View Full Version : Furious over sanctions, NKorea vows to nuke US
Jeff '79
03-07-2013, 7:14am
http://news.yahoo.com/furious-over-sanctions-nkorea-vows-nuke-us-092213643.html
Well....This ought to be interesting.:shots:
Although North Korea boasts of nuclear bombs and pre-emptive strikes, it is not thought to have mastered the ability to produce a warhead small enough to put on a missile capable of reaching the U.S. It is believed to have enough nuclear fuel, however, for several crude nuclear devices.
kylebuck
03-07-2013, 7:17am
All I can say is: "Do it ,*****."
Jeff '79
03-07-2013, 7:19am
All I can say is: "Do it ,*****."
Ya....They'd be turned into China dolls with the quickness....
They have to be smoking crack over there..
Makes me wider if Rodan coached them a little know our government has no balls to do anything to n Korea
69camfrk
03-07-2013, 7:30am
If you guys don't see me on here for a while, I will be out back building a bunker. Oh wait, you said NORTH Korea.....nevermind!:D
Makes me wider if Rodan coached them a little know our government has no balls to do anything to n Korea
Rodman
Broken Wind
03-07-2013, 7:34am
Makes me wider if Rodan coached them a little know our government has no balls to do anything to n Korea
Rodent
Montehall
03-07-2013, 7:40am
Makes me wider if Rodan coached them a little know our government has no balls to do anything to n Korea
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6lV8zKfcuNU/TlUermqDEwI/AAAAAAAAAZE/_Ehb6jigCO0/s1600/Rodan.jpg
Burro (He/Haw)
03-07-2013, 7:47am
Go ahead you stoopid cawksuckers, take a punch at this country and see where it gets you.
Montehall
03-07-2013, 7:49am
Go ahead you stoopid cawksuckers, take a punch at this country and see where it gets you.
probably get them an apology for us being so harsh to cause them to strike at us.
Rotorhead
03-07-2013, 7:53am
probably get them an apology for us being so harsh to cause them to strike at us.
:lol:
Makes me wider if Rodan coached them a little know our government has no balls to do anything to n Korea
PUI much? :D
PUI much? :D
autocorrect from my phone...
So it's true, then. Sanctions really ARE a prelude to war. We sanctioned the Japanese prior to WWII and just look what happened. When you screw with someone, then they screw you back, why are you surprised?
We've got 3000+nukes, plus tens of thousands of troops right on their border, and now we are starving them economically, as if they needed any help with that, and then we wonder they threaten us. Of course, they aren't threatening us at all. Their only card to play is the "we are batshit crazy" because they are coming from a position of weakness. So, all they can really do is talk shit, which is what they are doing.
We shouldn't be sanctioning them. They are starving anyway. We don't need to help with that.
onedef92
03-07-2013, 9:16am
Red Dawn like a mofo....
69camfrk
03-07-2013, 9:35am
Red Dawn like a mofo....
How the hell are they gonna get here?? Walk and shit????:lol:
mrvette
03-07-2013, 9:42am
Like Iran, I dunno why we can't just send over a carrier, and wait for some military parade when the leaders are on display viewing the fake gear roll by, and send over a rocket or two to kill them all, maybe a sub would work better, whatEVER....
How the hell are they gonna get here?? Walk and shit????:lol:
Just like the Iraqi Army.....swim.
Like Iran, I dunno why we can't just send over a carrier, and wait for some military parade when the leaders are on display viewing the fake gear roll by, and send over a rocket or two to kill them all, maybe a sub would work better, whatEVER....
"It is the policy of the US government to only use rocket attacks on American citizens who have been convicted of no crime."
Eric Holder
full disclosure: Holder did not really say this.....it's satire, and supposed to be a protected form of free speech. [ducks and awaits drone strike]
Mike Mercury
03-07-2013, 9:58am
Furious over sanctions, NKorea vows to nuke US
the best thing we can do is to give them
free cell phones.
They'll be content... and vote the proper-way during the upcoming mid-term elections (multiple times as well).
69camfrk
03-07-2013, 10:03am
"It is the policy of the US government to only use rocket attacks on American citizens who have been convicted of no crime."
Eric Holder
full disclosure: Holder did not really say this.....it's satire, and supposed to be a protected form of free speech. [ducks and awaits drone strike]
Well you just made the drone stike list! [John Candy on SCTV] May the Good Lord take a liken to ya, and blow ya up..REAL SOON!! [John Candy]
SCTV Farm Film Celebrity Blow-Up - YouTube
Doug28450
03-07-2013, 10:11am
How the hell are they gonna get here?? Walk and shit????:lol:
No need for them to come here. We do quite well when we are the visiting team and not the home team.
Sneaks
03-07-2013, 10:11am
Um, yeah.......
Good luck with that fkrs....:leaving:
Aww, thats so cute, they have a missile. :slap:
Mike Mercury
03-07-2013, 11:30am
http://www.cartoonaday.com/images/cartoons/2012/04/north-korea-launch-failure-598x454.jpg
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6107469824/h342C859D/
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/0912/anagram-pms-hell-demotivational-poster-1259754363.jpg
Loco Vette
03-07-2013, 11:31am
probably get them an apology for us being so harsh to cause them to strike at us.
:lol:
I am sure Obama is warming up the assault apology gun as we speak.
Loco Vette
03-07-2013, 11:35am
So it's true, then. Sanctions really ARE a prelude to war. We sanctioned the Japanese prior to WWII and just look what happened. When you screw with someone, then they screw you back, why are you surprised?
We've got 3000+nukes, plus tens of thousands of troops right on their border, and now we are starving them economically, as if they needed any help with that, and then we wonder they threaten us. Of course, they aren't threatening us at all. Their only card to play is the "we are batshit crazy" because they are coming from a position of weakness. So, all they can really do is talk shit, which is what they are doing.
We shouldn't be sanctioning them. They are starving anyway. We don't need to help with that.
They are starving because they are victims of a tolitarian regime who diverts all of the productive work of the people to that which it deems important, in this case "enhancing" their positin in the global power pyramid by acquiring nukes.
You wanna hep them, get the Jong Ils out of power.
I was reading about this issue this morning and posted over on BookFace about it -
So the UN sanctions resolution specifically names jewelry, yachts, racing cars and other high-class cars as luxury items that must not be sent to North Korea....
HTF is that going to stop this idiot from wanting nukes??
Mike Mercury
03-07-2013, 11:44am
http://www.classbrain.com/artread/uploads/north_korea.jpg
http://www.davegranlund.com/cartoons/wp-content/uploads/Color-N-Korea-Threat-2-US.jpg
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/W/f/2/North-Korea-Missile.jpg
They are starving because they are victims of a tolitarian regime who diverts all of the productive work of the people to that which it deems important, in this case "enhancing" their positin in the global power pyramid by acquiring nukes.
You wanna hep them, get the Jong Ils out of power.
While I do feel sorry for their suffering, I can't help anyone, and the US can't help anyone, either. When you are $ 16+T in the hole, you can't afford to help anyone. The foreign policy we can afford is to be friends with all who would be friends and have the minimum military required to prevent another country or group of countries from attacking us.
When we are no longer broke, with no hope of paying our debts, THEN we can talk about liberating the N. Koreans from their dictator.
FasterTraffic
03-07-2013, 12:16pm
When we are no longer broke, with no hope of paying our debts, THEN we can talk about liberating the N. Koreans from their dictator.
:confused5:
Contradictory on purpose?
When we are no longer broke, with no hope of paying our debts, THEN we can talk about liberating the N. Koreans from their dictator.
:confused5:
Contradictory on purpose?
Perhaps I should have said, "beyond broke?"
Where's Sea Six and Snide when you need them?
If I was Obama - I would step up right now and announce that if North Korea wants to play - then we are sending ships, subs, and all of our stealth air command that direction to begin the offensive and will start by taking out all of his missile launch sites later today.
Then be prepared to do it!! Bomb that short drunk fugger back to the stone ages and destroy any hope that they have to get anything off the ground.
Doug28450
03-07-2013, 12:31pm
If I was Obama - I would step up right now and announce that if North Korea wants to play - then we are sending ships, subs, and all of our stealth air command that direction to begin the offensive and will start by taking out all of his missile launch sites later today.
Then be prepared to do it!! Bomb that short drunk fugger back to the stone ages and destroy any hope that they have to get anything off the ground.
Did Barry Goldwater hack your account?
C5SilverBullet
03-07-2013, 12:33pm
Surprised to see China is supporting the sanctions.
Did Barry Goldwater hack your account?
:seasix: call the little dudes bluff...I am ok with bombing that idiot. Hell, if our government is ok with killing American's with drones why can't we take out a few foreigners too without remorse?
Surprised to see China is supporting the sanctions.
:iagree:
China needs N. Korea as a buffer between them and S. Korea. You'd think they wouldn't treat their own ally so shabbily.
Kerrmudgeon
03-07-2013, 12:49pm
Surprised to see China is supporting the sanctions.
It's a complete change in Chinese policy, and it's a good one. N.K. can no longer count on them for backup. China realizes their biggest market is North America and will protect that market.:yesnod:
Good.....let the little bastards annihilate each other. :thumbs:
WH Press Briefing on this issue
Fox News Live Video - Fox News (http://live.foxnews.com/#/1155606218001)
:seasix:
island14
03-07-2013, 1:03pm
If I was Obama - I would step up right now and announce that if North Korea wants to play - then we are sending ships, subs, and all of our stealth air command that direction to begin the offensive and will start by taking out all of his missile launch sites later today.
Then be prepared to do it!! Bomb that short drunk fugger back to the stone ages and destroy any hope that they have to get anything off the ground.
:iagree:
Wait..
You threaten me/you/us with nukes?
Br prepared to pay the price for such stupid comments and threats.. :yesnod:
If just one person here would make a threat comment to odumbo, expect to be arrested.. make a threat on our whole country, I guess that is ok? :island14:
When is enough enough? Blast that little cocksucker..... Like a rodent.
Splatttttt!
Sea Six
03-07-2013, 1:07pm
:iagree:
Wait..
You threaten me/you/us with nukes?
Br prepared to pay the price for such stupid comments and threats.. :yesnod:
If just one person here would make a threat comment to odumbo, expect to be arrested.. make a threat on our whole country, I guess that is ok? :island14:
When is enough enough? Blast that little cocksucker..... Like a rodent.
Splatttttt!
If the U.S. took military action against every two-bit dictator who made threats against it, we would be in 134 conflicts at once (perpetually).
If the U.S. took military action against every two-bit dictator who made threats against it, we would be in 134 conflicts at once (perpetually).
Funny thing, our military is stationed in about that many countries, world wide.
Funny thing, our military is stationed in about that many countries, world wide.
Yet there are none stationed in our country.
Maybe it is time we quit sticking our nose in everyone else's business
island14
03-07-2013, 1:42pm
If the U.S. took military action against every two-bit dictator who made threats against it, we would be in 134 conflicts at once (perpetually).
Perfect excuse to do so now.. and trust me it IS coming.. sooner or later, it IS coming.. :yesnod:
I'm guessing they will wait until he nukes SK before we nuke them back, because we value world opinion, but it will happen.
So in this PC today world we must wait for a first strike for it to be acceptable... RIGHT? :island14:
Bullshit! At the cost of what? a few of our bases In South Korea? and at the cost of how many lives?
If I give you power of attorney to represent me in a land deal, I trust you to make all decisions on my behalf, and I have to accept those decisions made on my behalf good or bad...
Kinda the same as we vote someone as our president, we are also responsible for their actions good or bad.
I feel bad for the citizens that have no choice, but the decision was made.
For me it is not a fair trade, and not one of our US Military lives are to be traded for their hundreds, or thousands.
God rest their souls...
ApexOversteer
03-07-2013, 1:56pm
It's a complete change in Chinese policy...
Which is why he's really pissed... that and the new sanctions block the delivery of luxury cars, yachts and jewelry. Finally, hitting those fckers where they live.
C5SilverBullet
03-07-2013, 2:26pm
If I was Obama - I would step up right now and announce that if North Korea wants to play - then we are sending ships, subs, and all of our stealth air command that direction to begin the offensive and will start by taking out all of his missile launch sites later today.
Then be prepared to do it!! Bomb that short drunk fugger back to the stone ages and destroy any hope that they have to get anything off the ground.
But what if they break out their new stealth fighter against us?
FasterTraffic
03-07-2013, 2:37pm
But what if they break out their new stealth fighter against us?
Cue theme from "Top Gun"...
:leaving:
But what if they break out their new stealth fighter against us?
:ohnoes:
xXBUDXx
03-07-2013, 3:03pm
Nothing breeds patriotism like a good fight............
But what if they break out their new stealth fighter against us?
Oh hell, they have one too or are you thinking about the one Mattel built for Iran?
GS Ragtop
03-07-2013, 3:48pm
We should learn a bit from Israel. Keep your mouth shut and act shocked when you blow up any and all of their meaningful structures for making nukes.
sanchez
03-07-2013, 4:00pm
How long until Kerry is dispatched to go there, bend over, spread cheeks, and apologize/be forgiveness? 12 hours?
That short fat faggot from NK is lucky he isn't a US citizen saying that shit. He'd be off'd in no time.
Dan Dlabay
03-07-2013, 4:04pm
Well if those idiots was to ever launch a nuke towards the United States then we should send that hell hole back to the stone age.:cert:
ApexOversteer
03-07-2013, 4:07pm
Well if those idiots was to ever launch a nuke towards the United States then we should send that hell hole back to the stone age.:cert:
The People are already there, it's the ruling elite that needs a trip underground.
sanchez
03-07-2013, 4:08pm
Well if those idiots was to ever launch a nuke towards the United States then we should send that hell hole back to the stone age.:cert:
Yeah, but we wouldn't. Barry Barry coccoa puffs would play 15 rounds of golf before heading over there with industrial strength knee pads ready to suck start a locomotive.
Gandhi had a bigger set of balls than this cream puff.
*provided you are not a us citizen. He'll gladly kill the shit out of an American.
mrvette
03-07-2013, 4:09pm
If the U.S. took military action against every two-bit dictator who made threats against it, we would be in 134 conflicts at once (perpetually).
BULLSHIT!!!! knock out Iran leadership, and nuke facilities, then take out NK just for spite, we want the leadership douche bags, not the entire infrastructure....and for that, we need not touch a nukey bomb.....that's the beauty of subs and MIRV rockets....
the rest of the aspiring assholes shit their pants and run like rats into their holes....
might as well hit the drug cartels too, simple solution there also.....
Iron Chef
03-07-2013, 4:22pm
All you Rambos waving your scabbards do realize that not one single nuke will be launched, not one bullet fired, and not one missile will be turned loose on some nation that's 2/3 backwater and can do nothing to harm us, right?
Whether you like the current administration or not, I'm pretty sure that they are well aware that NK's dictator is batshit crazy, and the difference between "what we oughtta do" and what will actually happen makes discussing the possibility kinda goofy.
Meeko87
03-07-2013, 4:32pm
All you Rambos waving your scabbards do realize that not one single nuke will be launched, not one bullet fired, and not one missile will be turned loose on some nation that's 2/3 backwater and can do nothing to harm us, right?
