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Fasglas
04-07-2013, 9:46am
Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking
down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Colt Model 1911 45 cal. automatic pistol, and you are
an expert shot

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you
do?


THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:


Democrat's Answer
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him
that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run
away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun
like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my
children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was
stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so
deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.


................................................................

Republican's
Answer:
BANG!



................................................................

Redneck's
Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! &n...
Click.... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?!'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!!
Joecooool
04-07-2013, 9:54am
Humor for the low IQ crowd.
Sea Six
04-07-2013, 9:55am
Redneck's carrying the high capacity 1911 style magazine. :hurray:
Sea Six
04-07-2013, 9:56am
Humor for the low IQ crowd.

It's appropriate that you were the first to arrive. :yesnod:
Cybercowboy
04-07-2013, 9:59am
Redneck's carrying the high capacity 1911 style magazine. :hurray:

Yes, after emptying the one in the chamber and the other 7 in the standard magazine, they slapped in the illusive +2 9-rounder...
Joecooool
04-07-2013, 9:59am
It's appropriate that you were the first to arrive. :yesnod:

And that you were the first one to appreciate the "humor".
Sea Six
04-07-2013, 10:08am
And that you were the first one to appreciate the "humor".

Oh, so I'm NOT on your ignore list! :funnier:


Thanks for clearing that up. :seasix:
Milton Fox
04-07-2013, 10:14am
Cliffs: Bang!
Burro (He/Haw)
04-07-2013, 10:34am
It's appropriate that you were the first to arrive. :yesnod:

And just as appropriate YOU'D be the first one to respond to him. :yesnod: All things are balanced out in the universe. :rofl:
Sea Six
04-07-2013, 10:39am
And just as appropriate YOU'D be the first one to respond to him. :yesnod: All things are balanced out in the universe. :rofl:

Hey, TxAg still is taking time off. I'm covering two shifts right now. :dance:
Burro (He/Haw)
04-07-2013, 10:41am
Hey, TxAg still is taking time off. I'm covering two shifts right now. :dance:

Good point. Overtime after 40? Salary position I suppose. :lol:
carlton_fritz
04-07-2013, 11:02am
Where is the Joecoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool option? The one where he offers his wife and daughter to the terrorist?
Bill
04-07-2013, 11:04am
The Libertarian would have shot the minimum amount of rounds needed to kill the guy. We are fiscally responsible like that, and don't believe in waste.
Burro (He/Haw)
04-07-2013, 11:10am
The one where he offers his wife and daughter to the terrorist?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6vnfiFIuo1rzu3gpo1_250.gif
99 pewtercoupe
04-07-2013, 12:18pm
Hey, TxAg still is taking time off. I'm covering two shifts right now. :dance:

:lol::lol::lol:
Time and a half BBs
GRN ENVY
04-07-2013, 12:56pm
Humor for the low IQ crowd.

So are you saying since I found this humorous, that I have a low IQ. Isn't that the pot calling kettle black?
carlton_fritz
04-07-2013, 1:30pm
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6vnfiFIuo1rzu3gpo1_250.gif
Jealous of the terrorist? :rofl:
Burro (He/Haw)
04-07-2013, 1:32pm
Jealous of the terrorist? :rofl:

Wife and daughters are off limits. How's that? :slap:
carlton_fritz
04-07-2013, 1:59pm
Wife and daughters are off limits. How's that? :slap:
Really? Never noticed that on this forum.:confused5:
Torqaholic
04-07-2013, 2:30pm
Figures that a girl wouldn't know Silver Tips made for handguns are hollow points.
I don't need a test to figure that out since I spent the morning forking manure into the bed of my truck :D
Jeff '79
04-07-2013, 2:43pm
Redneck's
Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! &n...
Click.... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?!'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!!

:rofl::rofl:
Sea Six
04-07-2013, 2:46pm
You know what taxidermy is?













It's the study of taxis. :yesnod: