside for 47 weeks, and gains few pounds.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524883_197438173724550_567064787_n.jpg
DukeAllen
04-16-2013, 9:47pm
This is what happens during winter in Canada. Sweet is forced to stay inside for 47 weeks, and gains few pounds.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524883_197438173724550_567064787_n.jpg
Which puzzy is Sweets?:D
Maybe he just forgot where he put the litterbox.:D
DukeAllen
04-16-2013, 10:34pm
Maybe he just forgot where he put the litterbox.:D
I didn't think of that. Isn't being full of crap a requirement to own a C4?:D
Frizlefrak
04-16-2013, 10:43pm
This is what happens during winter in Canada. Sweet is forced to stay inside for 47 weeks, and gains few pounds.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524883_197438173724550_567064787_n.jpg
Jesus Sweetsie.....ya think maybe it's time to dial back the caloric intake a bit and hit the gym?? :rofl:
I didn't think of that. Isn't being full of crap a requirement to own a C4?:D
Well it certainly is for being a member of VBC4.:yesnod:
Which puzzy is Sweets?:D
He's the fatter of the 2...:rofl:..WW
Jesus Sweetsie.....ya think maybe it's time to dial back the caloric intake a bit and hit the gym?? :rofl:
Let's give him a break. He already bought some of this stuff
http://veganpet.com.au/shop/images/162.jpg
Black95
04-17-2013, 5:37am
Maybe he just forgot where he put the litterbox.:D
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/POPROCKS.jpg
This would add a little excitement to Sweet's day!
:lol:
SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84
04-17-2013, 1:33pm
Got these for my wife today!
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/snowplows.jpg
:thumbsup:
You got her a spare pair of feet????
Got these for my wife today!
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/snowplows.jpg
:thumbsup:
OK my turn for being old, I just realized what the broken coozie looking things are. :rofl: Man, that was very thoughtful of you. Anniversary gift?
Black95
04-17-2013, 3:31pm
OK my turn for being old, I just realized what the broken coozie looking things are. :rofl: Man, that was very thoughtful of you. Anniversary gift?
No, I just need more help clearing the driveway so I will be ready to get the Vette out when it warms and clears up and she complained last time about how heavy the shovel was!
:D
nutz4c4
04-17-2013, 3:37pm
No, I just need more help clearing the driveway so I will be ready to get the Vette out when it warms and clears up and she complained last time about how heavy the shovel was!
:D
Just hope she doesn't complain about cold feet...:D
No, I just need more help clearing the driveway so I will be ready to get the Vette out when it warms and clears up and she complained last time about how heavy the shovel was!
:D
That looks like it may take a bit of walking. You might as well give her a "I h8 Obama" sign to carry around while she's out there.
found it in facebook
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/554952_470646329684270_511091773_n.jpg
Black95
04-17-2013, 6:13pm
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/morning%20coffee.bmp
:D
Here is Friz today, he is ready for Friday.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/540555_605483656130778_1612778013_n.jpg
DukeAllen
04-17-2013, 9:14pm
Here is Friz today, he is ready for Friday.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/540555_605483656130778_1612778013_n.jpg
I thought he was stuck in a knot hole :lol:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/540555_605483656130778_1612778013_n.jpg[/QUOTE]
I thought he was stuck in a knot hole :lol:
There you go Duke, always thinking the worst of Friz..... I can clearly see he's not stuck in a knot hole, He's just drunk....:rofl:....WW
Frizlefrak
04-18-2013, 9:21am
There you go Duke, always thinking the worst of Friz.....
:iagree: Thanks Wayne. I'm not desperate enough to phuck the front porch.....(yet)...:rofl:
Sweet 90
04-18-2013, 9:31am
:iagree: Thanks Wayne. I'm not desperate enough to phuck the front porch.....(yet)...:rofl:
We will be the judge of that:)
DukeAllen
04-18-2013, 9:58am
So the lawyer is painting his house, when a hobo named Friz comes around and asks if he can do something to earn a few dollars, and the lawyer says, "Sure, take a can of this paint, and go around to the back of the house, and paint my porch." And the hobo does and fifteen minutes later he comes back and says that he's finished. The lawyer says, "Already?" And the hobo says, "Yeah, but it wasn't a Porsche, it was a Mercedes!"
And then he phucked it. :D
nutz4c4
04-18-2013, 2:37pm
Here is Friz today, he is ready for Friday.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/540555_605483656130778_1612778013_n.jpg
Looks Dawg tired to me...Maybe a night fighting the Cone...:rofl:
Black95
04-18-2013, 3:56pm
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/tried.jpg
FIXD
:rofl:
Sweet 90
04-18-2013, 4:00pm
FIXD
:rofl:
Please don't use the words "Fixd or Fixed" around Friz. He gets all squirrely when he hears them.:D
Black95
04-18-2013, 4:09pm
Please don't use the words "Fixd or Fixed" around Friz. He gets all squirrely when he hears them.:D
That is a good one. You really got me laughing on that one!!! I will take that advice seriously. Wouldn't want Friz to get all snarly!
http://abe.midco.net/~barondeau1/Vettes/Slide12.JPG
:rofl:
That is a good one. You really got me laughing on that one!!! I will take that advice seriously. Wouldn't want Friz to get all snarly!
http://abe.midco.net/~barondeau1/Vettes/Slide12.JPG
:rofl:
Especially when he's reading the paper. He is reading it, right?
Sweet 90
04-18-2013, 4:54pm
Especially when he's reading the paper. He is reading it, right?
Only if it's written in Texan:D
Only if it's written in Texan:D
Texan writing has alot of "youalls" in it if Im not mistaken...They sure talk funny down there.....:D.. They spit alot too...Yuck....:spdchk:.Last time I was down there I had to walk around watching the ground so I didn't step in a lougy........WW
DukeAllen
04-18-2013, 5:06pm
Only if it's written in Texan:D
I heard it's a lot like messican.:yesnod:
Texan writing has alot of "youalls" in it if Im not mistaken...They sure talk funny down there.....:D.. They spit alot too...Yuck....:spdchk:.Last time I was down there I had to walk around watching the ground so I didn't step in a lougy........WW
It's pronounced 'Ya'll'
Sweet 90
04-18-2013, 5:09pm
They sure talk funny down there.....:
WORD!!:rofl:
Frizlefrak
04-18-2013, 11:30pm
Please don't use the words "Fixd or Fixed" around Friz. He gets all squirrely when he hears them.:D
:iagree: You should get nervous around that word too Sweetsie....it ain't like you're immune to being neutered. :lol:
The proper verbiage is "Corrected". :yesnod:
nutz4c4
04-19-2013, 3:22pm
:iagree: You should get nervous around that word too Sweetsie....it ain't like you're immune to being neutered. :lol:
The proper verbiage is "Corrected". :yesnod:
So now you are the grammer Nazi...:rofl:
Sweet 90
04-19-2013, 3:26pm
So now you are the grammer Nazi...:rofl:
Well Mikey, he is half German:D
nutz4c4
04-19-2013, 3:56pm
Well Mikey, he is half German:D
Forgot about that...:kick:
Well Mikey, he is half German:D
OK, I have to ask,,,Which half??
nutz4c4
04-19-2013, 4:05pm
OK, I have to ask,,,Which half??
I'm think'n the Right Half...
raidmagic
04-19-2013, 4:58pm
Well I'm an idiot and can't figure out how to link the video but search patty cake cats on you tube. Great video. Someone smarter than me can post it here maybe?
Friz, you got to eliminate these Texan fags
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/528292_10152289645910260_1131822604_n.jpg
Frizlefrak
04-19-2013, 5:23pm
Friz, you got to eliminate these Texan fags
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/528292_10152289645910260_1131822604_n.jpg
You'd have to catch them first. Look at the ET's.... :eek:
Friz, you got to eliminate these Texan fags
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/528292_10152289645910260_1131822604_n.jpg
Oh I do declare,what a pretty car...:sissy:...WW
Have any of you seen the new guy on the CF called "The Mountainer".. He's from "Gay, WV" . I really want to say something, but it would probably end in a fight with some banning taking place.......
Oh I do declare,what a pretty car...:sissy:...WW
Have any of you seen the new guy on the CF called "The Mountainer".. He's from "Gay, WV" . I really want to say something, but it would probably end in a fight with some banning taking place.......
The Mountainer, I wonder how often he gets mounted...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Iqi_ZXJhz5g/SaflA9vGg3I/AAAAAAAAACI/PtmIh8biWg8/s320/unicornpr0n.gif
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/COOL/GayCorvetteOwner-1.jpg
Frizlefrak
04-19-2013, 6:44pm
Farmer? He's growing Schwanzstookers..... :lol:
Farmer? He's growing Schwanzstookers..... :lol:
:rofl:
That's the guy Pete , I forgot it was True Mountaneer... What a non spelling, Gay Farmer, hillbilly, Banjo picking , grit he must be... He couldn't even spell Mountaineer right....:wow:...Wonder if he's married to his sister??.WW
PS...You guys don't think Im to judgemental do you???..:rofl:
Enormous Schwanzstucker - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=epkdangGuow)
DukeAllen
04-19-2013, 9:40pm
PS...You guys don't think Im to judgemental do you???..:rofl:
Not at all. I'm sure that living in WVa you can appreciate if he's married to his sister. After all, if she wasn't good enough for kin she wouldn't be good enough for anyone.:D
DukeAllen
04-19-2013, 9:41pm
I was in West Virginia when I met this hot chick who invited me back to her place and I was screwing her bent over the kitchen table when there was a noise from the front of the house.
I might have thought a bit more carefully when she said "It's my husband, quick, use the back door!"
DukeAllen
04-19-2013, 9:42pm
Enormous Schwanzstucker - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=epkdangGuow)
Best. Movie. Ever.
Canadian Football
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/317374_131218037069358_594240012_n.jpg
DukeAllen
04-20-2013, 12:37pm
That's sweets' cousin, he's too refined for that.
http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5057513931801586&pid=1.7
Frizlefrak
04-20-2013, 6:01pm
You guys stop picking on Sweetsie. He's had a long, cold winter....
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2009/351/7/4/Winter_Cat_by_anowl.jpg
http://www.sanjeev.net/printads/p/popular-science-magazine-frozen-cat-1880.jpg
DukeAllen
04-20-2013, 8:29pm
Too much Pete!
http://www.scenicreflections.com/files/Fire_Cat_Wallpaper_mdsa4.jpg
:lol:
Too much Pete!
http://www.scenicreflections.com/files/Fire_Cat_Wallpaper_mdsa4.jpg
:lol:
If I was Sweet I would use that fire cat for my avatar.
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Son of a bitch, I was installing new Hawk rotors and HPS pads on Betty Boop, and found out both rear bearing got a bit of a play. Now I need two new bearings:cuss:
mike100
04-21-2013, 9:00pm
^^^ C4's love wrenches and money $$$.
DukeAllen
04-21-2013, 9:24pm
^^^ C4 owners love wenches and money $$$.
fixed.
Sweet's Mexico vacation spy photos
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/943297_442246312538991_720713963_n.jpg
Frizlefrak
05-02-2013, 4:06pm
Sweet's Mexico vacation spy photos
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/943297_442246312538991_720713963_n.jpg
Sweetsie.....Mexican food is high calorie. Perhaps 6 meals a day isn't such a good idea, ya lardass :rofl:
DukeAllen
05-02-2013, 7:03pm
The cat is fat too :rofl:
Sweet's Mexico vacation spy photos
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/943297_442246312538991_720713963_n.jpg
I'll bet he hasn't seen his dick for a long time....:D...She had better not squeeze him, he looks about ready to explode, his eyes are even bugged out.....:rofl:...WW
DukeAllen
05-02-2013, 8:09pm
I'll bet he hasn't seen his dick for a long time....
You have to be born with one:leaving:
Frizlefrak
05-02-2013, 8:21pm
You have to be born with one:leaving:
:iagree: Cats aren't known for their endowment. :rofl:
Lord he must have to use a dump truck for a litter box.:rofl:
DukeAllen
05-02-2013, 8:56pm
Lord he must have to use a dump truck for a litter box.:rofl:
So THAT'S why they call it a DUMP truck:yesnod:
:iagree: Cats aren't known for their endowment. :rofl:
LMAO
http://www.halloweenforum.com/picture.php?albumid=1767&pictureid=22516
DukeAllen
05-02-2013, 10:58pm
I KNEW this line was too damn long!...
http://www.halloweenforum.com/picture.php?albumid=1767&pictureid=22516
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
:iagree: Cats aren't known for their endowment. :rofl:
True, I've never heard anyone say "hung like a cat" ....:rofl:..WW
True, I've never heard anyone say "hung like a cat" ....:rofl:..WW
:lol:
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii316/tuffLUV_photos/BS/cathung.jpg
True, I've never heard anyone say "hung like a cat" ....:rofl:..WW
google got them
http://i.imgur.com/dfESc.jpg
Sweet 90
05-03-2013, 12:11pm
google got them
http://i.imgur.com/dfESc.jpg
:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:
Oh holy Hell Pete
I can't believe you put that on our clean forum.:rofl::rofl:
Sweets for god sake put that thing away.
Sweet 90
05-03-2013, 1:12pm
I can't believe you put that on our clean forum.:rofl::rofl:
Sweets for god sake put that thing away.
Jealous Bill??:rofl:
Jealous Bill??:rofl:
:lol:No No, what came to mind was pity, sympathy!!
Frizlefrak
05-03-2013, 2:54pm
:lol:No No, what came to mind was pity, sympathy!!
:iagree: Really.....that all you got Sweets? :rofl: :rofl:
Sweet 90
05-03-2013, 4:01pm
:iagree: Really.....that all you got Sweets? :rofl: :rofl:
I think this may explain your hostile behavior:D
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/h6AC5FC02_zpsbba0244a.gif
Frizlefrak
05-03-2013, 4:55pm
Uhhh....dogs like water Sweets.....cats, not so much. :lol:
http://photopostsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/best-pictures-of-wet-cats1.jpg
nutz4c4
05-03-2013, 4:57pm
I think this may explain your hostile behavior:D
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/h6AC5FC02_zpsbba0244a.gif
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
DukeAllen
05-03-2013, 6:19pm
Uhhh....dogs like water Sweets.....cats, not so much. :lol:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdq1aNejCWScZy2yzm6l6JpifOff8NuKh-Da8CDooRrfszfVYWFg
Updated for Canadian spring.:seasix:
:iagree: Really.....that all you got Sweets? :rofl: :rofl:
google got them all
http://arbl.cvmbs.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/reprod/semeneval/dogcoll3.jpg
Sweet 90
05-03-2013, 9:37pm
google got them all
http://arbl.cvmbs.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/reprod/semeneval/dogcoll3.jpg
I knew Friz had to have a prothsesis:rofl:
SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84
05-03-2013, 11:26pm
google got them all
http://arbl.cvmbs.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/reprod/semeneval/dogcoll3.jpg
Built-in jackstand...
Frizlefrak
05-04-2013, 12:10am
I knew Friz had to have a prothsesis:rofl:
Prosthesis my ass.....that's 9" of blue....errr....red veiner Sweets. A prime sample of canine diamond cutter. :rofl:
Frizlefrak
05-04-2013, 12:11am
Dear God.....we've reached a new level of depravity. :lolsmile: :lolsmile:
DukeAllen
05-04-2013, 12:16am
Dear God.....we've reached a new level of depravity. :lolsmile: :lolsmile:
Welcome down :D
What do you say we post all this on the CF ???. Let's see how well HP handles it.. I think there would be a mass emailing of Vacation notices....:rofl:..WW
Dear God.....we've reached a new level of depravity. :lolsmile: :lolsmile:
I'm pretty sure the potential was always there and just getting around to exposing itself. :lol:
What do you say we post all this on the CF ???. Let's see how well HP handles it.. I think there would be a mass emailing of Vacation notices....:rofl:..WW
We will be on vacation before any mod sees it.
Frizlefrak
05-04-2013, 11:48am
What do you say we post all this on the CF ???. Let's see how well HP handles it.. I think there would be a mass emailing of Vacation notices....:rofl:..WW
Bushrot will go into cardiac arrest. He will hire a witch doctor to cast an evil spell on us. We will, of course, send TMT in as a countermeasure.:yesnod:
DukeAllen
05-04-2013, 12:37pm
We need someone to shop a pic of HP and one of these others :leaving:
We need someone to shop a pic of HP and one of these others :leaving:
I TRIPLE DARE YOU
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/COOL/pologreenjack.jpg
nutz4c4
05-04-2013, 1:50pm
I TRIPLE DARE YOU
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/COOL/pologreenjack.jpg
:rofl::rofl:..Go ahead Duke
DukeAllen
05-04-2013, 3:41pm
:rofl::rofl:..Go ahead Duke
Oops got called away, talk to ya later
:lolsmile:
Oops got called away, talk to ya later
:lolsmile:
I knew it
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2137/2425390781_ba19170ef0_z.jpg
DukeAllen
05-04-2013, 10:56pm
You make it I'll post it. I have no PS skills :lol:
You make it I'll post it. I have no PS skills :lol:
Who did you think made this green stand?
