Best NK Joke Yet...

[ApexOversteer]

Ok, so the past few weeks, Kim Jong Un has been all like "I'm gonna nuke a bitch."

Japan says "We'll just point these Patriot Missiles this way over here."

The Pentagon moves key US capabilities into the area, while simultaneously saying, "Nothing to see here... we're just taking these B2 spirits, F22s and advanced missile systems out for a spin in South Korea."

So then the Pentagon shits their pants after a Congressman reads "unclassified sentence" in a classified Pentagon report, saying NK has nuke warhead.

Then, we have Director Of National Intelligence saying "no they don't", followed closely by the Pentagon's spinmaster going "right, what he said, they totally don't."

Now Pentagon officials are saying the report the congressman read was "declassified by mistake."

What The F*ck, Over.

[99 pewtercoupe]

It is starting to look a bit like a Monty Python skit

[Fasglas]

Seems there are far too many people thinking they must say something. Too many people who think they know something.

Most should simply STFU.

[Shrike6]

Except this shit ain't no joke.
Our government better be on their A game, and have their stuff together a lot better than it looks to me right now.

[ApexOversteer]

It is starting to look a bit like a Monty Python skit


Monty Python's Flying Circus - World's Funniest Joke - YouTube

[DukeAllen]

I thought this was the biggest joke out of NK
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/208056/thumbs/r-KIM-JONG-UN-large570.jpg

[73sbVert]

Seems there are far too many people thinking they must say something. Too many people who think they know something.

Most should simply STFU.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This, quintessential, in spades.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[73sbVert]

Except this shit ain't no joke.
Our government better be on their A game, and have their stuff together a lot better than it looks to me right now.

This is THE stupidest administration, EVAR, and they wouldn't even know where to go to buy a clue.

:mad:

But, what do you expect from someone who has never run anything but his mouth his entire life, and has surrounded himself with like-minded idiots, morons and sycophants. With a complicit media sucking his dick and kissing his ass every second of the day.

:banghead:

[RED-85-Z51]

Wasnt it IRAN that Obamabutt was so casual to dismiss, as a nuclear nation, during election last year?

Where did NK come from...and how would Mitt Romney be handling this?

Would it be a total cluster...like it is now?

Would he have ordered a first strike of NK's strategic launching platforms?

QUESTION...

Seeing as Obama is "from Hawaii"...( i know, bear with me here), and he often vacations there. And this pyongyang micro-penis 5000 missle that Kim keeps grunting about, supposedly can reach Hawaii...wouldnt it be a great show of good faith, if Obama sent his Family there for a month or so?

[RED-85-Z51]

This is THE stupidest administration, EVAR, and they wouldn't even know where to go to buy a clue.

:mad:

But, what do you expect from someone who has never run anything but his mouth his entire life, and has surrounded himself with like-minded idiots, morons and sycophants. With a complicit media sucking his dick and kissing his ass every second of the day.

:banghead:

They are buying clues from China at 50 Billion dollars EACH...

[Poog]

...Most should simply STFU.

This.

[99 pewtercoupe]

Seems there are far too many people thinking they must say something. Too many people who think they know something.

Most should simply STFU.

Could be applied to way too many subjects

[mrvette]

ONE sub, and NK is toast.....

ONE, and they know nothing of the source.....


WE sail away, well sneak away, and they are toast with nothing to do....


all their power plants are toast, the .gov ceases to exist, their transportation is toast, their ports shut down....

STARVE.....who cares????


NK is nothing but a tool of the PROGRESSIVES/COMMUNISTS anyway....

:issues::seasix:

[ApexOversteer]

ONE sub, and NK is toast.....

ONE, and they know nothing of the source.....


WE sail away, well sneak away, and they are toast with nothing to do....


all their power plants are toast, the .gov ceases to exist, their transportation is toast, their ports shut down....

STARVE.....who cares????


NK is nothing but a tool of the PROGRESSIVES/COMMUNISTS anyway....

:issues::seasix:

If you think that "One Sub" can do anything and it not be known to the rest of the world, you're delusional. Or, more delusional than usual.

Yeah, NK might go "who... what...", but China won't.

[Kevin_73]

The Pentagon's new spokesperson on all issues dealing with North Korea:

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd18/KWHITLOW/07-minister_zps9707fa2c.jpg

[kylebuck]

What we have here is an idiot reasoning with a mad man

China needs to step in and finish this shit

[ApexOversteer]

The Pentagon's new spokesperson on all issues dealing with North Korea:

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd18/KWHITLOW/07-minister_zps9707fa2c.jpg

I know Middle Eastern men are supposed to be hairy but DAYUM, it comes right though his shirt like a chest afro! Chestfro?

