Dead Pool [Brady Bunch]

[Sea Six]

So I'm watching some episodes of The Brady Bunch on my DVR, and I'm wondering which of the six people who played the Brady kids will be the first to die. Let's get a little dead pool game going.

Multiple voting is allowed on this poll, since it's possible that two (or more) could die in a common accident.

Here's the thing though... if you vote for more than one, you have to stipulate the accident circumstances that the multiple actors/actresses are involved with that leads to their simultaneous demise.

I'm gonna go with Maureen McGovern, who played Marcia Marcia Marcia. No reason, just a morbid hunch.

In case you've been living under a rock, here are the characters' names to go with their late-season faces:

http://formerchildactors.com/wp-content/gallery/the-brady-bunch-kids/brady-bunch-kids-photos-1.jpg
Marcia, Bobby, Jan, Peter, Cindy, and Greg


What sayeth TVB?

[MEANZ06]

Didn't Marcia have a stint in porn for a while?

[Sea Six]

Didn't Marsha have a stint in porn for a while?

All the girls were rumored, but only Cindy was involved in a porn production... albeit not as an actress, but a sound effects person.

[Jeff '79]

I shudder to think. That show, and Emergency! were Friday night staples for us when growing up.

Sam the butcher is already dead though...

[Gozar]

Maureen McCormick is what you meant.

[Sea Six]

Maureen McCormick is what you meant.

That's it. :seasix:

:)



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[Mike Mercury]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5RQVkhVzvnY/T1DnKlc-SSI/AAAAAAAABFc/FJqBA_-hYqo/s1600/432230_2816091204836_1335518146_32129287_162913796_n.jpg

[ApexOversteer]

Didn't Marcia have a stint in porn for a while?

No. Well... yeah, but no.

She bared her breasts in 1981's Texas Lightning, but that is far from a porn film.

But she has worked on a porn film, as a musician, writing the soundtrack music.

[ApexOversteer]

Oh, and Susan Olsen (Cindy) was not dragged to death by a municipal bus. That was a different Susan Olsen.

[Sea Six]

No multiple poll-option voters? :skep:


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[MEANZ06]

No. Well... yeah, but no.

She bared her breasts in 1981's Texas Lightning, but that is far from a porn film.

But she has worked on a porn film, as a musician, writing the soundtrack music.

Damn it! I take my question back. I'm going to go on thinking she did the porn thing... :D :datawiz:

[Jeff '79]

I'll go with Christopher Knight, and a massive heart attack for $1000 Alex...

[ApexOversteer]

It will be Mike Lookinland (Bobby) that bites it first. He's a hippie, that already table-sawed his own finger off. It's only a matter of time before he 420's himself into an airplane propeller or tree-hugs a grizzly by mistake.

[Sea Six]

It will be Mike Lookinland (Bobby) that bites it first. He's a hippie, that already table-sawed his own finger off. It's only a matter of time before he 420's himself into an airplane propeller or tree-hugs a grizzly by mistake.

No fooling? :funny:


He's a substance abuser too, at least a former substance abuser. He used to be an alcoholic, but claims he's been sober for quite some time.

[Sea Six]

Sam the butcher is already dead though...

So's Mike Brady (AIDS).

[DukeAllen]

I voted Marcia. She talked some crazy shit on one of those celeb roasts.

[Cybercowboy]

I voted Peter because nobody really gives a shit about Peter. Well, women might.

[Grey Ghost]

Cindy had a serious alcohol and drug problem. Plus, she smoked like a chimney.

[lspencer534]

Anyone who wants a real pic of Maureen McCormick nekkid, PM me.

[Chuck A]

marsha, marsha, marsha

[Sea Six]

Anyone who wants a real pic of Maureen McCormick nekkid, PM me.

If it's not the fake of her sitting by the pool with her legs stretched out, count me in.

[Sea Six]

I guess everyone's as in love with Jan as I was back when Season 5 was airing.

She filled out more nicely than her older sister. :funny:

http://girlfrommalibu.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/eve-plumb.jpg

:hearts:

[Steve Austin]

Never saw the show. I may have been intoxicated in the 70s.:leaving:

[Fastguy]

You DVR the Brady Bunch?:confused5:

[Sea Six]

You DVR the Brady Bunch?:confused5:

Doesn't everybody? :confused5:

[ft laud mike]

I shudder to think. That show, and Emergency! were Friday night staples for us when growing up.

Sam the butcher is already dead though...
Well thats a shame
So's Mike Brady (AIDS).

WTF... Bizzare seeing people in shows you grew up with dying(sp?)
I always liked Marsha more than Jan... think it was the feathered hair.. not that I would have kicked Jan out of bed...
MY vote for first would be Greg.. just because he is oldest

[Burro (He/Haw)]

So I'm watching some episodes of The Brady Bunch
A hobby will set you free Sea. :D

[ApexOversteer]

Just remember, walk away from the Tiki idol...

[Sea Six]

Just remember, walk away from the Tiki idol...

http://www.bradybunchshrine.com/bradybunch/Sounds1/bbtiki2.wav

[Jeff '79]

A hobby will set you free Sea. :D

He sold all of his hobbies.... Pre Sandy Hook....:rofl:
This is it for him now...:sadangel:

[markyerger]

I guess everyone's as in love with Jan as I was back when Season 5 was airing.

She filled out more nicely than her older sister. :funny:

http://girlfrommalibu.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/eve-plumb.jpg

:hearts:



banana titts

:leaving:

[Grey Ghost]

http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/bradypron.jpg

[NeedSpeed]

I voted for them all, can't lose. :D

[Sea Six]

I voted for them all, can't lose. :D

The rules of multiple voting in this thread, clearly stated on the OP, require you to state the circumstances in detail that led to your predicting multiple deaths in a common accident.


:waiting:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

This is it for him now...
Tragic. The man isn't even 50 and married yet.

[NeedSpeed]

The rules of multiple voting in this thread, clearly stated on the OP, require you to state the circumstances in detail that led to your predicting multiple deaths in a common accident.


:waiting:

Shit.

[Sea Six]

Shit.

Out with the story.

And none of this lame crap like "plane crash" or "bus accident." I want to hear something like a fully detailed, tragic version of "The Aristocrats" and shit.

[NeedSpeed]

Out with the story.

And none of this lame crap like "plane crash" or "bus accident." I want to hear something like a fully detailed, tragic version of "The Aristocrats" and shit.

Greg was eatin' out Marsha, while Cindy and Jan were getting their lesbo freak on. Peter was rubbing one out while watchin' in the corner. Meanwhile, Bobby walks in and is freaked out that he wasn't included. In a jealous rage he shoots them all and offs himself.

Could happen.
:dance:

[erickpl]

Out with the story.

And none of this lame crap like "plane crash" or "bus accident." I want to hear something like a fully detailed, tragic version of "The Aristocrats" and shit.

Here it is: They're out partying with the Partridge Family on that goofy-assed bus. Keith Partridge is having to drive because their manager's throat was slashed for being an idiot. Keith has just knocked bellbottoms with Marcia and had been lighting up and so was high as a kite. Since that is now legal in Colorado, no thought was given to it, until...

He started comparing Tim Tebow to John Elway while driving through a Burger King drive thru. The entire population of the store piled into the bus after storming it at the To Go window. Nobody was left alive. Only Danny Bonaduce survived.

[Sea Six]

Here it is: They're out partying with the Partridge Family on that goofy-assed bus. Keith Partridge is having to drive because their manager's throat was slashed for being an idiot. Keith has just knocked bellbottoms with Marcia and had been lighting up and so was high as a kite. Since that is now legal in Colorado, no thought was given to it, until...

He started comparing Tim Tebow to John Elway while driving through a Burger King drive thru. The entire population of the store piled into the bus after storming it at the To Go window. Nobody was left alive. Only Danny Bonaduce survived.

:hurray:



:funnier:

[Sea Six]

Greg was eatin' out Marsha, while Cindy and Jan were getting their lesbo freak on. Peter was rubbing one out while watchin' in the corner. Meanwhile, Bobby walks in and is freaked out that he wasn't included. In a jealous rage he shoots them all and offs himself.

Could happen.
:dance:

Outstanding. A+

[Aerovette]

They are all on stage for a reunion singing "It's a Sunshine Day" to a crowd of dozens, when a storm whips up and a static charge ignites their 100% Polyester wardrobe and incinerates them in seconds. All that is found are Jan's fake braces and Cindy's hash pipe.

[onedef92]

Hallmark Channel airs BB eps every evening Mon. - Fri.

[Sea Six]

Hallmark Channel airs BB eps every evening Mon. - Fri.

I know- that's where I've been peeping 'em.

[Sea Six]

They are all on stage for a reunion singing "It's a Sunshine Day" to a crowd of dozens, when a storm whips up and a static charge ignites their 100% Polyester wardrobe and incinerates them in seconds. All that is found are Jan's fake braces and Cindy's hash pipe.

:funnier:

[onedef92]

I know- that's where I've been peeping 'em.

I loiter there for a few moments while channel surfing to see vintage vehicles from the 60's and 70's. :seasix:

[Sea Six]

I loiter there for a few moments while channel surfing to see vintage vehicles from the 60's and 70's. :seasix:

I like to do that too. I've seen a couple of midyear Corvettes. One was in a grocery store parking lot, in the episode where Carol had the fender-bender with the guy who faked a neck injury in court.

[Sea Six]

Mike Brady had some cool convertibles.

The one he had that was similar to this one was my favorite:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/R177EMe5stI/AAAAAAAAGGw/Fauv9aCRJzY/s400/brady69fury.jpg





This one was cool too:
http://forums.aaca.org/attachments/f169/95546d1311984247-internet-movie-cars-database-i255978.jpg

It looked pretty mean from the front:
http://c564296.r96.cf2.rackcdn.com/Articles/2011/06/27/j17-0711ae.jpg

[onedef92]

I like to do that too. I've seen a couple of midyear Corvettes. One was in a grocery store parking lot, in the episode where Carol had the fender-bender with the guy who faked a neck injury in court.

Bewitched has some of the best episodes for that sort of peepin' too! :cool:

[Sea Six]

Bewitched has some of the best episodes for that sort of peepin' too! :cool:

:yesnod:

The episode where Paul Lynde was teaching Samantha how to drive comes to mind. I'm remembering it as a 1966 white Impala. Not sure though.

[Sea Six]

I was close... it looks like a 1966 Impala, but it's yellow (I suppose because it's a driver's ed car).

Bump it up to 9:55

Bewitched: Driving Is The Only Way To Fly 1.26 - YouTube

[Uncle Meat]

I voted they all die at once in a bus accident on the way to some Brady Bunch convention.

U.M.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Bewitched has some of the best episodes for that sort of peepin' too! :cool:

Elizabeth Montgomery was smokin' hawt.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/Dilemma_1962/BF0E11F6-EA59-4BCC-86E0-7685556C5C69-5359-00000489C5C1A046_zps08ed6e8f.jpg

[Sea Six]

Elizabeth Montgomery was smokin' hawt.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/Dilemma_1962/BF0E11F6-EA59-4BCC-86E0-7685556C5C69-5359-00000489C5C1A046_zps08ed6e8f.jpg


http://forums.roadbikereview.com/attachments/lounge/152123d1231561788-bewitched-i-dream-jeannie-serena1.jpg


Serena was hot. Samantha, not so much.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Serena was hot. Samantha, not so much
You DO know they are the same person right dipstick? :D

[DukeAllen]

:yesnod:

The episode where Paul Lynde was teaching Samantha how to drive comes to mind. I'm remembering it as a 1966 white Impala. Not sure though.