I'll be honest, it gave me two weeks vacation. That was the first time HP banned me.
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/COOL/pologreenjack.jpg
DukeAllen
05-05-2013, 8:34am
I'll be honest, it gave me two weeks vacation.
I need a vacation:sleep:
El Paso's Cinco de Mayo celebration spy photo.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/422081_10200595536964179_83811741_n.jpg
"What the Guck are you looking at?"
nutz4c4
05-05-2013, 1:17pm
:dance::dance:
Here is Sweet training during his monthly hand-to-hand combat session.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/249111_138596136329162_888253979_n.jpg
Frizlefrak
05-12-2013, 1:48pm
war face - YouTube
DukeAllen
05-12-2013, 3:16pm
Here is Sweet training during his monthly hand-to-hand combat session.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/249111_138596136329162_888253979_n.jpg
His idea of hand to hand combat is which hand to defrost to fap with.
Sweet this neighbour of yours needs schooling.
Alternator output issues !!! - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-tech-performance/3270880-alternator-output-issues.html)
Sweet 90
05-15-2013, 1:49am
Sweet this neighbour of yours needs schooling.
Alternator output issues !!! - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-tech-performance/3270880-alternator-output-issues.html)
Just goes to show that America doesn't own all of the idiots in the car world:cert:
Just goes to show that America doesn't own all of the idiots in the car world:cert:
He must of moved to Alberta from here....:D...WW
He must of moved to Alberta from here....:D...WW
Can crocs survive on ice?:rofl:
Can crocs survive on ice?:rofl:
no
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5161/5375277371_570073c4b3_z.jpg
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTnC511xae0zEiuR5HTsfDxK3r8pgOz6NWAaqZ0F_Gg1CK0gjhD
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDW3AxCWev6C_FlOUffvN00laXYx0Gq0VdibR62QSvtHvnhyd5jA
nothing to do with crocs
http://b.porn25.com/files/albums/000/007/245/13_milf_wifey+1000+1000+0+40.jpg
Midnight85
05-15-2013, 9:25pm
I think Sweets likes 'em big!
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Midnight85/Sweetsie.jpg
I think Sweets likes 'em big!
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Midnight85/Sweetsie.jpg
Not all the time!!!! ....:rofl:...WW
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc281/rkfee/cat_humping_dog_zpsa5e2f6ee.jpg[/URL]
Sweet 90
05-16-2013, 11:02am
I think Sweets likes 'em big!
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Midnight85/Sweetsie.jpg
:iagree:
Who doesn't?:D
Sweet 90
05-16-2013, 11:03am
Can crocs survive on ice?:rofl:
Don't make me come down there Bill:D
Don't make me come down there Bill:D
I can see the future
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/837794/thumbs/o-CAT-570.jpg?5
Sweet 90
05-16-2013, 12:59pm
I can see the future
But I have a secret weapon Pete:D
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/Owl-Cat-Hoot-Hoots-The-Day-Away-In-A-Tree_zpsf526d97f.jpg
But I have a secret weapon Pete:D
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/Owl-Cat-Hoot-Hoots-The-Day-Away-In-A-Tree_zpsf526d97f.jpg
Owlcat :rofl:
But I have a secret weapon Pete:D
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/Owl-Cat-Hoot-Hoots-The-Day-Away-In-A-Tree_zpsf526d97f.jpg
Holy crap!!!....:rofl:....WW
DukeAllen
05-16-2013, 8:02pm
Sweets' real secret weapon
http://loldrugs.com/sites/loldrugs.com/files/cat-crack-pipe.jpg
But I have a secret weapon Pete:D
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/Owl-Cat-Hoot-Hoots-The-Day-Away-In-A-Tree_zpsf526d97f.jpg
Owlcat :rofl:
You mean Owly cat. Besides that's not really a cat. That's my uncle Al (pronounced 'owl') sitting up in his cat stand in full cat camo. :rofl:
Black95
06-06-2013, 10:11am
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/goodcat.JPG
:canadian:
DukeAllen
06-06-2013, 11:46am
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/goodcat.JPG
:canadian:
Poor sweets needs more than that to keep warm on those frigid Canadian summer nights.
http://www.ratemyfunnypictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/drunk-cat.jpg
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