Whether you like the current administration or not, I'm pretty sure that they are well aware that NK's dictator is batshit crazy, and the difference between "what we oughtta do" and what will actually happen makes discussing the possibility kinda goofy.
:iagree: and second, nukes should never be used again period, with that said I am good with a carpet bombing of the NK dictator's palace.
ApexOversteer
03-07-2013, 4:37pm
All you Rambos waving your scabbards do realize that not one single nuke will be launched, not one bullet fired, and not one missile will be turned loose on some nation that's 2/3 backwater and can do nothing to harm us, right?
Whether you like the current administration or not, I'm pretty sure that they are well aware that NK's dictator is batshit crazy, and the difference between "what we oughtta do" and what will actually happen makes discussing the possibility kinda goofy.
We could take out the leadership. Please? Come ON! YOU NEVER LET US HAVE ANY FUN!!
American Made
03-07-2013, 4:40pm
That twisted little pop star warrior wanna be will have to be dealt with at some point. :USA:
VatorMan
03-07-2013, 4:42pm
I think we sneak them one good missile navigation pod preprogrammed for Wash. DC during a Congress session.
Iron Chef
03-07-2013, 4:45pm
We could take out the leadership. Please? Come ON! YOU NEVER LET US HAVE ANY FUN!!
That's my job as an Admin. :kick:
Doug28450
03-07-2013, 4:48pm
I hope they wait until after Easter to nuke us.
DukeAllen
03-07-2013, 4:51pm
Coming soon to a headline near you, thanks to the inspiring leadership of our own Annointed One:
World Surrenders To North Korea (http://www.theonion.com/articles/world-surrenders-to-north-korea,31265/)
Jeff '79
03-07-2013, 5:20pm
We should learn a bit from Israel. Keep your mouth shut and act shocked when you blow up any and all of their meaningful structures for making nukes.
Amen brother...:yesnod:
Too bad a Navy Seal would prolly try to get a book deal out of it though...
FasterTraffic
03-07-2013, 5:38pm
I think we sneak them one good missile navigation pod preprogrammed for Wash. DC during a Congress session.
How about Sacramento and a free agent to be named later?
C5SilverBullet
03-07-2013, 5:51pm
Oh hell, they have one too or are you thinking about the one Mattel built for Iran?
That's right, I forgot it was the other batshit crazy dictator.
DukeAllen
03-07-2013, 5:53pm
I found out where NK gets it's rockets.
Sky Hawker Estes Rocket | Overstock.com (http://www.overstock.com/Sports-Toys/Sky-Hawker-Estes-Rocket/7281052/product.html?cid=202290&kid=9553000357392&track=pspla&ef_id=LG5QQPxohkEAAFul:20130307225235:s)
OddBall
03-07-2013, 6:10pm
We can always use Rodman for a human shield.
Even Hillary.
...just a thought.
ApexOversteer
03-07-2013, 10:57pm
Well, NK has "abrogated all agreements on nonaggressions reached between the North and the South", cut communications between the North and the South, and closed the border crossing, telling his front line troops to prepare to "annihilate the enemy."
Torqaholic
03-07-2013, 11:20pm
There's no benefit to underestimating an enemy.
Would be very easy for them to load a bomb on a boat, hoist an American flag, and deliver it to the seaport of a major US city with some suicide fanatics at the helm.
The bombs they've tested so far were small but that doesn't mean they don't have or can't make a bigger one.
RED-85-Z51
03-08-2013, 1:28am
NK Threatens to kill americans with nukes...Obama's first act of business is to apologize for whatever we did to anger him.
When he actually does it...and he will, remember he is batshit crazy, Obama's first act will be to fly over and blow on the little master's dice and sing his praises.
Coming soon...Oceanfront housing in Tennessee.
Sea Six
03-08-2013, 6:31am
I would not put it past Obama to bow to Kim Jong Un.
Bucwheat
03-08-2013, 9:21am
:dance:
onedef92
03-08-2013, 11:05am
Well, NK has "abrogated all agreements on nonaggressions reached between the North and the South", cut communications between the North and the South, and closed the border crossing, telling his front line troops to prepare to "annihilate the enemy."
"Commence primary ignition (and shit)."
Jeff '79
03-08-2013, 11:40am
I hope the wind is blowing his way....
Truck Guy
03-08-2013, 11:54am
I would not put it past Obama to blow Kim Jong Un.Fix't :yesnod:
Bingo Fuel
03-08-2013, 11:59am
China's nervousness and support for the sanctions is not surprising.
It's like having your younger cousin who was dropped on his head at birth,
living in your basement with a chemistry set and bottle rockets.
What could go wrong...
Jeff '79
03-08-2013, 12:02pm
China's nervousness and support for the sanctions is not surprising.
It's like having your younger cousin who was dropped on his head at birth,
living in your basement with a chemistry set and bottle rockets.
What could go wrong...
Great analogy...:yesnod:
While the people living upstairs are in their best economic shape ever..
Funny how money sways a country's thinking.
Superstreet
03-08-2013, 12:08pm
North Korea:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/Superstreet/waffe-1.gif
USA:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/Superstreet/SmileyMachineGun-1.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/Superstreet/saluting-the-flag-1.gif
Truck Guy
03-08-2013, 12:25pm
North Korea:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/Superstreet/waffe-1.gif
USA:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/Superstreet/SmileyMachineGun-1.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/Superstreet/saluting-the-flag-1.gif:yesnod: :seasix:
Bingo Fuel
03-08-2013, 12:42pm
Great analogy...:yesnod:
While the people living upstairs are in their best economic shape ever..
Funny how money sways a country's thinking.
:cert:
China: "We'd hate capitalism... If it weren't for the money."
When, (not if), NK accident-ally's a nuke on their home turf,
parts of both China and Russia (Vladivostok), will be glowing in the dark.
Jeff '79
03-08-2013, 12:45pm
:cert:
China: "We'd hate capitalism... If it weren't for the money."
When, (not if), NK accident-ally's a nuke on their home turf,
parts of both China and Russia (Vladivostok), will be glowing in the dark.
Yup......:yesnod:
The Rodman effect was amazing......:seasix:
I think he has a future in diplomacy...:rofl:
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18gujnd3c5cxsgif/original.gif
Looks like he is going to need another scotch
island14
03-08-2013, 1:11pm
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18gujnd3c5cxsgif/original.gif
Looks like he is going to need another scotch
Who ever gave him that stupid looking haircut needs to be shot
Jeff '79
03-08-2013, 1:16pm
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18gujnd3c5cxsgif/original.gif
Looks like he is going to need another scotch
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Hell ya !
onedef92
03-08-2013, 1:59pm
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Hell ya !
That mofo needs to cut his meal card in half, too.
Mike Mercury
03-08-2013, 3:51pm
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/misunderstood-kim-jong-un.jpg
mrvette
03-08-2013, 4:21pm
I dunno if this thread or not, but someone commented once that the silly bastard, like his father before him, was educated at some high dollar USA university.......learned to be a commie asshole from the best of them professors.....:dance::issues:
Bingo Fuel
03-08-2013, 6:20pm
I dunno if this thread or not, but someone commented once that the silly bastard, like his father before him, was educated at some high dollar USA university.......learned to be a commie asshole from the best of them professors.....:dance::issues:
I don't think either of the Kim Jung's has ever stepped foot in the US
nor were they educated here.
The kid holds a physics degree from a university in NK.
The communist Chinese leaders have sent their kids here for an education.
In 2010-2011 there were about 160,000 attending school in the US.
I don't think either of the Kim Jung's has ever stepped foot in the US
nor were they educated here.
The kid holds a physics degree from a university in NK.
The communist Chinese leaders have sent their kids here for an education.
In 2010-2011 there were about 160,000 attending school in the US.
Lil' Kim also, purportedly, went to boarding school in Switzerland.
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