My penis...

[lspencer534]

I meet a lot of people every day, and some of them are pretty hot women. Whenever I talk to them and look at them, my penis moves. I tell it to calm down, that this is a business meeting and we're not here to fcuk. Does it listen? Of course not. It keeps on moving and stretching, making me pretty uncomfortable and making it hard to keep my mind on business.

My penis is a dick.

[Knooger]

I only clicked on this thread for pics.

[RED-85-Z51]

I have big balls, seriously...huge.

[wwomanC6]

I was looking forward to meeting you someday.

Now I will be focuses on staring at your groin region just to see it move! :squirrel2:


:leaving:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Now I will be focuses on staring at your groin region just to see it move!
You've just crossed an invisible line young lady. :willy:

[73sbVert]

You've just crossed an invisible line young lady. :willy:

Oh, she sprints all over those fine lines!! Makes no never mind whatsoever!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[OddBall]

I was looking forward to meeting you someday.

Now I will be focuses on staring at your groin region just to see it move! :squirrel2:


:leaving:

If it stares back; get the hell out of there!

[99 pewtercoupe]

I was looking forward to meeting you someday.

Now I will be focuses on staring at your groin region just to see it move! :squirrel2:


:leaving:

Run Squirel run! Do not look back. Do not stop. Just run away from that

[JRD77VET]

I meet a lot of people every day, and some of them are pretty hot women. Whenever I talk to them and look at them, my penis moves. I tell it to calm down, that this is a business meeting and we're not here to fcuk. Does it listen? Of course not. It keeps on moving and stretching, making me pretty uncomfortable and making it hard to keep my mind on business.

My penis is a dick.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/JRD77VET/funnies/dick_icons.gif

[lspencer534]

I was looking forward to meeting you someday.

Now I will be focuses on staring at your groin region just to see it move! :squirrel2:


:leaving:

And the problem is...?

[Knooger]

I have big balls, seriously...huge.

We're not talking about the ones in your mouth.

[Ms.Gem]

I was looking forward to meeting you someday.

Now I will be focuses on staring at your groin region just to see it move! :squirrel2:


:leaving:

:rofl: What Wendy said. :rofl::rofl:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

:rofl: What Wendy said. :rofl::rofl:

You too? What is it, the lawyer thing? :lol:

[C5Nate]

I have big balls, seriously...huge.


My stage name at the club is Hugh Johnson.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

My stage name at the club is Hugh Johnson.

Dickie Hardcore early in my career, Daddy Spankadocious these days.

[BADRACR1]

Damn, Spence. Just damn.:shots:

[Jay13]

Damn, Spence. Just damn.:shots:

I don't know what you're bitching about. I can relate to this topic a hell of a lot more than one about Al-Qaida Barbie. At least I've been where this thread has been. :D

[DukeAllen]

Whip it out, tell them it has a mind of it's own, and rides are free after 9pm.

[RED-85-Z51]

My stage name at the club is Hugh Johnson.

I was Longrod Von Hugendong..whats up.

[Cybercowboy]

Nuh nuh nuh NUH nuh NUH nuh NUH nuh
Nuh nuh nuh NUH nuh

My Sca-rotum.