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onedef92
03-08-2013, 2:16pm
NJ's 'tanning mom': Life 'living hell,' I'm moving

February 27, 2013

NUTLEY, N.J. — A New Jersey woman widely known as "the tanning mom" is celebrating a grand jury's refusal to indict her on a charge she unlawfully let her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth.

Patricia Krentcil addressed reporters outside her Nutley home Tuesday night by yelling: "cha-ching!" Prosecutors announced earlier in the day she no longer faced a child endangerment charge. She says her life has been "a living hell" and she plans to move to London for a year to decompress while her husband and kids stay in New Jersey.

Krentcil became a tabloid sensation because of her own deep tan and professed love of tanning. She says "tanning is not a crime" and she'll keep at it. Asked what she learned from the whole episode, she replied, "People suck."

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r274/atomicweggie/Patricia_Krentcil_244x183.jpg

onedef92
03-08-2013, 2:18pm
she plans to move to London for a year to decompress while her husband and kids stay in New Jersey.

Code for, "she's just going to move to London for a year to dodge the American media hate grenades while cashing in on her newfound, international celebrity and shit."

Stangkiller
03-08-2013, 2:20pm
Stupid bitch.

DukeAllen
03-08-2013, 2:25pm
It's a bog body!:leaving:
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r274/atomicweggie/Patricia_Krentcil_244x183.jpg
http://cogitz.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/300px-homme_de_tollund.jpg

Jobaka
03-08-2013, 2:34pm
she plans to move to London for a year to decompress while her husband and kids stay in New Jersey.

Code for, "she's just going to move to London for a year to dodge the American media hate grenades while cashing in on her newfound, international celebrity and shit."

I'm sure the London tabloids will treat her with the utmost respect.

Jobaka
03-08-2013, 2:36pm
It's a bog body!

:funny: Pretty close match.

Sea Six
03-08-2013, 2:50pm
Gross.

Wathen1955
03-08-2013, 2:58pm
It's a bog body!:leaving:
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r274/atomicweggie/Patricia_Krentcil_244x183.jpg
http://cogitz.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/300px-homme_de_tollund.jpg:rofl:

Sea Six
03-08-2013, 3:00pm
It's a bog body!:leaving:

:nono:

The bog body is more well-preserved.

Mike Mercury
03-08-2013, 3:09pm
Dark Side of the Loon

:rofl:

'Def... you're on a roll this week !

Mike Mercury
03-08-2013, 3:13pm
http://i43.tower.com/images/mm101686085/woman-who-is-always-tan-has-flat-stomach-lauren-allison-paperback-cover-art.jpg

nice tan:
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lddo6xiznL1qa94sno1_500.jpg

http://www.pushpr.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/39558-Ginja-2-e1354623692971.jpg

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4032/4413480951_ff1662abe3_z.jpg?zz=1

jaxgator
03-08-2013, 3:27pm
It's a bog body!:leaving:
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r274/atomicweggie/Patricia_Krentcil_244x183.jpg
http://cogitz.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/300px-homme_de_tollund.jpg

That's what I was thinking too. She looks like a damn mummy. :ack: