Man invents an overly complicated Oreo separating machine

[JRD77VET]

This guy has entirely too much time on his hands :crazy:

Man invents an overly complicated Oreo separating machine. [VIDEO] (http://www.wimp.com/separatingmachine/)

[MEC5LADY]

He obviously needs to get laid.

[Aerovette]

He obviously needs to get laid.

He's working on a machine for that. :D

[Y2Kvert4me]

That's crazy. :lol:

[MEC5LADY]

He's working on a machine for that. :D

He is behind the times I hear the Japanese have cornered the market in that area.
Japan is one step closer to creating legions of sex robots (video) | Daily Loaf (http://cltampa.com/dailyloaf/archives/2011/11/30/japan-is-one-step-closer-to-creating-legions-of-sex-robots-video#.UT1FlqX3A1g)

[Bill]

He obviously needs to get laid.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1027103/thumbs/s-BRAZILIAN-SEX-DOLL-VIRGINITY-large.jpg?18

Bidding for the virginity of a Brazilian SEX DOLL reaches £70,000 (well at least that includes a candlelit dinner for two)



By Anthony Bond

PUBLISHED:17:39 EST, 8 March 2013| UPDATED:17:54 EST, 8 March 2013

It has become something of a worrying development in recent years.

Young women have popped up on the internet offering their virginity for thousands of pounds.

But the latest case is something all together different - instead of a real woman, the virginity of a sex doll is on offer.

Bizarre: An online sex shop has started a bidding war for the virginity of this sex doll called Valentina

Sexonico, an online sex shop, has started a bidding war for the sex doll - called Valentina. Incredibly, the bids for Brazil's first life-like sex doll have reached a whopping £70,000.

As reported by the Huffington Post, whoever places the highest bid before the closing date of March 31 will win a romantic package with Valentina.

This includes a night in the presidential suite of Motel Swing in Sao Paulo and a special candlelit dinner with French champagne.


There will also be an aromatic bath with rose petals and special lingerie for Valentina.


If the whole situation isn't already strange enough, a digital camera is also included so you can film the romantic liaison.


Perhaps the best prize is that the package includes round-trip flights for those who don't live in Sau Paulo.


Odd: The package on offer includes a night in the presidential suite of Motel Swing in Sao Paulo, pictured

On its website, Sexônico, describes the doll by saying: 'She has green eyes, fleshy lips, full breasts and a body that inspires envy in all women.'


The auction for Valentina was posted by the sex shop ahead of the first international convention of inflatable dolls. This is a four-day exhibition which began on Wednesday in Brazil.


Valentina will be unveiled for the very first time at the event. Apparently she has skin that is similar in texture to human skin.


Catarina Migliorini, a 20-year-old Brazilian woman, won $780,000 after auctioning her virginity with a $5,000 starting bid.


Read more: Bidding for the virginity of a Brazilian SEX DOLL reaches £70,000 (well at least that includes a candlelit dinner for two) | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2290471/Bidding-virginity-Brazilian-SEX-DOLL-reaches-70-000-includes-candlelit-dinner-two.html#ixzz2NCDbnQmp)
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[MEC5LADY]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1027103/thumbs/s-BRAZILIAN-SEX-DOLL-VIRGINITY-large.jpg?18

Bidding for the virginity of a Brazilian SEX DOLL reaches £70,000 (well at least that includes a candlelit dinner for two)



By Anthony Bond

PUBLISHED:17:39 EST, 8 March 2013| UPDATED:17:54 EST, 8 March 2013

It has become something of a worrying development in recent years.

Young women have popped up on the internet offering their virginity for thousands of pounds.

But the latest case is something all together different - instead of a real woman, the virginity of a sex doll is on offer.

Bizarre: An online sex shop has started a bidding war for the virginity of this sex doll called Valentina

Sexonico, an online sex shop, has started a bidding war for the sex doll - called Valentina. Incredibly, the bids for Brazil's first life-like sex doll have reached a whopping £70,000.

As reported by the Huffington Post, whoever places the highest bid before the closing date of March 31 will win a romantic package with Valentina.

This includes a night in the presidential suite of Motel Swing in Sao Paulo and a special candlelit dinner with French champagne.


There will also be an aromatic bath with rose petals and special lingerie for Valentina.


If the whole situation isn't already strange enough, a digital camera is also included so you can film the romantic liaison.


Perhaps the best prize is that the package includes round-trip flights for those who don't live in Sau Paulo.


Odd: The package on offer includes a night in the presidential suite of Motel Swing in Sao Paulo, pictured

On its website, Sexônico, describes the doll by saying: 'She has green eyes, fleshy lips, full breasts and a body that inspires envy in all women.'


The auction for Valentina was posted by the sex shop ahead of the first international convention of inflatable dolls. This is a four-day exhibition which began on Wednesday in Brazil.


Valentina will be unveiled for the very first time at the event. Apparently she has skin that is similar in texture to human skin.


Catarina Migliorini, a 20-year-old Brazilian woman, won $780,000 after auctioning her virginity with a $5,000 starting bid.


Read more: Bidding for the virginity of a Brazilian SEX DOLL reaches £70,000 (well at least that includes a candlelit dinner for two) | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2290471/Bidding-virginity-Brazilian-SEX-DOLL-reaches-70-000-includes-candlelit-dinner-two.html#ixzz2NCDbnQmp)
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I hope the creators made her self cleaning and installed a failsafe button that can be reached from any angle just in case she clamps down on someones pee pee.:rofl::leaving:

[Bill]

I hope the creators made her self cleaning and installed a failsafe button that can be reached from any angle just in case she clamps down on someones pee pee.:rofl::leaving:

Can't discuss now. Bidding. BRB


:leaving:








ok, not really

[MEC5LADY]

Can't discuss now. Bidding. BRB


:leaving: ok, not really

Just as long as you still use a condom I seriously doubt you would be her first. All inventions have to be tested by someone.:rofl:

[Aerovette]

Just as long as you still use a condom I seriously doubt you would be her first. All inventions have to be tested by someone.:rofl:

I cleaned up when I finished.
-Inspector 34

[NeedSpeed]

Aww shit, guys feared the dildo would replace them...........ladies...... step up! :D

[MEC5LADY]

Aww shit, guys feared the dildo would replace them...........ladies...... step up! :D

Meh all its's going to take is one of the robots to have a malfunction and rip someone's pee pee off and that will be the end of that.

[Aerovette]

Meh all its's going to take is one of the robots to have a malfunction and rip someone's pee pee off and that will be the end of that.

Bobbit? Bob it hell !! It took the whole thing off !!

[Bill]

I cleaned up when I finished.
-Inspector 34

Cancelling bid.