So my wife's been pissed at me for two days...

[8Up]

Because she had a DREAM that I wanted a divorce! I'm going to stick around just to prove her wrong now. And because of all the 'til death' stuff we said to God.:D

[Bill]

Look you just need to apologise, period.

man=it's your fault

[Yamma]

Look you just need to apologise, period.

man=it's your fault

psh

[Hoog]

Steal the ball. Out of the blue tell her you're pissed because her dreams show she's thinking about a divorce.

[FasterTraffic]

Look you just need to apologise, period.

man=it's your fault

psh

And now you're wrong, Bill.

[Jobaka]

It happens.

I was awakened one night by my wife hitting me on the shoulder.

Her: <whack> <whack> <whack>
Me: WTF are you doing?
Her: I dreamed you were cheating on me. With TWO women.
Me: At the same time?
Her: <whack> That's <whack> what <whack> you <whack> said <whack> in <whack> my <whack> dream. <whack>

[Fastguy]

It happens.

I was awakened one night by my wife hitting me on the shoulder.

Her: <whack> <whack> <whack>
Me: WTF are you doing?
Her: I dreamed you were cheating on me. With TWO women.
Me: At the same time?
Her: <whack> That's <whack> what <whack> you <whack> said <whack> in <whack> my <whack> dream. <whack>

Same here, wife was pissed because something (or someone) I did in a dream.

[8Up]

It happens.

I was awakened one night by my wife hitting me on the shoulder.

Her: <whack> <whack> <whack>
Me: WTF are you doing?
Her: I dreamed you were cheating on me. With TWO women.
Me: At the same time?
Her: <whack> That's <whack> what <whack> you <whack> said <whack> in <whack> my <whack> dream. <whack>

HAHAHAHA! Now that's funny.

[Jobaka]

Same here, wife was pissed because something (or someone) I did in a dream.

I teased her for weeks.
Every time I saw a pretty girl, I would ask my wife, "Is that one of them?"

Finally, she points out this ginormous 400+ pound woman and says, "There! That's both of them right there."

[Kevin_73]

My ex wife was mad at me for more than a week because she dreamed that I was cheating on her.
Looking back, I should have divorced her ass right then and there. :crazy:

[Chuck A]

havent spoken to my wife for over 4 days, and i am ok with that
very not caring, indeed

[CP]

havent spoken to my wife for over 4 days, and i am ok with that
very not caring, indeed

And you can't even give her the finger! :rofl:

[Aerovette]

How do you think I feel? None of your wives are speaking to ME. What did I do?:rofl:

[Yamma]

And now you're wrong, Bill.

I don't know how other couples work. Don't get me wrong, I love Dixie, but I'm pretty sure I can count the number of times I've heard him apologize to me on two hands. :rofl:

[Vet4jdc]

I don't know how other couples work. Don't get me wrong, I love Dixie, but I'm pretty sure I can count the number of times I've heard him apologize to me on two hands. :rofl:

he must not mess up very often!!! :D

[xXBUDXx]

wait until she's sitting a the dinner table and lay your pecker on her shoulder. If that isn't proof enough, I'll try it. :D

[Yamma]

he must not mess up very often!!! :D

I'm pretty sure that's his theory. :seasix:

[Bill]

psh

I'm really, really, sorry, Yamma. It's all my fault.

[Yamma]

I'm really, really, sorry, Yamma. It's all my fault.

:rofl:

[Mike Mercury]

i'd love to have a dream where Yvonne cheats on me - with a 18yo asian girl... :leaving:

http://i.qkme.me/36k2ut.jpg

The meaning of cheating dreams are often inquired about since they are so common. Many people experience these troubling dreams and then feel that they are prophetic or psychic in some nature. Many people even go so far as to accuse their lover or spouse of cheating in real life.

For the most part, cheating dreams can mean that you fear cheating. These dreams do not necessarily mean that you are psychic. It is most likely that the dream is caused by guilt, anxiety or insecurity. In fact, it is very often the cheater that has a dream about the person that he or she cheated on being unfaithful. This is a transference of guilt. A dream of cheating can also reveal deep-seated anxiety in general, doubts about your own attractiveness or just feeling anxious about the future of a relationship in general.

Most dreams about cheating just simply symbolize fear and not even fear about the relationship. These dreams come hand in hand with real life fears such as fear of public speaking, fear of failing a test or being humiliated in public. This is because being cheated on in public feels similar emotionally as other kinds of behaviors.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

So my wife's been pissed at me for two days...Because she had a DREAM that I wanted a divorce!
Are you serious? No disrespect to your wife but this is about the stoopidist thing I've ever heard.

[Jeff '79]

Are you serious? No disrespect to your wife but this is about the stoopidist thing I've ever heard.

Pfft... My wife will wake up and start grilling me about dreams that she just had about cheating & shit like that... She thinks that she's a psychic or something...
Ya, I agree. That's about the stupidest thing that I've ever heard too, but it happens....Women , in general, are whacked....

[Burro (He/Haw)]

havent spoken to my wife for over 4 days
How often does this happen?!

That's about the stupidest thing that I've ever heard too, but it happens
Not in this house it doesn't. :rofl: Dawn and I have our issues like every couple does. But not speaking for two days because of a dream ain't one of them.

[mrvette]

i'd love to have a dream where Yvonne cheats on me - with a 18yo asian girl... :leaving:

http://i.qkme.me/36k2ut.jpg

The meaning of cheating dreams are often inquired about since they are so common. Many people experience these troubling dreams and then feel that they are prophetic or psychic in some nature. Many people even go so far as to accuse their lover or spouse of cheating in real life.

For the most part, cheating dreams can mean that you fear cheating. These dreams do not necessarily mean that you are psychic. It is most likely that the dream is caused by guilt, anxiety or insecurity. In fact, it is very often the cheater that has a dream about the person that he or she cheated on being unfaithful. This is a transference of guilt. A dream of cheating can also reveal deep-seated anxiety in general, doubts about your own attractiveness or just feeling anxious about the future of a relationship in general.

Most dreams about cheating just simply symbolize fear and not even fear about the relationship. These dreams come hand in hand with real life fears such as fear of public speaking, fear of failing a test or being humiliated in public. This is because being cheated on in public feels similar emotionally as other kinds of behaviors.

:issues::rofl: PSYCHO BABBLE.......


YGTBFKM.........

[8Up]

Are you serious? No disrespect to your wife but this is about the stoopidist thing I've ever heard.

I agree with you.

Have you seen that picture floating around of a man and a woman sighting at opposite ends of a couch? Over her head is a bubble that says somthing like 'Jim hasn't said anything to me all day, I know he's thinking about someone else and we are bound to break up soon' blah blah blah..... And over the guys head is a thought bubble that says 'I still can't figure out why the motorcycle won't start'. That is an accurate description of my wife's and my relationship.

[Fastguy]

havent spoken to my wife for over 4 days, and i am ok with that
very not caring, indeed

That sounds very unhealthy.

[Torqaholic]

BTDT, she also believed in ghosts and fortune telling. Reality isn't the wimmens strong point.

[island14]

havent spoken to my wife for over 4 days, and i am ok with that
very not caring, indeed


I have been married for almost 9 years and just found out yesterday that my wife does not speak English :leaving:

[Torqaholic]

Well with all that psychic crap they're into you'd think mental telepathy would be good enough for them... But apparently not :slap:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

That sounds very unhealthy
Life is too damn short for that kind of nonsense.

[Sneaks]

I have been married for almost 9 years and just found out yesterday that my wife does not speak English :leaving:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Post of the week! :cert:

[Kerrmudgeon]

I don't know how other couples work. Don't get me wrong, I love Dixie, but I'm pretty sure I can count the number of times I've heard him apologize to me on two hands. :rofl:

What was he doing on his hands....and knees I assume? :D

[Mike Mercury]

I have been married for almost 9 years and just found out yesterday that my wife does not speak English :leaving:

ya mean you finally removed the duct tape ?

[Cybercowboy]

Yeah, my wife tried that on me once, said she dreamed I cheated on her in a dream and she was mad at me. I just looked at her for about 10 seconds and said "Are you insane?"

That was pretty much the end of that crap.