MEANZ06
03-15-2013, 10:18pm
...when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and
found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me
from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog
said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention
that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband
will get times ten!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be
the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that
this wish will also make your husband
the most handsome man in the world,
an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because
I will be the most beautiful Woman and
he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful
Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be
the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your
husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you.'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because
what's mine is his and what's his is
mine.'
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in
the world!
The frog then inquired about her third
wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild
heart attack.'
Moral of the story: Women are clever.
Don't mess with them.
:Jeff '79:
She went into the woods to look for it and
found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me
from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog
said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention
that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband
will get times ten!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be
the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that
this wish will also make your husband
the most handsome man in the world,
an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because
I will be the most beautiful Woman and
he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful
Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be
the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your
husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you.'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because
what's mine is his and what's his is
mine.'
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in
the world!
The frog then inquired about her third
wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild
heart attack.'
Moral of the story: Women are clever.
Don't mess with them.
:Jeff '79: