IX - You clowns name this one

[RedLS1GTO]

Go.

[Taurus]

IBTL................ losers.

[DukeAllen]

Speaks for itself
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNzoJ_LPoSHo5b47ETy2eQeovuluLmDeovUpiuAMn1gyympZX2oA

[Frizlefrak]

Smell my finger

[Frizlefrak]

Sweets has a bit of a hangover from the last thread....

http://www.crittercures.com/blog/uploaded_images/cat_hairball-726482.png

[Sweet 90]

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/gay.jpg

[DukeAllen]

Sweets has a bit of a hangover from the last thread....



He's just waiting to party on Canada day
http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/funny-pictures/Meanwhile-in-Canada.jpg

[DukeAllen]

http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg578/xxartiexx/P1010029_zpsdc7f10cd.jpg

I actually like that :D

[Taurus]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/81vette4me/pox-for-you-pox-demotivational-posters-1363318738_zps108d0974.jpg

[DukeAllen]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/81vette4me/pox-for-you-pox-demotivational-posters-1363318738_zps108d0974.jpg

Could you autograph this book?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QjH4NuPbF6s/Tauu8Vqac-I/AAAAAAAACUk/YQYx4KL9iPg/s1600/pox.jpg

[Frizlefrak]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yLsC5x5hhkQ/TjzFRBVgTAI/AAAAAAAADUs/E_TmC0sqTB4/s1600/obama-asshole.jpg

[Frizlefrak]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003574855/1353499544_Alfred_E__Obama_by_mataleoneRJ_xlarge.jpeg

[Sweet 90]

For some (most) of us here:D
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/catinthehat.jpg

[Sweet 90]

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/imagesqtbnANd9GcTSY7T2z7wB-gjzxKxmo.jpg

[Frizlefrak]

What's the difference between Simba and Barack Obama??

One is an African Lion....the other is a Lyin African....

[DukeAllen]

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/i_have_no_idea-img-1276.jpg

[Frizlefrak]

http://fdnyretiree.com/images/Obama_asshole.jpg

[DukeAllen]

http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv119/TheRealShadowX/A43123CC-BDD6-45F3-8241-A49822C5AEA1-1023-000003B9CBC463DD.jpg

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Cartoon-Character-Mutley-Laughing.gif

[Sweet 90]

What's the difference between Simba and Barack Obama??

One is an African Lion....the other is a Lyin African....
Or
One is The Lion King the other The King of Lyin:D

[DukeAllen]

Or one is an imaginary character and everything he says is scripted. The other is a cartoon.

[Taurus]

John, have you found a Vette yet?

Found, yes..... purchased, no. I'm moving my parents up here from Phoenix in a house I bought down the street. I'm finishing the renovations now, if I have any disposable funds left over, I'll buy a Vette this Summer. Going to be another C3 though, 69 - 73.

My goal;

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/81vette4me/draft_lens9596281module90724931photo_12689690901969_Corvette_Stingray_01-2.jpg

The goal is to get an all in finished car for a weekend driver/show car. My joints are getting too bad to be wrenching these things any more and I'm not ready for a C6 or C7 yet, still want to be old school.

[Frizlefrak]

. My joints are getting too bad to be wrenching these things any more and I'm not ready for a C6 or C7 yet, still want to be old school.

I hear ya. If this Mach 1 has taught me nothing else, it has been a reality jolt about my physical abilities. What was easy 10 years ago now hurts like hell the next day. This car will be the last one I restore. If I buy another classic, it will be finished.

[Black95]

Yeh Sweets, getting old is no picnic. I went to my optometrist yesterday and this is the eye chart he made me read:
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/AARP%20eye%20chart.jpg

[DukeAllen]

Yeh Sweets, getting old is no picnic. I went to my optometrist yesterday and this is the eye chart he made me read:
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/AARP%20eye%20chart.jpg

She has a mole on her inner thigh. :D

[DukeAllen]

That's true, I blew the chart up to 400 percent and it's either a mole or she's picked up a tick from the woods..:D.....WW

You needed to blow it up? I'd be dead before I need help telling what's on a woman's thigh.:lol:
http://www.deviantart.com/download/188983581/blind_as_a_bat_by_sabrea-d34iknx.jpg

[DukeAllen]

Pete I heard sat. mail would end in August, IF congress allows it. In other words like you said, nothing is going to happen.

[Frizlefrak]

There is absolutely nothing that the post office can do that the private sector can't do better or cheaper. Time to privatize it and send it out for bid.....get rid of this obsolete money sinkhole.

[Sweet 90]

There is absolutely nothing that the government can do that the private sector can't do better or cheaper. Time to privatize it and send it out for bid.....get rid of this obsolete money sinkhole.
Fixt
I second that:seasix:

[C4fan]

There is absolutely nothing that the post office can do that the private sector can't do better or cheaper. Time to privatize it and send it out for bid.....get rid of this obsolete money sinkhole.

:iagree: Only a libshit would think that nationalized enterprise is better than private.

[Sweet 90]

Let's be honest, do we need mail six days a week?
Personally, I don't need them period. All I receive by snail mail now is junk mail.

[DukeAllen]

I rarely get anything from snail mail besides packages, and those are usually mid week. My mother would miss it but she's 85 and never went digital.

[PLRX]

A Canadian woman advertised a yard sale on Craigslist to sell her 'cheating' husband's things while
he was away with his 'floozie'... WGN Radio is this justified OR just wrong?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/374375_438486039570953_1927214847_n.jpg

[DukeAllen]

Sweets old lady finally found out about him and Friz? :rofl:

[nutz4c4]

A Canadian woman advertised a yard sale on Craigslist to sell her 'cheating' husband's things while
he was away with his 'floozie'... WGN Radio is this justified OR just wrong?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/374375_438486039570953_1927214847_n.jpg

I'm thinkin' it is wrong Pete

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003574855/1353499544_Alfred_E__Obama_by_mataleoneRJ_xlarge.jpeg

President Alfred E. Obama

[DukeAllen]

President Alfred E. Obama

The amazing this is, that pic wasn't altered in any way!

[PLRX]

I'm thinkin' it is wrong Pete

Oh yes it is wrong, but like friend wrote on that forum; Things would be different if the wife would be cheating. Shit, the dude could go to jail for DV.

[nutz4c4]

Oh yes it is wrong, but like friend wrote on that forum; Things would be different if the wife would be cheating. Shit, the dude could go to jail for DV.

:dance::rofl:

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector
to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to
the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of
bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when
there's too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and
send them back to the bandage company, and every once in
a while, they send us a free roll."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his
unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went,
in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases?
What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast
on a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was
trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save
it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every so often
they will send us a free bag of plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could
fluster the know-it-all CFO.
"Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the remains from
the circumcision surgeries?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we
do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS office,
and about once a year they send us a complete prick."

[Black95]

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we
do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS office,
and about once a year they send us a complete prick."

Before or after April 15th?
:rofl:

[Black95]

She has a mole on her inner thigh. :D

I missed that. Must be why he made me get bifocals!!!
:wow:

[five-oh]

A Canadian woman advertised a yard sale on Craigslist to sell her 'cheating' husband's things while
he was away with his 'floozie'... WGN Radio is this justified OR just wrong?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/374375_438486039570953_1927214847_n.jpg

Ain't no way that's Canada....There'd be snow higher than the boat, and the boat would have outriggers for ice boating...:rofl::rofl:

[PLRX]

Ain't no way that's Canada....There'd be snow higher than the boat, and the boat would have outriggers for ice boating...:rofl::rofl:

Holy cow you are correct. How the heck did I miss that. Last year 48" of snow dropped on August 21. I got it from facebook, we know facebook is like liberals full of feces.

[DukeAllen]

Holy cow you are correct. How the heck did I miss that. Last year 48" of snow dropped on August 21. I got it from facebook, we know facebook is like liberals full of feces.


If you saw it on the internet, it must be true.
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll283/Frakker_77/BONJOUR002.jpg
:lol:

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

So Barondeau, looks like you and I are about same vintage. :cert: What's your birthdate?

[Black95]

9-11-45 and yes, I take a lot of ribbing because my birthday is on 9-11
:deli:

[Taurus]

9-11-45 and yes, I take a lot of ribbing because my birthday is on 9-11
:deli:

:woohoo: Not the oldest, in human terms of course. Just the wisest. Did I spell that right?

[C4fan]

:woohoo: Not the oldest, in human terms of course. Just the wisest. Did I spell that right?

Surely, TMT should know it's spelled wiseassed.

[Taurus]

Surely, TMT should know it's spelled wiseassed.

Who me?:island14:

[DukeAllen]

Cut him some slack, he spells Sable T-a-u-r-u-s. :D

(Mercy oh mighty one, and I will refill your break light fluid)
http://i317.photobucket.com/albums/mm368/RaymondJesseSchluter/870.jpg

[Black95]

Surely, TMT should know it's spelled wiseassed.

:rofl:

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

9-11-45 and yes, I take a lot of ribbing because my birthday is on 9-11
:deli:

Ouch! I was hoping someone would come along older than me! (8-24-45). So close...

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you're here! Good posts! :seasix:

The Force is strong in this one..

[PLRX]

Ouch! I was hoping someone would come along older than me!

http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20101027/Crocodile-1688460.jpg

[DukeAllen]

I think this is your best chance
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Kj7rImPpL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20101027/Crocodile-1688460.jpg

:rofl:

[Black95]

Ouch! I was hoping someone would come along older than me! (8-24-45). So close...

http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/Yoda_b.jpg
You retain you place of honor, Oh OLD wise one!
:rofl:

[Frizlefrak]

Damn Bunky....never realized your ears were so big. I though rodents had small ears??? :lol:

Then again, the rat in your av......well, I stand corrected. :rofl:

[WW7]

Wow Bunky, I always thought you were a young rodent, I didn't know you were that old... How's Social Security treating you.....:rofl:...Sorry buddy, I couldn't resist........WW

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Wow Bunky, I always thought you were a young rodent, I didn't know you were that old... How's Social Security treating you.....:rofl:...Sorry buddy, I couldn't resist........WW

http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/Yoda_b_zps98805196.jpg

Ahhhh, resist you must young Unionwalker! Resist you must...else, on the planet of Victorville the Dark side will find you. Yes.

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Damn Bunky....never realized your ears were so big. I though rodents had small ears??? :lol:

Then again, the rat in your av......well, I stand corrected. :rofl:

http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/Yoda_b_zps98805196.jpg

Ahhh, corrected you are young Dogwalker! Corrected you are...else, the Neuter Droid will find you. Yes.

[C4fan]

http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/Yoda_b_zps98805196.jpg

Ahhh, corrected you are young Dogwalker! Corrected you are...else, the Neuter Droid will find you. Yes.

And may the farts be with you.:rofl:

[PLRX]

http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/Yoda_b_zps98805196.jpg

Ahhh, corrected you are young Dogwalker! Corrected you are...else, the Neuter Droid will find you. Yes.

Sweet never get neutered!

http://rlv.zcache.com/just_neutered_the_cat_now_hes_a_liberal_tshirt-r78c1b1e61b374b38bfd11053851b31ba_va6lr_216.jpg

[DukeAllen]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/33104376.jpg

[Taurus]

A recent Croc post;

I checked my starter wire to solinoid. No power to solinoid when when the key is turned. Lights stayed bright. I dont recall any clicking sounds. Thanks for your help. I am going to check out all you mentioned here.

After running it through the Yoda translator;

To solinoid I checked my starter wire. To solinoid no power when when the key is turned. Lights stayed bright. Any clicking sounds I recall not. For your help thanks. Going to check out all you mentioned here, am I. Yeesssssss.

Happy to provide this link, the mighty taurus is. You all enjoy I hope. Herh herh herh.

When sweet goes to mexico, need to start an epic thread, will we. For the challenge is everyone up, hmm? Remember our credo, do no harm, just embarrass the cat. Yeesssssss.


Learn to Talk Like Yoda with the Yoda-Speak Generator (http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php)

[C4fan]

speaking of dialects:

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunatdollafoyen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

[Frizlefrak]

http://lsd.dula.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/mp-yodat1.jpg

[Frizlefrak]

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too.....I take you money, you ugly yellow Cohvette, and go back to Thailand"

Fixt :D

[DukeAllen]

Fixt :D

:lolsmile:

[DukeAllen]

A Chinese man and his Jewish friend were walking along one day when the Jewish man whirled and slugged the Chinese man and knocked him down.

"What was that for?" the Chinese man asked.

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" the Jewish man said.

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese. I'm Chinese."

"Chinese, Japanese, you are all the same!"

"Oh!"

They continued walking and after a while the Chinese man whirled and knocked the Jewish man to the ground.

"What was that for?" the Jewish man asked.

"That was for the Titanic!"

"The Titanic? That was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, you are all the same."

[PLRX]

Rear Differentail Fluid Change Questions - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-tech-performance/3238095-rear-differentail-fluid-change-questions.html#post1583414893)


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg/300px-Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg

[Black95]

Rear Differentail Fluid Change Questions - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-tech-performance/3238095-rear-differentail-fluid-change-questions.html#post1583414893)

I especially liked this comment:

[QUOTE=383vett;1583410642]The size for mine was one big vicegrip.

Wondered if he was talking about his Vette or not?
:rofl:

[nutz4c4]

[quote=PLRX;911907]Rear Differentail Fluid Change Questions - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-tech-performance/3238095-rear-differentail-fluid-change-questions.html#post1583414893)

I especially liked this comment:



Wondered if he was talking about his Vette or not?
:rofl:

I'm sure he was. Willie has two vettes..84 drag car and a C6Z.The 84 is not street legal..:seasix:

[PLRX]

I'm sure he was. Willie has two vettes..84 drag car and a C6Z.The 84 is not street legal..:seasix:

Willie is very cool when he replies to all the loosers, and idiotic posters there.

For a ZR1 owner who claims he did it once, asking that question is a moronic thing to do. BTW he also started a new thred in the ZR-1 section. I wonder if he also started one on ZR-1 Net.

[Frizlefrak]

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/5020/liberalquarantine.jpg

[Black95]

Willie is very cool when he replies to all the loosers, and idiotic posters there.

For a ZR1 owner who claims he did it once, asking that question is a moronic thing to do. BTW he also started a new thred in the ZR-1 section. I wonder if he also started one on ZR-1 Net.

You reaffirmed what I was thinking without knowing him as well as you guys do. That is why I liked his answer.
:dance:

[Black95]

Mike are you a liberal?

When it comes to beer! In SD we don't even vote Democratic for president when he comes from our state (remember McGovern).
:rofl:

[Frizlefrak]

When it comes to beer! In SD we don't even vote Democratic for president when he comes from our state (remember McGovern).
:rofl:

What do you call a liberal in the Dakotas?

A tourist.....and they aren't likely to stay long. I thought Texas was conservative until I went to SD.

[Black95]

What do you call a liberal in the Dakotas?

A tourist.....and they aren't likely to stay long. I thought Texas was conservative until I went to SD.

:lol:

[RedLS1GTO]

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/5020/liberalquarantine.jpg

Just remember that in the middle circle the vast majority of the land is red... it is an extreme concentration of f*cktards in the cities.

The circles on the coasts are pretty damn accurate, and you can add 1 down in Florida as well.

[Taurus]

Just remember that in the middle circle the vast majority of the land is red... it is an extreme concentration of f*cktards in the cities.

The circles on the coasts are pretty damn accurate, and you can add 1 down in Florida as well.

:iagree:

If it wasn't for Cleveland, Cincinnati, Philly and Pittsburgh Romney would have won.

[Taurus]

"I hope you enjoy your meal, maybe it will make up for the way you poor folks are discriminated against here in the USA"

Sincerely,

Barack Obama

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/81vette4me/entitlements_zps88d5dce1.jpg

[RedLS1GTO]

:iagree:

If it wasn't for Cleveland, Cincinnati, Philly and Pittsburgh Romney would have won.

I am not a conspiracy theorist... but as a Cincinnati native, I am calling bullsh*t on the numbers.

On the other hand, Cleveland I believe. That place is a complete shit hole full of idiots. Obama's key demographic.

[WW7]

"I hope you enjoy your meal, maybe it will make up for the way you poor folks are discriminated against here in the USA"

Sincerely,

Barack Obama

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/81vette4me/entitlements_zps88d5dce1.jpg

And here I thought all the people on welfare bought balony and beans with there food stamp money...There eaten better then me... :leaving:....WW

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

The circles on the coasts are pretty damn accurate.

:iagree: THAT STATEMENT IS PRETTY DAMNED ACCURATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DukeAllen]

"I hope you enjoy your meal, maybe it will make up for the way you poor folks are discriminated against here in the USA"

Sincerely,

Barack Obama

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/81vette4me/entitlements_zps88d5dce1.jpg

I'm tired of being pissed about that joker. And sorry the people won't wake up!

Crissakes...my dinner was a hot dog for $1. And I used cash...

Ain't it grand being part of that privileged race?:slap:

[Wathen1955]

In CA, we have the 3 major cities that are liberal:
San Diego
Los Angeles
and San Fransisco where they are not just liberal but off the cliff liberal.
Everything in between away from the coast's big cities is mostly conservative.

http://www.calbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/CPPImap1.jpg

[WW7]

How will you get over the shame Friz???

Cat takes dog for a walk! Shows dog whose the bitch. - YouTube

[DukeAllen]

Friz will just have to get sweets drunk...
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34876604.jpg

[mike100]

In CA, we have the 3 major cities that are liberal:
San Diego
...


Just west of Interstate 5.

The red zip codes are too busy going to work to have time to live at the beach.

[Black95]

http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/IRS.jpg
:confused5:

[Wathen1955]

God made a democrat

God Made a Democrat - The David Boze Show, KTTH-Seattle, 6-9am - YouTube

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

I start every weekday listening to Boze...:seasix:

[PLRX]

Now GM is talking :seasix:

2014 - Z28 (http://media.gm.com/media/us/en/gm/news.detail.html/content/Pages/news/us/en/2013/Mar/nyas/27mar-chevrolet/0327-2014-camaro-z28.html)

My Z was a GREAT CAR :cert:

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Z28/PLRXZ283.jpg

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Z28/PLRXZ284.jpg

Prototype 2014 - Z28

Now, I would buy a car like this sonofbitch!!

http://gmauthority.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/2014-chevrolet-camaro-z28/2014-chevrolet-camaro-z28-01.jpg

http://gmauthority.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/2014-chevrolet-camaro-z28/2014-chevrolet-camaro-z28-02.jpg

http://gmauthority.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/2014-chevrolet-camaro-z28/2014-chevrolet-camaro-z28-04.jpg

http://gmauthority.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/2014-chevrolet-camaro-z28/2014-chevrolet-camaro-z28-05.jpg

http://gmauthority.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/2014-chevrolet-camaro-z28/2014-chevrolet-camaro-z28-06.jpg

copy/paste from other forum:

"Chevrolet today introduced the restyled 2014 Camaro line at the New York Auto Show, including the return of the Z/28, the most iconic model in Camaro history.

The 2014 Camaro models feature a revised exterior design that integrates high-performance aerodynamics for more efficient cooling and stability at high speeds. The new Camaro Z/28 also features a full aerodynamics package that creates downforce at speed, which helps make it the most track-capable offering in Camaro’s history.