[99 pewtercoupe]

The Pentagon's new spokesperson on all issues dealing with North Korea:

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd18/KWHITLOW/07-minister_zps9707fa2c.jpg

"Excuse me Mr Carney but WTF is going on":dance:

[Craig]

Some-Ding Dong is only marginally less qualified to run a country, than the "leader" running this one; THAT'S why we're here where we are right now.

Fuggin'...yippie..!

[CP]

If you think that "One Sub" can do anything and it not be known to the rest of the world, you're delusional. Or, more delusional than usual.

Yeah, NK might go "who... what...", but China won't.

We owe China too much money for them to bother us. If they do then the debt should be declared null and void.

[mrvette]

If you think that "One Sub" can do anything and it not be known to the rest of the world, you're delusional. Or, more delusional than usual.

Yeah, NK might go "who... what...", but China won't.

Awright, smartass, CHINA owns some ~2 trillion of our debt......

that puts THEM in a seriously underwater shituation, they need US to keep paying....

IF WE repudiate the way I think we should....they are DEAD.....

and so what is their POINT?? WE have the power, not to invade in some stupid shit land war, like Uncle Barry Goldwater said we can't win....some 50 years ago....ala Viet Nam and the '64 election.....

BUT my primes of ONE sub, stands......


who sub, what sub, where sub??? them dumb asses are toast faster than Iran.....same deal.....

ALL it takes is balls....

:issues::seasix:

[Craig]

Awright, smartass, CHINA owns some ~2 trillion of our debt......

that puts THEM in a seriously underwater shituation, they need US to keep paying....

IF WE repudiate the way I think we should....they are DEAD.....

and so what is their POINT?? WE have the power, not to invade in some stupid shit land war, like Uncle Barry Goldwater said we can't win....some 50 years ago....ala Viet Nam and the '64 election.....

BUT my primes of ONE sub, stands......


who sub, what sub, where sub??? them dumb asses are toast faster than Iran.....same deal.....

ALL it takes is balls....

:issues::seasix:

They have treaties, we have treaties. Both of us have obligations to our allies. It's a matter of, who has more regard for human life...who do you think that is?

[ApexOversteer]

Awright, smartass, CHINA owns some ~2 trillion of our debt......

that puts THEM in a seriously underwater shituation, they need US to keep paying....

IF WE repudiate the way I think we should....they are DEAD.....

and so what is their POINT?? WE have the power, not to invade in some stupid shit land war, like Uncle Barry Goldwater said we can't win....some 50 years ago....ala Viet Nam and the '64 election.....

BUT my primes of ONE sub, stands......


who sub, what sub, where sub??? them dumb asses are toast faster than Iran.....same deal.....

ALL it takes is balls....

:issues::seasix:

You're talking about nuking China's Southern buffer zone, because there isn't "one sub" with enough conventional munitions to "end them."

No President would do that, because it is an absurd thought.

[kylebuck]

You're talking about nuking China's Southern buffer zone, because there isn't "one sub" with enough conventional munitions to "end them."

No President would do that, because it is an absurd thought.

Clearly nuclear weapons should be banned

[Montehall]

They have treaties, we have treaties. Both of us have obligations to our allies. It's a matter of, who has more regard for human life...who do you think that is?
To be fair... none of our allies are threatening to nuke China.

[boracayjohnny]

Ok, so the past few weeks, Kim Jong Un has been all like "I'm gonna nuke a bitch."

Japan says "We'll just point these Patriot Missiles this way over here."

The Pentagon moves key US capabilities into the area, while simultaneously saying, "Nothing to see here... we're just taking these B2 spirits, F22s and advanced missile systems out for a spin in South Korea."

So then the Pentagon shits their pants after a Congressman reads "unclassified sentence" in a classified Pentagon report, saying NK has nuke warhead.

Then, we have Director Of National Intelligence saying "no they don't", followed closely by the Pentagon's spinmaster going "right, what he said, they totally don't."

Now Pentagon officials are saying the report the congressman read was "declassified by mistake."

What The F*ck, Over.

Welcome to the US gubment. I've seen attention whores screaming for attention in many situations while creating shit in their wake. If it weren't for many going about their business and doing the right thing quite often, I think the wheels woulda came off long ago.

[ApexOversteer]

Clearly nuclear weapons should be banned

Technically, they are already banned. We're not supposed to test them, build them, or use them and IIRC we're still destroying some we promised to destroy 30 years ago.

[mrvette]

You're talking about nuking China's Southern buffer zone, because there isn't "one sub" with enough conventional munitions to "end them."

No President would do that, because it is an absurd thought.

BULLSHIT!!!!! Warheads, last I heard, were measured in the explosive effect of TNT.....SO, that don't mean the conventional chemistry has to be weighed the same as the equivalent of TNT..... in fact mucho more power can be packed into a smaller weight/space....

by a factor of 100 or so/whatEVER.....

BUT what you dunno is that each of our subs, which are ALL nucky powered, these daze....carries like 20+ tubes..... and each missile carries MIRV's of about 6 heads each.....

ONE head wipes out ANY power plant, hitting on the boiler....ever seen the wreckage of a power plant boiler blowing up under pressure....???

I have...it's a MESS...and lights out for years......


NOW, how big and powerful you really think NK IS????

SO, lets just stop bullshitting.....ONE sub and they are toast, just like Iran.....


CASE CLOSED!@!!!!!!


:issues:

[ApexOversteer]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/tumblr_lbq4rvXF101qzi0vro1_500.gif

[99 pewtercoupe]

BULLSHIT!!!!! Warheads, last I heard, were measured in the explosive effect of TNT.....SO, that don't mean the conventional chemistry has to be weighed the same as the equivalent of TNT..... in fact mucho more power can be packed into a smaller weight/space....

by a factor of 100 or so/whatEVER.....

BUT what you dunno is that each of our subs, which are ALL nucky powered, these daze....carries like 20+ tubes..... and each missile carries MIRV's of about 6 heads each.....

ONE head wipes out ANY power plant, hitting on the boiler....ever seen the wreckage of a power plant boiler blowing up under pressure....???

I have...it's a MESS...and lights out for years......


NOW, how big and powerful you really think NK IS????

SO, lets just stop bullshitting.....ONE sub and they are toast, just like Iran.....


CASE CLOSED!@!!!!!!


:issues:

That scenario draw China in. Just like in the first Korean War. Only problem is now you are talking about nukes flying both ways. Not such a simple answer

[JRD77VET]

Gene,
Slight problem with your "smack 'em and go away completely unknown" scenerio.

First, we're not the only country with "eyes in the sky".

Second, each atomic device has a unique signature. other countries would know exactly who made it.

Want to shut him up, just take him out. Oh wait, the spineless Jimmy Carter signed an executive order prohibiting those type of actions. :D

[99 pewtercoupe]

I really have to wonder if at this point there aren't some members of the party "elite" who aren't worried that this crazy MF'r isn't going to screw up their sweet gig and decide that some sort of "accident" is in order so that the status quo can be maintained. They gotta be thinking that if Junior pushes the button, they are going to get absolutely pounded

[kylebuck]

Technically, they are already banned. We're not supposed to test them, build them, or use them and IIRC we're still destroying some we promised to destroy 30 years ago.

sarcasm apex ... sarcasm

[ApexOversteer]

I really have to wonder if at this point there aren't some members of the party "elite" who aren't worried that this crazy MF'r isn't going to screw up their sweet gig and decide that some sort of "accident" is in order so that the status quo can be maintained. They gotta be thinking that if Junior pushes the button, they are going to get absolutely pounded

Do you really think anyone, anywhere believes Barack Obama would actually do anything?

If this was Reagan, Bush I or Bush II, yeah... they'd actually have to think twice. Hell, even Bill Clinton would order a retaliation.

Barry O... no way. He'd go to the UN, the UN would say "now, now. Give the sanctions time to work" and he'd apologize, bow and obey.

[99 pewtercoupe]

sarcasm apex ... sarcasm

Joe: don't you have some bass to catch?

[ApexOversteer]

sarcasm apex ... sarcasm

Black humor joe... black humor :seasix:

[Aerovette]

Think of the millions spent and time lost changing all our green cammo to desert tan...only to have to change it back to jungle green again. :leaving:

[kylebuck]

Joe: don't you have some bass to catch?

Im working this week no fishing for me

[99 pewtercoupe]

Im working this week no fishing for me

Get your priorities straight son!

[kylebuck]

Get your priorities straight son!

school, work, then fishing.
:shots:

[Kevin_73]

Think of the millions spent and time lost changing all our green cammo to desert tan...only to have to change it back to jungle green again. :leaving:

The last time I looked there weren't many jungles in North Korea.