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Montehall
03-04-2013, 12:03pm
is she then called doctor?

Sea Six
03-04-2013, 12:06pm
Of course.

Here's another puzzler for ya: if a Colonel gets promoted, do they call him General?

lander
03-04-2013, 12:17pm
Only if promoted 4 times.

RED-85-Z51
03-04-2013, 12:28pm
On a Diesel submarine, where does the intake air come from when under water?

Ol Timer
03-04-2013, 12:29pm
On a Diesel submarine, where does the intake air come from when under water?

Navy beans

Montehall
03-04-2013, 12:30pm
On a Diesel submarine, where does the intake air come from when under water?
the electric batteries run the boat underwater, otherwise there is a snorkel.

Rob
03-04-2013, 12:30pm
is she then called doctor?

why does it have to be a she?

lander
03-04-2013, 12:32pm
why does it have to be a she?


Why is the new General a him?

Sea Six
03-04-2013, 12:58pm
why does it have to be a she?

Men's lib.



:coolest:

RED-85-Z51
03-04-2013, 1:04pm
If everything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

RED-85-Z51
03-04-2013, 1:06pm
if 1/9=.11111... then 9(1/9)=9(.11111...) therefore 9/9=.99999... finally 1=.99999....?

Sea Six
03-04-2013, 1:08pm
How do you get a job without experience?

And, how do you get experience without a job?

Sneaks
03-04-2013, 1:16pm
Paging Dr. nurse Goodbody........:leaving:

GentleBen
03-04-2013, 1:35pm
Of course.

Here's another puzzler for ya: if a Colonel gets promoted, do they call him General?

After promotion from Colonel, while his grade is technically that of Brigadier General he is called "General".

Sea Six
03-04-2013, 1:36pm
After promotion from Colonel, while his grade is technically that of Brigadier General he is called "General".

Generally speaking, yes. :)

MrPeabody
03-04-2013, 1:40pm
How do you get a job without experience?

And, how do you get experience without a job?

You lie on your resume.:D

You volunteer or intern.

C5SilverBullet
03-04-2013, 2:30pm
School of Nursing UTMB - Phd FAQ's (http://son.utmb.edu/studentaffairs/PhDfaqs.cfm)