“As the ultimate track-capable Camaro, this car restores the mission of the original Z/28, and serves as a testament to the expertise of Chevrolet as the best-selling brand of performance cars,” said Mark Reuss, president, GM North America. “The build sheet is the wish list of any racer: lightweight, high-revving, dry-sump LS7 engine; carbon-ceramic brakes; integrated coolers for track use; true aerodynamic downforce, and a significant reduction in curb weight. This car could only come from Chevrolet, and could only be called the Z/28.”

The first Camaro Z/28 was introduced in 1967, created to compete in the Sports Car Club of America's Trans-Am 2 class. It featured a smaller, lighter, 302-cubic-inch V-8 for improved weight balance, as well as quick-ratio steering and a heavy-duty suspension for track use. In keeping with its road-racing focus, the 1967 Camaro Z/28 was not available with an automatic transmission or air conditioning.

While the new Camaro Z/28 is not intended to compete in a specific race series, it is solely focused on track capability. In initial testing, the Camaro Z/28 is three seconds faster per lap than the Camaro ZL1. That extra speed comes from three areas:

Increased grip: The Z/28 is capable of 1.05 g in cornering acceleration, due to comprehensive chassis revisions
Increased stopping power: the Z/28 features Brembo carbon-ceramic brakes capable of 1.5 g in deceleration, and consistent brake feel, lap after lap
Reduced curb weight: The naturally aspirated Z/28 weighs 300 pounds less than the supercharged Camaro ZL1, with changes ranging from lightweight wheels to thinner rear-window glass

Like the original, the 2014 Camaro Z/28 is offered only with a manual transmission. In a nod to modern convenience, air-conditioning is available, but only as an option.

"We set out to make the fastest road-racing Camaro possible that was still street-legal,” said Al Oppenheiser, Camaro chief engineer. “While the Camaro ZL1 offers exceptional performance on the street, the drag strip, and the track, the Z/28 is entirely focused on the track performance. The Z/28 will be too track-focused for most drivers, but offers road-racers one of the most capable track cars ever offered from an automaker.”

The new 2014 Camaro line will arrive at Chevrolet dealers later in 2013. The Camaro Z/28 is expected to be appearing at track events across the United States in spring 2014.

High-performance aerodynamics highlight changes for 2014 Camaro

The 2014 Camaro represents the most significant redesign since the introduction of the fifth-generation Camaro as a concept car in 2006.

“The 2014 Camaro is our opportunity to apply what we have learned listening to our customers, and our continuing development of high-performance models,” said Tom Peters, Camaro exterior design director. “We look for solutions that are both functional and beautiful so that the result is genuine Chevrolet – simple, powerful, honest, and more than expected.”

Compared to the previous model, the design represents a strong visual change front and rear, resulting in a wider, lower, more contemporary appearance. The front fascia features a wider lower opening, and a narrower upper opening that also updates the appearance of the iconic “halo ring” HID headlamps on the Camaro RS package. The functional hood vent on the Camaro SS helps reduce heat and aerodynamic lift. Moving to the rear, the sculptural decklid, horizontal lamps and diffuser complete the powerful statement.

The Camaro Z/28 also features a full aerodynamic package designed to produce downforce at track speeds. At the front, the Z/28 features a large splitter, connected to an underbody panel that further reduces lift. In profile, the Z/28 features fender flares over the front and rear wheels, as well as extended rocker panels that contribute to aerodynamic stability. An aggressive rear spoiler and functional diffuser complete the aerodynamic package.

On the interior, the Camaro Z/28 features trim in a distinctive, matte-metallic finish named Octane, the ZL1 flat-bottomed steering wheel, and standard Recaro seats with microfiber suede inserts. The new seats (also available on the coupe versions of the SS and ZL1 models), feature aggressive bolsters for high-performance driving, as well as seat cutouts inspired by the five-point harnesses found on racing seats. To save weight, both front seats incorporate manual adjustment.

The rear seats of the Z/28 have also been modified for weight reduction. A total of nine pounds (four kilograms) was saved by eliminating the seat-back pass through, as well as using high-density foam in place of the rigid structure of the seat back and steel mesh of the seat bottom.

“Unlike the Ford Mustang Boss 302, we felt it was important to keep the 2+2 configuration of the Camaro Z/28 as Chevrolet already has a world-class two-seat sports car in the Corvette,” said Oppenheiser. “By modifying the construction of the rear seat, we were able to reduce the overall weight of the Z/28 while still preserving the flexibility of 2+2 seating.”

7.0L, LS7 the heart of the Camaro Z/28’s track-capable performance

Like the original, the new Camaro Z/28 forgoes ultimate horsepower and torque for improved weight balance and track performance.

In 1967, the most-powerful engine available in a factory Camaro was a 396 cid V-8 with 375 horsepower. To prepare the Camaro Z/28 for road racing, engineers specified a lighter, 302 cid V-8, officially rated at 290 horsepower. While the 302 was not the choice for drag racers, it proved ideal for sports-car racing.

Today, the most-powerful engine offered is the Camaro ZL1’s supercharged 6.2L LSA, which delivers 580 horsepower. The heart of the 2014 Camaro Z/28 is the lighter, naturally aspirated 7.0L LS7 first introduced in the Corvette Z06.

“The LS7 is ideal for road racing because it delivers amazing performance in a compact, lightweight package,” said Jordan Lee, Small Block chief engineer and program manager. “The broad torque curve and high redline of the LS7 mean fewer shifts are required for each lap, while the lightweight design improves the front-to-rear weight balance for better handling.”

Co-developed with Corvette Racing, the hand-assembled 7.0L (427 cid) V-8 uses a number of high-performance components, including:

Titanium intake valves and connecting rods, and sodium-filled exhaust valves
CNC-ported aluminum cylinder heads
Forged-steel crankshaft and main bearing caps
High-lift camshaft
Hydroformed exhaust headers
11.0:1 compression ratio, and a 7,000 rpm redline.
10.5-quart, dry-sump oiling system

For the Camaro Z/28, the LS7 features unique induction and exhaust systems, and delivers at least 500 horsepower (373 kW) and 470 lb-ft of torque (637 Nm).

The racing-style, cold-air induction system and large K&N air filter provide maximum air flow.

The standard dual mode exhaust system and larger-diameter pipes enable improved air flow. By bypassing the mufflers during acceleration, the system increases both the torque and sound generated by the LS7 engine.

The Camaro Z/28 is exclusively offered with a Tremec TR6060 manual transmission. The six-speed features close-ratio gearing and 3.91:1 final drive ratio, both optimized for the power characteristics of the LS7.

Power is distributed to the rear wheels via a limited-slip differential featuring a helical gear set, rather than traditional clutch packs. The new design enables the driver to apply more power and get through corners faster, by continuously adjusting the torque bias to maximize available traction.

The differential works in unison with Chevrolet’s proprietary Performance Traction Management system, which allows drivers to adjust the level of throttle and brake intervention to match their capability and driving environment.

Unlike some competitors’ “track package” offerings, the Camaro Z/28 makes standard all the cooling systems required for track use. This includes the dry-sump oiling system for the LS7, which is connected to an integral liquid-to-liquid cooling system for engine oil.

A second liquid-to-liquid system provides cooling for the transmission and differential. This system pumps overcooled transmission fluid to a heat exchanger in the rear differential before traveling to the transmission. This reduces differential temperatures as much as 100 degrees F.

Camaro Z/28 chassis delivers 1.05 g in cornering grip

The singular focus of the Camaro Z/28 is most evident in the chassis, where the most has been made of every component for track use, from the ultra-high performance tires to race-proven dampers.

“We used the very best components in the industry to deliver uncompromised performance, lap after lap,” said Mark Stielow, Camaro Z/28 engineering manager. “We made nearly 200 changes to improve the track performance, which cumulatively make the Z/28 capable of 1.05 g in cornering. For perspective, with all other things, equal increasing maximum grip from 1 to 1.05 g can cut up to four seconds per lap.”

The Camaro Z/28 is the one of the first production cars fitted with race-proven, spool-valve dampers. Compared to a conventional damper that offers only two-way tuning for bump and rebound, a spool-valve damper allows four-way adjustment to precisely tune both bump and rebound settings for high-speed and low-speed wheel motions. The wider tuning range allowed engineers to dramatically increase the damper stiffness on the Camaro Z/28 without a significant change in ride quality. Additional chassis changes include stiffer string rates and suspension bushings for improved cornering response.

The Camaro Z/28 features 19-inch diameter wheels and tires, which reduce unsprung weight by 42 pounds (19 kilograms) per car compared to the 20-inch wheels standard on Camaro SS and ZL1. In addition, the smaller diameter wheels lower the center of gravity by 33 millimeters, further improving handling.

At all four corners, the lightweight, forged aluminum wheels are wrapped in massive 305/30ZR19 tires. This is the first production application of ultra-high performance Pirelli PZero Trofeo R tires, and believed to be the widest front tire on any production car.

To fully exploit the grip of the Pirelli tires, the Camaro Z/28 also features Brembo Carbon Ceramic Matrix™ rotors and fixed, monoblock calipers. The large 394 x 36 mm front rotors are paired with six-piston calipers, while the 390 x 32 mm rear rotors are paired four-piston calipers. Compared to similar-size, two-piece steel rotors, the lightweight carbon discs save 28 pounds (12.5 kilograms) per car.

The combination of tire grip and braking power enable the Camaro Z/28 to achieve up to 1.5 g in deceleration. With standard front brake cooling ducts, the Z/28 is also capable of continuous track use unmatched brake feel, lap after lap.

“What makes the Z/28 so addictive is it inspires confidence through every section on the track,” said Stielow. “The incredible, balanced performance helps you carry much more speed through every corner: the brakes are so good you can adjust your braking points later and later; the grip and suspension damping allows you to carry more speed through the apex; and then the limited slip allows you to make the most of the LS7 as you power out of the corner.”

Extensive lightweighting saved 300 pounds over the Camaro ZL1

To optimize the track performance of the Camaro Z/28, the engineering team subjected it to an intensive lightweighting program, saving 100 pounds (45 kilograms) compared to the naturally aspirated Camaro SS and 300 pounds (136 kilograms) to the supercharged Camaro ZL1.

“We looked at every subsystem for opportunities to save weight,” said Oppenheiser. “Our goal was to get rid of everything that didn’t make the car faster, and keep only what was required by law. For example, we wanted to eliminate the audio system completely, but we had to keep a single speaker for the seat-belt chime to meet safety requirements.”

Other examples of weight savings include:

Eliminated the tire-inflator kit, except for Rhode Island and New Hampshire, where it is required by law
Removed interior sound deadener, and carpeting from the trunk
Replaced the standard LN4 battery with a smaller, lightweight, LN3 battery
Specified thinner, 3.2-mm glass for the rear window, compared to 3.5-mm glass on the standard Camaro
HID headlamps and foglights are not available
Air conditioning is only available as a stand-alone option

“The team was so fanatical about saving weight, we even stripped the unused wiring out of the harness when we eliminated the fog lights, speakers, and air conditioning,” said Oppenheiser. “Every ounce saved contributed to making this the most track-capable Camaro we have ever built, and a worthy successor to the Z/28 name.”"


I personally think it looks BETTER than the C7 :cert:

[DukeAllen]

I agree the '14 'maro is better looking, but I'd take your old 3rd gen anyday. :thumbs:

[DukeAllen]

I wonder if sweets made it out alive
http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0041/Pu1g840095.jpg

[C4fan]

Now GM is talking :seasix:

2014 - Z28 (http://media.gm.com/media/us/en/gm/news.detail.html/content/Pages/news/us/en/2013/Mar/nyas/27mar-chevrolet/0327-2014-camaro-z28.html)

My Z was a GREAT CAR :cert:

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Z28/PLRXZ283.jpg


I personally think it looks BETTER than the C7 :cert:

Way better than our 6 banger 'Slomaro'. Don't get me wrong I really like the car but it was ultimately bought for the wife and I'll never be totally satisfied with the V6. Even with 312 hp. Ironically, I had an '84 Z28 that was incredible and the wife totaled it (not her fault).

[RedLS1GTO]

Always had a soft spot for the 3rd gen Camaros. I had an 88 RS but have always wanted an IROC.

[mike100]

Damnit Pete, I'm gonna have to scan my old kodaks of my 92 Z28 (1LE). Probably gonna have to sort thru pics of my ex that i don't wanna see- but a red 91-92 3rd gen is pretty much as good as it gets outside of the 69 Camaro for looks.

[C4fan]

Damnit Pete, I'm gonna have to scan my old kodaks of my 92 Z28 (1LE). Probably gonna have to sort thru pics of my ex that i don't wanna see- but a red 91-92 3rd gen is pretty much as good as it gets outside of the 69 Camaro for looks.

I just got through saying the same thing.:yesnod: I've wanted to do it a couple of times before just can't seem to commit the time.

[DukeAllen]

Now we're all going to be hunting up old Camaro pics. I had a V6 85 and a 305 87 sport coupe (Loaded, 5 speed, t-tops, rally wheels, all the goodies short of being a Z). The 87 was red and my sis in law called it the little red whore wagon :D
I miss the hell out of them.

[WW7]

Mike, You have pictures of your ex???:confused5:

I have an open offer to anybody, I pay $10,000 for any picture of my ex-wife anyone finds in my house or in any property on my name.The Camaro was always my car until the 86 Vette Convertible came out. The IROC could compete against that hard-on. I could not afford a C4 in 1993, so I bought the Z28 for $15,000 new. I will always remember the first car I raced, and got my ass handed to me twice on the same race.

It was on a weekday at the old Long Beach 1/4 drag. I lost by few cars, but it was an awesome race.

Pete, Im sure you have an everlasting image of her in your mind that you can never get rid of .....But I guess that doesn't count....:D..I know there are a few I would like to forget forever, but they pop into my mind every now and then.....:banghead:.....WW

[DukeAllen]

I don't need to name names for this one...
http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/49423-my-new-thai-girlfriend.html
:rofl:

[nutz4c4]

Mike, You have pictures of your ex???:confused5:

I have an open offer to anybody, I pay $10,000 for any picture of my ex-wife anyone finds in my house or in any property on my name.

The Camaro was always my car until the 86 Vette Convertible came out. The IROC could compete against that hard-on. I could not afford a C4 in 1993, so I bought the Z28 for $15,000 new. I will always remember the first car I raced, and got my ass handed to me twice on the same race.

It was on a weekday at the old Long Beach 1/4 drag. I lost by few cars, but it was an awesome race.

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http://vintagecarsandsuch.com/87BuickGrandNational2.JPG

Yep... The GN's nickname was "Heartbreaker"... It sure pissed off alot of people..gettin' beat up by a V6..:D

[WW7]

Yep... The GN's nickname was "Heartbreaker"... It sure pissed off alot of people..gettin' beat up by a V6..:D

I always liked the Grand Nationals but could never come up with the money for one.. Seems the kids always needed things like shoes, clothes, and food, if they could have just eaten 2 meals a day instead of 3, maybe I could have swung a GN ...:leaving:...WW

[mike100]

Ok- here's my 92 1LE. Notice the fog light delete for brake ducts or additional radiator cooling. Probably put together a post about it in Off Topic along with my 69 RS.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c265/mschrameck/Camaros/SCAN0003_zpsc76c495a.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c265/mschrameck/Camaros/SCAN0004_zps64321079.jpg

[DukeAllen]

Ok- here's my 92 1LE. Notice the fog light delete for brake ducts or additional radiator cooling. Probably put together a post about it in Off Topic along with my 69 RS.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c265/mschrameck/Camaros/SCAN0003_zpsc76c495a.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c265/mschrameck/Camaros/SCAN0004_zps64321079.jpg

Very hot. Any details on that 2ndgen f-bird in the background?

[PLRX]

Cool car Mike. :seasix:

I've never seen a 91~92 Z28 without fog lights.

Hey mine was a 25th Anniversary HP and came without the damn racing stripes. I almost got them done once in a paint shop next to the Angels stadium, got a quote, and never returned.:leaving:

[mike100]

Cool car Mike. :seasix:

I've never seen a 91~92 Z28 without fog lights.

Hey mine was a 25th Anniversary HP and came without the damn racing stripes. I almost got them done once in a paint shop next to the Angels stadium, got a quote, and never returned.:leaving:

The Heritage Appearance Package was ...I don't remember exactly, but maybe a $400 option. Since I custom ordered that car as a 1LE (nobody stocked 1LE cars because they didn't have a/c), I had to individually select the options the car had. You didn't get a package- you got either nothing but the base interior with roll up windows, or you individually ordered the nicer bits.

It was $17k at invoice- which I was able to get easily. It was one of the last Ccamaros to be made in the Van Nuys plant before it moved to Canada. Took 5 weeks to get. payment was $290 a month and it really kicked my ass back in the day.

[mike100]

Very hot. Any details on that 2ndgen f-bird in the background?

77 Firebird Espirit. 4bbl 170hp blue 350 Chevy corporate block. 100k miles...new head gaskets, valve job, and rv cam courtesy of me. Wrecked about a year later, courtesy of some uninsured mexicans and my ex GF.

[PLRX]

$290 a month

:rofl:

Mine was $278, and also kicked my butt. Those days were the Clinton days, and our basic pay was worthless.

[DukeAllen]

Happy Easter you fargin bastiches :lol:
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o243/mys2k/DSC_0010.jpg

[WW7]

Don't say I didn't give you guys a card this year..:D...WW
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc281/rkfee/HappyEaster09754_zps7e218b84.jpg

[PLRX]

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/COOL/Alien/Easter1-1.gif


Easter in Antarctica (http://www.wimp.com/antarcticaweather/)

[Frizlefrak]

http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/print/2011/4/cologne_zoo_easter_crocodile.jpg

[Wathen1955]

Happy easter fellas

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/sexy-easter-bunny-babe-bonanaza-2013-3.jpg

[DukeAllen]

Happy easter fellas

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/sexy-easter-bunny-babe-bonanaza-2013-3.jpg

Can I crack that bunny's eggs?:D

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/NorthKorea_zps706a6f90.jpg

Does the Pentagon know about this?

[WW7]

http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/NorthKorea_zps706a6f90.jpg

Does the Pentagon know about this?

If you look closely you can see that they are "Obama buttons" from the last election...:D..WW

[PLRX]

If you look closely you can see that they are "Obama buttons" from the last election...:D..WW

I knew it.

Funny, If the President was a Republican, this North Korea's theatrical would have never happened.

[DukeAllen]

I knew it.

Funny, If the President was a Republican, this North Korea's theatrical would have never happened.

:iagree: x1000

This is why I wouldn't vote for a woman. Pussies are no good as leaders:rofl:

[Wathen1955]

http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/NorthKorea_zps706a6f90.jpg

Does the Pentagon know about this?:rofl:

[PLRX]

The 2013 version of Hokie

Saw a ghost tonight - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-general-discussion/3246018-saw-a-ghost-tonight.html)

[DukeAllen]

The 2013 version of Hokie

Saw a ghost tonight - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-general-discussion/3246018-saw-a-ghost-tonight.html)

I never make fun of the mentally ill.:D

[C4fan]

I never make fun of the mentally ill.:D

And all this time I thought you really fit right in here.:D

[DukeAllen]

And all this time I thought you really fit right in here.:D

Hey hey hey...we ARE mentally ill.

And I lie a lot:rofl:

[C4fan]

Hey hey hey...we ARE mentally ill.

And I lie a lot:rofl:

It's the sarcasm, I just get so confused.:rofl:

[DukeAllen]

I think he's still partying hard
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2487258880/hC443908E/

http://content.pyzam.com/graphics/alcohol/MJZ1326.gif

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

THESE are the bureaucratic assholes making laws concerning things they know NOTHING about!

CO Democrat Doesn't Understand High-Capacity Magazines Can Be Reloaded | RealClearPolitics (http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/04/03/co_democrat_doesnt_understand_high-capacity_magazines_can_be_reloaded.html)

Rep. Diana DeGette (D-CO): "I will tell you these are ammunition, they’re bullets, so the people who have those now they’re going to shoot them, so if you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won’t be any more available." (April 2, 2013, Denver Post forum)

[DukeAllen]

See that D after her name? It stands for dumbass liberal.

[WW7]

I'll bet half of the dummys that vote on banning this stuff don't know anything about it..As far as restricting magazine capacity. I can reload a magazine into my AR-15 in less then 2 seconds, so how much would that really slow someone down ...If someone really wants to kill, there not going to stop them no matter what they take away from them or ban them from getting...There are just to many ways to kill people, give me a gallon of gas and I can kill way more people then I could with a gun, in less time....WW

[RedLS1GTO]

Brake pad suggestions - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-general-discussion/3246493-brake-pad-suggestions.html)

I should really know better by now... :banghead:

[WW7]

Brake pad suggestions - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-general-discussion/3246493-brake-pad-suggestions.html)

I should really know better by now... :banghead:

Bryan,
Let me be the first one to tell you that (TOM400CFI) is a complete, total, azzhole who thinks he knows everything about everything.... More people on the CF have had arguments with him than with any other member on the forum.. I even had a throw down with him, and you guys know what a wonderful, easy going person I am :rofl:.. He is the only person I have ever had to put on my "blocked list" over at the CF, and he was on it until a short while ago...Looks like he's off his meds again and arguing with anyone he thinks makes him look stupid , ( which is mostly everyone), maybe it's time to put him back on my blocked list...Bryan, just ignore him, and next time you'll know better then to ever reply to anything he posts..We all make a mistake like that once in awhile... He really is a douchbag.....:D...WW

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Wow! What a read! You did well, Bryan. Good explanations. Even I could follow most of it. My best take on that encyclopedic exchange was the concept of a set of rotors/pad for daily and a separate set for AutoX. The OP picked up on that idea too, which wins the thread.

I used to enjoy Tom's posts in the past but he's changed...

[WW7]

Wow! What a read! You did well, Bryan. Good explanations. Even I could follow most of it. My best take on that encyclopedic exchange was the concept of a set of rotors/pad for daily and a separate set for AutoX. The OP picked up on that idea too, which wins the thread.

I used to enjoy Tom's posts in the past but he's changed...

Yeah Bunky, now he's even a bigger azzhole then he use to be....:leaving:..WW

[RedLS1GTO]

The OP picked up on that idea too, which wins the thread.

I talked with him extensively via PM. He's good to go, and did it all well within his budget. Imagine that.

[DukeAllen]

Brake pad suggestions - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-general-discussion/3246493-brake-pad-suggestions.html)

I should really know better by now... :banghead:

fukc me if that wasn't a long read. Just take a deep breath, picture him head down in a pile of dog shit, and move on.:D

[nutz4c4]

Bryan...Making some Meds suggestions to the douche rocket would havebeen pretty funny...:cert:

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Bryan...Making some Meds suggestions to the douche rocket would havebeen pretty funny...:cert:


And there's always.....

http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/stoolsoftener.jpg

[DukeAllen]

More like
http://www.wekenshop.com/images/44726.jpg

[WW7]

Well , looks like Bryan and Tom are still going at it over on the CF..I couldn't argue with anyone for that long , the top of my head would blow off....:faint:...I can't believe the thread hasn't been locked yet, HP must be busy with something else tonight....:D..WW

PS..It's so much nicer and quieter over here....:leaving: ,It's nice to have this place to escape to...

[DukeAllen]

PS..It's so much nicer and quieter over here....:leaving: ,It's nice to have this place to escape to...

But then you sober up and wonder why you hang out with these crazy bastards.:rofl:

Well , looks like Bryan and Tom are still going at it over on the CF..I couldn't argue with anyone for that long , the top of my head would blow off....

Yeah. I'd get to a point where I'd just say FUKC YOU and find something better to do with my time.:seasix:

[RedLS1GTO]

At this point it is just funny.

I'll talk about the actual subject all day long... the other bullshit is irrelevant. It takes a lot more than some insignificant guy on the internet disagreeing with me about brake pads to actually raise the blood pressure.


I'm stuck in a hotel room on a trip for work. It is raining and nasty outside, and there isn't shit on the TV... cut me some slack. Saying "f*ck you" is way too easy. I have absolutely nothing better to do at the moment and it is entertaining to see what anal leakage will be posted next.

[DukeAllen]

Sweets in Mexican jail!
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5QHN6U_N3YHykblYv6jiaAMQQmEv56hRD1F5RpnJqxqy6waPD
He got a message out:
"Jesus loves you."
A nice gesture in church.
A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

[DukeAllen]

At this point it is just funny.

I'll talk about the actual subject all day long... the other bullshit is irrelevant. It takes a lot more than some insignificant guy on the internet disagreeing with me about brake pads to actually raise the blood pressure.


I'm stuck in a hotel room on a trip for work. It is raining and nasty outside, and there isn't shit on the TV... cut me some slack.

Can't afford the porn channel?:lol:

[RedLS1GTO]

Can't afford the porn channel?:lol:

It's on a company card... HR might raise a flag on that one. :D

[DukeAllen]

It's on a company card... HR might raise a flag on that one. :D

Company laptop too?:D

[DukeAllen]

Pity post :lol:
http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads8/Blonde_in_light_blue_bikini.jpeg

[WW7]

A couple more pics like that and he's probably going to get the porn channel even if it means his job....:dance:..WW

[RedLS1GTO]

Company laptop too?:D

:rofl:

Personal iPad

[WW7]

Hey Bryan, do they have a pool where your staying???..WW

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc281/rkfee/girls-500-15_zps6513f0c1.jpg

[DukeAllen]

That pool is the only time she can stand up straight.

[Frizlefrak]

fukc me if that wasn't a long read. Just take a deep breath, picture him head down in a pile of dog shit, and move on.:D

I'd be happy to supply the raw material. :yesnod: :rofl:

Pity post :lol:
http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads8/Blonde_in_light_blue_bikini.jpeg

Holy shitballs!!.....it's high noon on my sundial. :hump:

[C4fan]

Have I told you guys lately how much I love this forum.:rofl:

[Black95]

I think I found religion on this thread!!!

http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/religion.jpg

:dance:

[RedLS1GTO]

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/COOL/RedLS1GTORacingBrakes.jpg


Consider this your warning Pete. :thehandle:


Asshole. :rofl:

[DukeAllen]

Another wax thread.
Keeping Your C4 Immaculate - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-general-discussion/3247930-keeping-your-c4-immaculate.html)
Want to know how to keep your C4 immaculate? Don't fukc it!

[Black95]

Another wax thread.
Keeping Your C4 Immaculate - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-general-discussion/3247930-keeping-your-c4-immaculate.html)
Want to know how to keep your C4 immaculate? Don't fukc it!

I didn't see your reply anyplace on that thread!!!
:rofl:

[DukeAllen]

You won't :lol:

[Frizlefrak]

If I had a place to keep it (indoors) I'd seriously consider going to look at this one....

1989 corvette (http://elpaso.en.craigslist.org/cto/3570641330.html)

[Black95]

If I had a place to keep it (indoors) I'd seriously consider going to look at this one....

1989 corvette (http://elpaso.en.craigslist.org/cto/3570641330.html)

Nice looking car. You have good taste!
Don't know about your hearing though?
:rofl:

[Black95]

That pool is the only time she can stand up straight.

I think the CO2 cartridges went off in her life preserver prematurely!!!
:cert:

[DukeAllen]

If I had a place to keep it (indoors) I'd seriously consider going to look at this one....

1989 corvette (http://elpaso.en.craigslist.org/cto/3570641330.html)

It is sweet. I always wanted a C4 vert in either drm or black. Wonder if it needs anything past the rear window?

Go for it. If the wife makes you sleep outside, sleep on the luggage rack. It's warm enough in tejas and not like your feet will hang over...:lol:

[nutz4c4]

If I had a place to keep it (indoors) I'd seriously consider going to look at this one....

1989 corvette (http://elpaso.en.craigslist.org/cto/3570641330.html)

Looks like it needs a top

[Frizlefrak]

Looks like it needs a top

Why?

{coming from someone who lives in Texas.....} :D :D

[Taurus]

:leaving:

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/81vette4me/vive-france-france-demotivational-posters-1365211950_zps476b242a.jpg

[nutz4c4]

Why?

{coming from someone who lives in Texas.....} :D :D

To keep the The A/C inside..:D

[Frizlefrak]

Ever heard of duct tape? :rofl:

[Frizlefrak]

95 engine trouble - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-general-discussion/3247887-95-engine-trouble.html)

:rofl: :rofl:

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

This seeker of truth never did give a straight answer if he pulled codes..wants answers but no involvement..

[Frizlefrak]

And he's NOT going to follow anyone's advice....he wants to guess and arrive at an exact, immediate, easy answer. The butt hurt is just oozing out of him.... :rofl:

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

And he's NOT going to follow anyone's advice....he wants to guess and arrive at an exact, immediate, easy answer. The butt hurt is just oozing out of him.... :rofl:


http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/Yoda_b_zps98805196.jpg

Mmmm, the Butt Hurt is strong in this one...:rofl:

[DukeAllen]

I think he was hoping someone would offer to come over and fix it gratis. :lolsmile:

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

I think he was hoping someone would offer to come over and fix it gratis. :lolsmile:

I think you're right. All these do-it-yourselfers just waiting to hop in and drive a few states over to make his day..:cert:

[Black95]

My 95 horn didn't sound right. I unplugged the right one and when I beeped it, is sounded good. I replugged it and unplugged the left one and it squeaked. Lead me to believe I needed to replace the right one. I did replace it and the horn sound like a real car now. Am I a Corvette Guru like you guys now??? Or should I have first asked you to solve it for me by saying my horn didn't sound right???

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Black95]

Ever heard of duct tape? :rofl:

And today they make so many colors and beautiful patterns for you to choose from.
:hurray:

[WW7]

My 95 horn didn't sound right. I unplugged the right one and when I beeped it, is sounded good. I replugged it and unplugged the left one and it squeaked. Lead me to believe I needed to replace the right one. I did replace it and the horn sound like a real car now. Am I a Corvette Guru like you guys now??? Or should I have first asked you to solve it for me by saying my horn didn't sound right???
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Before you can call yourself a real Guru, you will need to have use teach you about "What oil to use",, "What coolant to use" ,,"How to install floor mats" , "Which tires to buy" and last but not least,, "When and how to wave at other Corvettes".....Then you are well on your way to being a real Guru...:seasix:..WW

[Taurus]

Before you can call yourself a real Guru, you will need to have use teach you about "What oil to use",, "What coolant to use" ,,"How to install floor mats" , "Which tires to buy" and last but not least,, "When and how to wave at other Corvettes".....Then you are well on your way to being a real Guru...:seasix:..WW

Watch that floor mat thing, I got a nasty paper cut. These guys talked me through it though.:seasix:

[Black95]

Before you can call yourself a real Guru, you will need to have use teach you about "What oil to use",, "What coolant to use" ,,"How to install floor mats" , "Which tires to buy" and last but not least,, "When and how to wave at other Corvettes".....Then you are well on your way to being a real Guru...:seasix:..WW

Do I have to get some red brake caliper covers too???
:confused5:

[Taurus]

Finally done. I've spent the last 2 months remodeling a home down the street for my parents. As most of you know they have been having some health issues and it's time to get them back to SLC. I've been doing this house down the street 5 doors. It was a mess so I got it cheap. It's 2,400 sq ft, 5 bedrooms and three baths. I had to pull out the jetted tubs and do tile walk in showers, a first for me. Every wall, fixture, floor and just about everything else had to be changed or repaired. It has been taking almost all my time, now I just need to head to Phoenix next week and watch the moving truck pull away and put our collective backsides on a plane.

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/81vette4me/house4_zpse38a9b8b.jpg

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http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/81vette4me/house_zps1a314bfe.jpg

[DukeAllen]

Before you can call yourself a real Guru, you will need to have use teach you about "What oil to use",, "What coolant to use" ,,"How to install floor mats" , "Which tires to buy" and last but not least,, "When and how to wave at other Corvettes".....Then you are well on your way to being a real Guru...:seasix:..WW

Turn in your own guru card. You forgot to mention what wax to use and which octane gas.:slap:

[DukeAllen]

Finally done. I've spent the last 2 months remodeling a home down the street for my parents. As most of you know they have been having some health issues and it's time to get them back to SLC. I've been doing this house down the street 5 doors. It was a mess so I got it cheap. It's 2,400 sq ft, 5 bedrooms and three baths. I had to pull out the jetted tubs and do tile walk in showers, a first for me. Every wall, fixture, floor and just about everything else had to be changed or repaired. It has been taking almost all my time, now I just need to head to Phoenix next week and watch the moving truck pull away and put our collective backsides on a plane.


Good on you for doing that for them:seasix:
I just wish you were my son:lol:

[jda67gta]

Well Done, Taurus...:seasix:

[Frizlefrak]

House came out nice Jon :cert:

[Taurus]

House came out nice Jon :cert:

Thx, it was tough under the circumstances.

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Good on you for doing that for them:seasix:
I just wish you were my son:lol:

:iagree:

A lot of work and it looks wonderful! You're a good son, Jon!:seasix:

[WW7]

Great job Jon.. Looks like a new house now..Your parents will be proud...:seasix:...WW

[C4fan]

Great thing you did (and are doing) Jon. House looks very nice, they should be comfortable there and are lucky to be so close. My dad would never move and will not travel any more. I send him some money every month because I know he's on a budget and I fly to see him once or twice a year but it feels like I should be there more.

[nutz4c4]

House came out nice Jon :cert:

:iagree:...:seasix:

[Sweet 90]

I do hereby proclaim TMT to be our very own Bob Vila:D
Nice job Jon:seasix:

[WW7]

Sweets your back....:dance: .. Sure missed you this time buddy, this place has gone to the dogs since you went south .....Glad to have you back, now everything feels in harmony again...:Sweet90:....:D...WW

PS..What took you so long , did you meet a little mexican babe down there??

[Sweet 90]

Sweets your back....:dance: .. Sure missed you this time buddy, this place has gone to the dogs since you went south .....Glad to have you back, now everything feels in harmony again...:Sweet90:....:D...WW

Well you know the old adage Wayne, "When the CAT'S away the DOG will play":D
I see you found it's a thankless and a full time job keeping our Texan canine in check along with all of the other miscreants that inhabit this place:rofl:

3 weeks of Sol, Las Playas, cervezas and Tequilla. You need no longer to ask why:D

[RedLS1GTO]

House looks great Jon. :cheers:

[nutz4c4]

Well you know the old adage Wayne, "When the CAT'S away the DOG will play":D
I see you found it's a thankless and a full time job keeping our Texan canine in check along with all of the other miscreants that inhabit this place:rofl:

3 weeks of Sol, Las Playas, cervezas and Tequilla. You need no longer to ask why:D

I didn't know The Betty Ford Clinic had interweb..:leaving:

[Sweet 90]

I didn't know The Betty Ford Clinic had interweb..:leaving:
Al Gore was there. Didn't he invent the internet?:D

[nutz4c4]

Al Gore was there. Didn't he invent the internet?:D

AHHH...Why Yes..Yes he did..:D

[DukeAllen]

Liar! It was a VD clinic. We see that huge sore on your lip in your pic...
:leaving:

[Sweet 90]

Liar! It was a VD clinic. We see that huge sore on your lip in your pic...
:leaving:

I was in Mexico, not Pennsylvania :D

[DukeAllen]

I was in Mexico, not Pennsylvania :D

You just get mad realizing I won't kiss you even when you clear up. And no mustache rides either!:D

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Welcome back, Sweets!!! Did you get a tan? :cert:

Meanwhile,

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident.

He became very depressed because he loved to play golf.

One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels.

He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.
He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life.

He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of his arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again.

He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

He said, "I'm NOT happy. My balls itch."

Heart-warming stories like this just makes one want to cry.

[Black95]

He said, "I'm NOT happy. My balls itch."


http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/golf%20balls.bmp
:dance:

[WW7]

Heart-warming stories like this just makes one want to cry.

Or maybe scratch there balls...:rofl:....WW

[Taurus]

I do hereby proclaim TMT to be our very own Bob Vila:D
Nice job Jon:seasix:

Thanks, I was thinking about becoming a Union Carpenter, even wrote a new line to the "If I were a carpenter" song.

If I were a carpenter, I'd blow my brains out

I could be as cool as Joe Urinestream:seasix::seasix:

Now the hard part, seeing how they react when the movers pack everything that's been in it's place since 1979 and put it in a truck. Then to see them look back at their empty home, it will be tough. Don't get me wrong, they are happy to be coming here but it's taking them away from where they've lived since they were in their 40's.

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

That's a pretty good conclusion you've come to, Jon. It's a big change and your prescence so close by will be important for them. Don't underestimate your value as they acclimate themselves to the change.

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival
they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. St. Peter
tells them that they are all welcome to play the course, but he cautions
them that there is only one rule: "Don't hit the ducks." The men all have
blank expressions, and finally one of them asks "The ducks?"
"Yes", St. Peter replies, "There are millions of ducks walking around the
course and if one gets hit, he squawks then the one next to him squawks and
soon they're all squawkin to beat the band, and it really breaks the
tranquility. If you hit the ducks, you'll be punished, otherwise everything
is yours to enjoy."

After entering the course, the men noted that there was indeed a gaggle of
ducks everywhere.
Within fifteen minutes, one of the guys hit one of them. The duck squawked,
the one next to it squawked and soon there was a deafening roar of duck
quacks.

St. Peter walked up with an extremely homely woman in tow and asked "Who hit
the duck?"

The one who had done it admitted "I did."

Immediately, St. Peter pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the man's
right hand to the homely woman's left hand. "I told you not to hit the
ducks," he said.

"Now you'll be handcuffed together for eternity."

The other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but a couple of
weeks later, one of them accidentally did. The quacks were as deafening as
before and within minutes St. Peter walked up with an even uglier woman than
before. St. Peter determined which one had hit the duck by the fear in his
face, and cuffed the man's right hand to the ugly woman's left hand.

"I told you not to hit the ducks", he said. "Now you'll be handcuffed
together for eternity."

The third man was extremely careful. Some days he wouldn't even move for
fear of even nudging a duck. After three months of this he still hadn't hit
a duck. St. Peter walked up to the man at the end of the three months and
had with him a knock-out gorgeous woman, the most beautiful woman the man
had ever seen. St. Peter smiled to the man and then, without a word,
handcuffed him to the beautiful woman and walked off.