I heard Paul was especially good at driving a stick:leaving:

[island14]

They are all on stage for a reunion singing "It's a Sunshine Day" to a crowd of dozens, when a storm whips up and a static charge ignites their 100% Polyester wardrobe and incinerates them in seconds. All that is found are Jan's fake braces and Cindy's hash pipe.


:rofl:

[island14]

You DO know they are the same person right dipstick? :D

He does now....

:rofl:

[Sea Six]

You DO know they are the same person right dipstick? :D

:kick:

Samantha and Serena were not the same person.





They were different characters. :seasix:



Elizabeth, the actress, played both parts. But they were completely different characters. Samantha never did anything for me. Serena was her slutty counterpart.

Serena would probably jam a finger up there for you if you axed her to. Samantha probably wouldn't even let you do anal.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Samantha probably wouldn't even let you do anal
She probably wouldn't let YOU, but she'd let me. :D

[Mike Mercury]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads14/+cid_002101c952b6+4645e100+0b79d742+joef8aw47kulp61228066741.jpg

[DukeAllen]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads14/+cid_002101c952b6+4645e100+0b79d742+joef8aw47kulp61228066741.jpg

What does a pic of the last living World War I vets have to do with the Brady Bunch?

[Burro (He/Haw)]

What does a pic of the last living World War I vets have to do with the Brady Bunch?
Duh;

Lets play war. I'll lay down and play dead, you blow the hell outta me.

[Truck Guy]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads14/+cid_002101c952b6+4645e100+0b79d742+joef8aw47kulp61228066741.jpgOld Beavers get all wrinkled and shit... :D

:leaving:

[DukeAllen]

Duh;

Lets play war. I'll lay down and play dead, you blow the hell outta me.

That's an interesting proposition, but when I put on my scuba gear it's to go diving for the elusive muff.:seasix:

[Mike Mercury]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads14/+cid_002101c952b6+4645e100+0b79d742+joef8aw47kulp61228066741.jpg

Ken Osmand
born 1943; still living
In 1970, Osmond joined the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) and grew a mustache which helped to secure his anonymity. During his time on the force he worked in vice and narcotics and as a motorcycle officer. On September 20, 1980, Osmond was hit by three bullets while in a foot chase with a suspected car thief. He was protected from two of the bullets by his bulletproof vest, with the third bullet ricocheting off of his belt buckle. The shooting was later dramatized in a November 1992 episode of the CBS series Top Cops. On September 18, 2007, Osmond filed a class action lawsuit against the Screen Actors Guild, alleging that SAG had collected $8 million in foreign residuals for U.S. actors but had not distributed them to the actors.

Jerry Mathers
born 1848; still living
Mathers was diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes in 1996. On the advise of his doctor, Mathers enrolled in a weight loss program with Jenny Craig in May 1997 and lost over 40 pounds.
In 2009, Mathers became the national spokesman for PhRMA and their Partnership for Prescription Assistance program. The organization helps uninsured and financially struggling patients obtain prescription medicines.

Tony Dow
born 1945... still living
Dow has become a serious, and respected sculptor, creating abstract bronze sculptures. Dow was chosen as one of three sculptors to show at the Société Nationale des Beaux-Arts exhibition, in the Carrousel du Louvre, in Paris, France, in December 2008. He represented the United States delegation, which was composed of artists from the Karen Lynne Gallery. His abstract shown at the Louvre was titled, "Unarmed Warrior".

the last episode:
Jerry Mathers wanted to retire from acting at the end of the sixth year to attend regular high school. As a result, Leave It To Beaver ended its network run on June 20, 1963. The series' final episode, "Family Scrapbook", offers a retrospective look at the show's six seasons as the Cleavers leaf through an old scrapbook, recalling past moments. The episode closes the series at milestones in the lives of the Cleaver boys: Wally readying himself for his first year of college, and Beaver leaving grammar school for high school. The episode is directed by Hugh Beaumont, and is regarded as being one of the first sitcom episodes written expressly as a series finale.

[Blademaker]

Jerry Mathers
born 1848; still living


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