The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for eternity, let
out a sigh and said "What have I done to deserve this?"

The woman responded "I don't know about you, but I hit a duck."

[Frizlefrak]

Now the hard part, seeing how they react when the movers pack everything that's been in it's place since 1979 and put it in a truck. Then to see them look back at their empty home, it will be tough. Don't get me wrong, they are happy to be coming here but it's taking them away from where they've lived since they were in their 40's.

Jon....in 2007, we had to move my mom from her home on 4 acres in the Lincoln National Forest near Ruidoso, NM to El Paso. She lived in the county...nearest neighbors a city block away....getting old and starting to fall a lot....you get the picture. She hated it, but she understood why....and at least now she's 5 miles away and I can keep an eye on her.

In a weird piece of irony, the Little Bear Fire of 2012 burned 45,000 acres near where she lived. We went back after expecting to find her place in ruins and the forest destroyed. Her neighbors houses were all piles of charred rubble....but her place is still standing....and most of her trees are still green. The fire stopped AT HER DRIVEWAY. :eek:

Best wishes as your folks make the transition. I'm glad they have you to rely on. :cert:

[Taurus]

Thanks much:seasix:

I am looking forward to having them close so I can be a help to them. They have my Air Force son in Phoenix but he could get reassigned at anytime. They don't need much help, they are both still very sharp, but they are in their 80s and can only do so much.

Another upside, they have an extra space in the garage for some one to store a vehicle. Won't be empty long:D

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/LilKim_zpsf8070839.jpg

[RedLS1GTO]

will c7 be the corvette that finally is on par with the c4 ? - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-general-discussion/3252086-will-c7-be-the-corvette-that-finally-is-on-par-with-the-c4.html)

Special. Just... special.

[Sweet 90]

will c7 be the corvette that finally is on par with the c4 ? - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-general-discussion/3252086-will-c7-be-the-corvette-that-finally-is-on-par-with-the-c4.html)

Special. Just... special.
Damn Bryan, don't you know the C4 was/is the best Corvette generation ever made.:D
CF C4 Gen is being over run by idiots. Not only the nOObs, but even long term members seem to be losing their minds:yesnod:

[WW7]

And there's our boy Tom400CFI with his smart azz remarks right in everyones face again.. I really can't stand that dumb azz...:issues:..I shouldn't be talking about him though, he may have friends on here and I don't want to pizz anyone off...:D..WW

[Sweet 90]

And there's our boy Tom400CFI with his smart azz remarks right in everyones face again.. I really can't stand that dumb azz...:issues:..WW
:iagree: 100%
Don't worry Wayne, the resident lurker/trolls have already pm'd him, telling him how much we love him:D

[WW7]

:iagree: 100%
Don't worry Wayne, the resident lurker/trolls have already pm'd him, telling him how much we love him:D

I don't know why he can't just make normal comments like most people do.. He always has to come off with that arrogant sarcasm instead, and you know we have trouble understanding sarcasm.....:leaving:. WW

[RedLS1GTO]

:iagree: 100%
Don't worry Wayne, the resident lurker/trolls have already pm'd him, telling him how much we love him:D


Well in that case,

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc147/saceal/middle3.gif

He always has to come off with that arrogant sarcasm instead

I'm not sure whether he thinks he actually knows more than everybody else, if he's trying to be funny, or what the reason is... but it all adds up to him just being a colossal douche. Arrogance has it's place, but only when you actually know what the hell you are talking about. Arrogance and ignorance is a bad combination.



It's nice that his latest trend is apparently replying to every post I make with his insessant, ignorant bullsh*t.

But...but...but... I brought my C6 to a track!

F*cking idiot.

How's that for charm?

[C4fan]

Well in that case,

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc147/saceal/middle3.gif



I'm not sure whether he thinks he actually knows more than everybody else, if he's trying to be funny, or what the reason is... but it all adds up to him just being a colossal douche. Arrogance has it's place, but only when you actually know what the hell you are talking about. Arrogance and ignorance is a bad combination.

It's nice that his latest trend is apparently replying to every post I make with his insessant, ignorant bullsh*t.

But...but...but... I brought my C6 to a track!

F*cking idiot.

How's that for charm?

You just hit the nail on the head. When I first came to the CF, and started to learn, I thought it was my duty to post up suggestions and reply to pleas for help. But I learned that I was just too ignorant to give advice and quit. I would rather admit my lack of experience/knowlegde and stay quiet then to post up a bunch of bullsh_t. Oh, I still comment every once in a while but I try to avoid showing my ass like some of those idiots.

[RedLS1GTO]

You just hit the nail on the head. When I first came to the CF, and started to learn, I thought it was my duty to post up suggestions and reply to pleas for help. But I learned that I was just too ignorant to give advice and quit. I would rather admit my lack of experience/knowlegde and stay quiet then to post up a bunch of bullsh_t. Oh, I still comment every once in a while but I try to avoid showing my ass like some of those idiots.

There are a lot of things I know about these cars and a whole hell of a lot of things that I don't know. Generally, if it is the latter, I keep my mouth shut.

I have learned a great deal of what I do know from these forums. Nothing is more detrimental than somebody who THINKS they know something and is in reality handing out bad advice.

Or better yet, someone who offers NO advice and instead tools around like a jackwad turning everything into an argument and derailing the thread all together.


Of course when it comes to a "C4 is the bestest car EVAR!!!" thread, it's probably best to just kill it instantly.

[Wathen1955]

I'm thinking the main problem with your C6 was the person behind the wheel.:lolsmile:

Yeah I can't stand Tom either (if that is his real name which I don't really care either).

[PLRX]

"C4 is the bestest car EVAR!!!"

I love to look forward your posts when those are generated.:rofl:

looks somebody got a vacation over there. Not sure what happened, I was gone for 2 days. Cliff notes please

Desert tortoises at Red Rock Canyon - YouTube

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[Sweet 90]

Hey Pete, did you meet Rick or Chum Lee?:D

[PLRX]

Hey Pete, did you meet Rick or Chum Lee?:D

No, they are on vacation. I spoke to the girl on the counter, asked few questions and this is the summary of all of them.

They kicked everybody out when they are filming. I asked her if it staged, and she said no. :leaving:

[Frizlefrak]

Of course when it comes to a "C4 is the bestest car EVAR!!!" thread, it's probably best to just kill it instantly.

:iagree:

I have a feeling the Butt-Hurt-O-Meter is going to make an appearance in that thread. :yesnod:

[Sweet 90]

:iagree:

I have a feeling the Butt-Hurt-O-Meter is going to make an appearance in that thread. :yesnod:

Damn we think alike...........................scary no:D

[DukeAllen]

Damn we think alike...........................scary no:D

It's scary as shit. I'm just glad you two don't work for North Korea.
:D

When I first came to the CF, and started to learn, I thought it was my duty to post up suggestions and reply to pleas for help. But I learned that I was just too ignorant to give advice and quit. I would rather admit my lack of experience/knowlegde and stay quiet then to post up a bunch of bullsh_t. Oh, I still comment every once in a while but I try to avoid showing my ass like some of those idiots.
:iagree: Exactly how I feel. Most of you guys know way more than I ever will.
About vettes...you degenerates:rofl:

[RedLS1GTO]

Really?? Banned for that?? :rofl:

Well, at least I didn't get banned this time for a truthful negative review about 1 of their pathetic vendors.


For future reference... if I was being "hostile" you would f**king know it. :rolleyes:

[PLRX]

The vendors there think they are some kind of god. Some ass hole there posted my fog lights to advertise his company. I posted an accurate statement, and it was deleted. Few years ago there was another ass hole selling ebay microfiber towels in the CF at a 200% mark-up. I called him out, posted the item's link, the post got deleted, and got a warning.

I'm surprised I never got a warning on my Magnaflow experience(s).

Speaking of clowns: Most viewed video - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-general-discussion/3252616-most-viewed-video.html)


My LT4 rebuild video has over 19,600 views. I should get all my infractions deleted for that accomplishment. :spdchk:

LT4 Rebuild - YouTube

[Sweet 90]

WTF?? Son of a bitch!!
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/fb0ff7d964fe869574548357647a9015_zpse6a7293b.jpg

[RedLS1GTO]

I have had 3 wonderful vendor experiences at corvetteforum.

1st, a wheel company, 360 Forged now known as Forged Distributing ripped me off for thousands of dollars in what amounted to nothing more than a low life scum of a pyramid scheme. Of course when they changed their name, with the same assf*ck of an owner that should be in jail, the corvetteforum let them right back in. If anybody by chance happens upon this post, I will gladly share my experience and hopefully save you the trouble of being ripped off. Of course with my threads and warnings deleted, there were another 8 corvette forum members ripped off for thousands of dollars each because they didn't know what they were getting into.

Next came CARBOTECH. Yes, the brake pad company. I had a set of their pads that was flat out terrible and destroyed a brand new set of rotors in a single day. I made a thread as a legitimate question as to what happened. The Carboshit vendor complained that my thread was hurting business so I was banned and my thread deleted. The answer that I received via PM from Carbotech was that I should buy another set of pads, at full price of course, and see if it happened again. Oh, and they also wanted me to send the first set to them so they could investigate... AT MY EXPENSE.

The final vendor post that got me banned was for a vendor now out of business so apparently I wasn't the only one.

Hell, I sent both a moderator as well as an admin over there a message recently about a vendor that was blatantly breaking international trade regulations and evading tariffs by flat out lying on their documentation. The response from the moderator: Tell the admin. The response from the admin: Crickets.

But hey, as long as they send you payment, who cares about your members... right Internet Brands?? You f*cking f*cks.

THAT is me being hostile.

[RedLS1GTO]

WTF?? Son of a bitch!!
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/fb0ff7d964fe869574548357647a9015_zpse6a7293b.jpg



Same result for me...

[DukeAllen]

Same result for me...

Works for me:seasix:

[Frizlefrak]

will c7 be the corvette that finally is on par with the c4 ? - Page 4 - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-general-discussion/3252086-will-c7-be-the-corvette-that-finally-is-on-par-with-the-c4-4.html#post1583628245)

The Meter has pegged. :yesnod:

[Frizlefrak]

But hey, as long as they send you payment, who cares about your members... right Internet Brands?? You f*cking f*cks.

THAT is me being hostile.

:iagree: When Troy owned the forum a dozen years ago, that shit wouldn't have flown. IB is all about the $$$. Bunch of bean counting corporate cost monsters.

[nutz4c4]

:seasix:...Very Cool Pete...:seasix:

[Black95]

Damn we think alike...........................scary no:D

http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/cat-dog.JPG

.........scary
yes!

:rofl:

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

That was outstanding!!! You have a real gift for video editing! Great shots all the way through the build, Pete!:cert:

Isn't Plastigage amazing? I remember my first rebuild over 50 yrs ago and it's still unchanged..can't argue with success.

[RedLS1GTO]

looks somebody got a vacation over there. Not sure what happened, I was gone for 2 days. Cliff notes please

This should sum it up...

Dear RedLS1GTO,

You have received an infraction at Corvette Forum.

Reason: Hostility, Personal attacks, Online conflicts
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Personal attacks/hostility toward others - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/forum-guidelines-and-rules/1118172-personal-attacks-hostility-toward-others.html)
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This infraction is worth 5 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
will c7 be the corvette that finally is on par with the c4 ? - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-general-discussion/3252086-will-c7-be-the-corvette-that-finally-is-on-par-with-the-c4.html#post1583620167)
THIS GUY (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c6-tech-performance/1755134-c6-lv8-throttle-response-delay.html) must be a waste of bandwidth too.

Him too? (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/1564840981-post10.html)



Since reading comprehension is obviously not your strong suit, let me try to clarify just a bit. It is not that you think the C6 is not responsive that makes you a waste of bandwidth. It is the incessant arrogant, self righteous, ignorant bullsh*t that you post that makes you a complete waste of bandwidth. Simple enough? :thumbs:

All the best,
Corvette Forum

What would be really funny is if he got asshurt enough that he actually reported it. He seems like the whiny little bitch type that would do it...

A 5 point infraction?!?! :willy: I just don't know what I would do if I wasn't able to access the single largest group of asshurt idiots on the planet. :ohnoes:

I guess I should have just called him a f*cking douche and been done with it... would have had the same result. :D

[nutz4c4]

This should sum it up...



What would be really funny is if he got asshurt enough that he actually reported it. He seems like the whiny little bitch type that would do it...

A 5 point infraction?!?! :willy: I just don't know what I would do if I wasn't able to access the single largest group of asshurt idiots on the planet. :ohnoes:

I guess I should have just called him a f*cking douche and been done with it... would have had the same result. :D

Definatly a douche rocket...

[RedLS1GTO]

Is he a C6 owner?

He had 1 apparently and bitches nonstop about how bad he thought it was compared to the C4.

I'm thinking the main problem with it was the guy behind the wheel.

[Black95]

Heart-warming stories like this just makes one want to cry.

Guy just finished having the hottest sex he ever had with this gorgeous blonde and they were sitting on the edge of the bed. As he was lighting up his cigarette he asked her, "Do you smoke after sex?"
She fluttered her eyelashes, gave him a side-long glance and replied, "I don't know, I never looked down there!"
:wow:

[RedLS1GTO]

Two years ago, there was something I could help, and sent the OP a PM.

I'm officially done actually trying to help people over there. If I see someone who is genuinely interested, I will send a PM. Otherwise, it just isn't worth it. It has been absolutely overrun with morons.

[Black95]

[/IMG]
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Corvette%20Runs/2013%20Road%20Trip/Red%20Rock%20Canyon%20April%202013/DSC01266.jpg

Thanks for the pictures of your Red Rock Canyon trip. I have got to get out there and see that sometime. I liked the sign above. They tried that in South Dakota on the Custer State Park wildlife loop and it didn't work. All our "asses" rebelled and stopped traffic and demanded food.

http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/Donkey1.JPG

http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/Donkey2.JPG

http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/Donkey3.JPG

:lol:

[DukeAllen]

:iagree::iagree::iagree:

I bet he drives like a pussie.

:iagree: Drives like one because he can't get one.:yesnod:

[Black95]

I feel closer to you guys all the time. I just got my first!
"Dear barondeau,

You have received a new private message at Corvette Forum from H P Bushrod, entitled "You have received an infraction at Corvette Forum"."

Then when I tried to check the forums, I got this message:
"You have been banned for the following reason:
Inappropriate Link

Date the ban will be lifted: 05-13-2013, 11:00 PM"

Now I know a little bit more about when you guys are talking about all the time. Now I will have to be a nice little boy, like my mama always wanted. Such harsh punishment, an me being just a nOOb.:slap:
:wflag:
:shots:

[WW7]

I feel closer to you guys all the time. I just got my first!
"Dear barondeau,

You have received a new private message at Corvette Forum from H P Bushrod, entitled "You have received an infraction at Corvette Forum"."

Then when I tried to check the forums, I got this message:
"You have been banned for the following reason:
Inappropriate Link

Date the ban will be lifted: 05-13-2013, 11:00 PM"

Now I know a little bit more about when you guys are talking about all the time. Now I will have to be a nice little boy, like my mama always wanted. Such harsh punishment, an me being just a nOOb.:slap:
:wflag:
:shots:

Damn Barondeau, I didn't know you were so Badazz...:seasix:...WW

[WW7]

http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/Donkey3.JPG:lol:

Nice Ass....:D...WW

[nutz4c4]

I feel closer to you guys all the time. I just got my first!
"Dear barondeau,

You have received a new private message at Corvette Forum from H P Bushrod, entitled "You have received an infraction at Corvette Forum"."

Then when I tried to check the forums, I got this message:
"You have been banned for the following reason:
Inappropriate Link

Date the ban will be lifted: 05-13-2013, 11:00 PM"

Now I know a little bit more about when you guys are talking about all the time. Now I will have to be a nice little boy, like my mama always wanted. Such harsh punishment, an me being just a nOOb.:slap:
:wflag:
:shots:

:seasix:...What a bunch of crap..:rofl:

[Black95]

Damn Barondeau, I didn't know you were so Badazz...:seasix:...WW

I didn't think the picture was that bad either. I think they are way tooooo sensitive there. I see why you guys (gals too) like the Barn! I don't think the Barn would bother with a little Bullshit! It is a barn after all. Here is the picture I posted after telling them I liked the C7 and to the complainers this picture was my answer.
http://abe.midco.net/barondeau1/Vettes/calculations.jpg

So this is what got me banned. Hope the Barn doesn't ban me now for posting the same thing!!!
:shots:

[Black95]

Nice Ass....:D...WW

Can wait to tell my wife that you like my Ass!
:rofl:

[Pete K]

I'm officially done actually trying to help people over there. If I see someone who is genuinely interested, I will send a PM. Otherwise, it just isn't worth it. It has been absolutely overrun with morons.

I have not logged on in well over a year. It took me a long time that 99% of the people looking for advice are:

1) Too ****in lazy to help themselves to the search feature.
2) Only looking for you to tell them how awesome they they are.

If I had a dollar for every member that bought a boatload of engine or trans parts, then asked for my buid up advice... I would be a "thousand-air".

Dr. Phil is what they need.

[RedLS1GTO]

I feel closer to you guys all the time. I just got my first!

Date the ban will be lifted: 05-13-2013

:eek: A month for that?? :rofl: (sorry to laugh at your ummm.... misfortune)

They don't like anything that has any "foul language" in it so it was simply the word bullshit that got you banned.

Let vendors screw members... but ban a member when they say anything not fit for preschool. Sounds like a great way to run a forum.

Also, don't post anything that could even be remotely considered as sexual in nature by Amish standards. I had this picture as my avatar... keep in mind it is a screen capture from a movie rated PG-13 (John Tucker Must Die) and got a month vacation for it.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2006_John_Tucker_Must_Die/006JMD_Brittany_Snow_101.jpg

[drmrman]

Hyjack *****************



God knows how many months its been since I posted at the other place.... Needless to say Im getting rid of a set of tires for my girlfriends father. I post the thread. And its shut down emmediately.....

PM

Quote:
Selling these (3) tires for a family member.

No, that's not allowed on the forum without prior approval from a forum administrator.


"Quote:
Selling Corvettes & their Parts

MEMBERS ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO LIST CARS AND PARTS THAT THEY PERSONALLY OWN.

>>>>> Listing cars and parts for family or friend will not be allowed without prior approval by an administrator.

http://forums.corvetteforum.com/foru...eir-parts.html

Send a PM to administrator savewave if you want to ask for approval to do this.

Jim"


SOOOOO LAME! The other place is soooooo dumb! I feel like everytime I post over there I break some sort of ridiculous rule....

[WW7]

:eek: A month for that?? :rofl: (sorry to laugh at your ummm.... misfortune)

They don't like anything that has any "foul language" in it so it was simply the word bullshit that got you banned.

Let vendors screw members... but ban a member when they say anything not fit for preschool. Sounds like a great way to run a forum.

Also, don't post anything that could even be remotely considered as sexual in nature by Amish standards. I had this picture as my avatar... keep in mind it is a screen capture from a movie rated PG-13 (John Tucker Must Die) and got a month vacation for it.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2006_John_Tucker_Must_Die/006JMD_Brittany_Snow_101.jpg

Well what did you expect to happen Bryan,,, I mean , you can see the top of her booby....:D...WW