Sitting in a TSA catastraphuck waiting to miss my flight ...

[sanchez]

Take 2 parts government ineptitude 3 parts Miami flava and not even showing up an hour early or a domestic fligh will get you on a plane.

[GS Ragtop]

I *hate* that feeling. Standing there watching slow, slow, slow people while the minutes are ticking away...

Good luck in making your flight! :seasix:

[island14]

They made me miss a flight once over jerktard wanting to disassemble my computer..


I still think they owe me a tube of toothpaste they took.

Hope you make your flight :cert:

[Jeff '79]

Whew ! I'm glad that you didn't say Boston... My wife is flying out of there at 12:00....

[sanchez]

On the plane. Ran through MIA like pre-murder OJ.

Forgot that people actually use MIA on the weekends.

The TSA can suck my dick.

[GS Ragtop]

:seasix:

[DAB]

Woot!!!

Why I drive everywhere I go.

[boracayjohnny]

But.....but....don't you FEEEEEEL safer.

Shhhh, you'll let the secret out. Current airport screening is like a Hollywood military movie, lots of action but not a lot of truth to what's really going on.

[MikeB]

The TSA can suck my dick.

Yeah, I think you get the pat-down squeeze only.
No suckage included, unless it's from Hector, the 500lb Gorilla.

[sanchez]

Jesus balls.

The plane is broken. Now we are all sitting here with out thumbs up our butts.

Today will get better. But this is comical.

[Stangkiller]

Jesus balls.

The plane is broken. Now we are all sitting here with out thumbs up our butts.

Today will get better. But this is comical.

Free drinks on the broken plane?

[Jeff '79]

Jesus balls.

The plane is broken. Now we are all sitting here with out thumbs up our butts.

Today will get better. But this is comical.

Pics of 50 something stewardesses....:slap:

[Doug28450]

Now we are all sitting here with out thumbs up our butts.

No pics.

[Cybercowboy]

Showing up an hour early works at airports like Tulsa, but no so much at the bigguns. Someday, young Samuel, you will learn these things.

Once they made us sit for five hours on the tarmac at Dallas so our plane could be deiced. Never mind that by the time we got "deiced" it was about 40 outside and raining.

[sanchez]

Now it looks like I may miss my connection.

As if the continued indignity of living in America's penis state wasn't bad enough. Whenever I'm forced to leave the wang state it's a total abortion.

When the TSA finishes sucking my dick American Airlines can take a turn.

[sanchez]

Free drinks on the broken plane?

Like an asshole I've given up booze for lent.

Showing up an hour early works at airports like Tulsa, but no so much at the bigguns. Someday, young Samuel, you will learn these things.

Once they made us sit for five hours on the tarmac at Dallas so our plane could be deiced. Never mind that by the time we got "deiced" it was about 40 outside and raining.

MIA is barely more than a regional airport brother. The issue is the general population of retarded banana boat refugees all got jobs with the TSA.

Well I may be in DFW for a little longer than planned.

[snide]

Like an asshole I've given up booze for lent.
Dumbass. :slap:

:D



Well I may be in DFW for a little longer than planned.
Give Chef a call and see if he'll let you drive his Lambo.

:cheers:

[Cybercowboy]

Interestingly, when we sat for 5 hours in Dallas, it caused us to miss our connection out of - you guessed it - MIA. We were headed to Key West. Ended up renting a van and all six of us drove from MIA to Key West at around midnight, first stop was to buy a bunch of beer for the trip. We owe Ellen big time for taking one for the team and driving five inebriated idjits down there that night. When we arrived, the other people we were meeting there had an array of drinks waiting for us at some bar across from the hotel.

Fun fact: If you have to piss while driving on 7 mile bridge, you are phucked.

[Jeff '79]

Dumbass. :slap:

:D




Give Chef a call and see if he'll let you drive his Lambo.

:cheers:

:iagree:...:Jeff '79:

[sanchez]

Interestingly, when we sat for 5 hours in Dallas, it caused us to miss our connection out of - you guessed it - MIA. We were headed to Key West. Ended up renting a van and all six of us drove from MIA to Key West at around midnight, first stop was to buy a bunch of beer for the trip. We owe Ellen big time for taking one for the team and driving five inebriated idjits down there that night. When we arrived, the other people we were meeting there had an array of drinks waiting for us at some bar across from the hotel.

Fun fact: If you have to piss while driving on 7 mile bridge, you are phucked.

Empty beer can ese!

[sanchez]

Yeah, I think you get the pat-down squeeze only.
No suckage included, unless it's from Hector, the 500lb Gorilla.

That would be a shitty job. Blowing irritated airline passengers.

Thanks for the perspective, brah.

[Jeff '79]

Who are you sitting next to?

[island14]

Jesus balls.

The plane is broken. Now we are all sitting here with our thumbs up our butts.

Today will get better. But this is comical.


Better than TSA's :seasix:

[Cybercowboy]

Empty beer can ese!

Three women in the van...

[Norm]

Frustrating as hell, isn't it? Occasionally, part of my duties was to interface with TSA and with the ignorance alone with respect to procedures and f*ckin' common sense, I felt like kicking them in the ass and telling them to get the hell out of here. You can't follow each minute nuance of the procedure to the letter of the book, there has to be flexibility and that common sense thing going, most of them were too stupid to understand that.

So glad I'm retired now. :D

[sanchez]

Who are you sitting next to?

Some ginger lady, a couple dudes, and another not bad cougar/Milf.

The ginger and I made pleasant light conversation, but I like you guys bette so she had to shut the **** up till I have to put my phone away.

[Jeff '79]

Some ginger lady, a couple dudes, and another not bad cougar/Milf.

The ginger and I made pleasant light conversation, but I like you guys bette so she had to shut the **** up till I have to put my phone away.

:rofl:

[sanchez]

Three women in the van...

A lot of pornos start that way, dog.

Lot of horror movies too.

[sanchez]

Better than TSA's :seasix:

Not sure about that. I mean, sure you feel violated, but at least your thumb doesn't stink like shit.

I'd call that a push.

[sanchez]

Frustrating as hell, isn't it? Occasionally, part of my duties was to interface with TSA and with the ignorance alone with respect to procedures and f*ckin' common sense, I felt like kicking them in the ass and telling them to get the hell out of here. You can't follow each minute nuance of the procedure to the letter of the book, there has to be flexibility and that common sense thing going, most of them were too stupid to understand that.

So glad I'm retired now. :D

Stupid people make life hard.

Alright kids. Wheels up. Gotta run.

[DAB]

Tell her all about your Amway empire.

[island14]

Not sure about that. I mean, sure you feel violated, but at least your thumb doesn't stink like shit.

I'd call that a push.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[sanchez]

Headed to DFW. Internet in the plane is slower than whale shit.

[Hoog]

You're on the NEW American Airlines (now with US Airways included!). Somehow they want us to believe it will be greater than the sum of its parts.

[Ms.Gem]

American Airlines .

There is half your problem right there.




I hate MIA. I've had to run that freaking place way to many times. UGH

[Norm]

You're on the NEW American Airlines (now with US Airways included!). Somehow they want us to believe it will be greater than the sum of its parts.

Is that technical speak for........bullshit. :D

[73sbVert]

Some ginger lady, a couple dudes, and another not bad cougar/Milf.

The ginger and I made pleasant light conversation, but I like you guys bette so she had to shut the **** up till I have to put my phone away.

Pics of ginger

:D

[boracayjohnny]

A lot of pornos start that way, dog.

Lot of horror movies too.

:lol:

Not sure about that. I mean, sure you feel violated, but at least your thumb doesn't stink like shit.

I'd call that a push.

:lol::lol:

Stupid people make life hard.

Alright kids. Wheels up. Gotta run.

TSA requirement.

Tell her all about your Amway empire.

:lol::lol::lol:

[99 pewtercoupe]

On our flight from Saint Louis to Las Vegas last week, My BIL snapped a picture at Lambert (STL) of at least a dozen TSA agents just standing together talking while people were waiting in line.

TSA Thousands Standing Around

[Sea Six]

Pics of ginger

:D

Yes, please

:eek:

[sanchez]

You can't take pictures of gingers without a special camera. Like vampires they have no souls and as a result cannot be photographed.

You cannot stream video with the weak assed airplane Internet. They should make that clear before you pay for it. ****ers.

[NEED-A-VETTE]

So, should I tell you now or later that it's going to be cold and (possibly) rainy this coming week? You just missed sunny and temps in the 80s.

Feel better?

:leaving:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/4832B869-707C-4251-BE3A-F649598D22EE-33918-000008D5BAE9736B_zps738cc8c6.jpg

[sanchez]

So, should I tell you now or later that it's going to be cold and (possibly) rainy this coming week? You just missed sunny and temps in the 80s.

Feel better?

:leaving:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/4832B869-707C-4251-BE3A-F649598D22EE-33918-000008D5BAE9736B_zps738cc8c6.jpg

Lol. I checked the weather and brought my winter coat. I'll miss the tropical weather and my family but not the face eating insanity or general aggression required for normal day. Looking forward to jogging without 70% humidity.

[sanchez]

Barely made my connection and am headed to LA. Admittedly this is way easier that the poor bastards the took covered wagons to Cali Oregon trail style, this is not a pleasant experience.

What's odd is being around Americans and Messicans. We don't have either where I live.

[MrPeabody]

Just thank God you live in a country that provides the safety of being on a plane where no one has more than three ounces of toothpaste.:seasix:

[island14]

Pics of ginger

:D


This Ginger Lady Can't Stay Awake on the Plane - YouTube

[73sbVert]

^^^ Ban him!!!


(where's my eye bleach???)


:ack:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Barely made my connection and am headed to LA. Admittedly this is way easier that the poor bastards the took covered wagons to Cali Oregon trail style, this is not a pleasant experience.

What's odd is being around Americans and Messicans. We don't have either where I live.

Landing at LAX or Burbank?

[ft laud mike]

Take 2 parts government ineptitude 3 parts Miami flava and not even showing up an hour early or a domestic fligh will get you on a plane.
Mia is the suck... traveled out of there moere than I care to recall. On several occasions I have been unable to find an English speaking worker until about the 4th try...I try to use FLL or WPB, hell I have even used Orlando, except usually Orlando is more expensive (that and a three hour drive)
Free drinks on the broken plane?
I see bad things happening to your bladder
Three women in the van...
Careful aim?
Barely made my connection and am headed to LA. Admittedly this is way easier that the poor bastards the took covered wagons to Cali Oregon trail style, this is not a pleasant experience.

What's odd is being around Americans and Messicans. We don't have either where I live.

:iagree::cert:

[Datawiz]

Racial profiling, I tell you.

[sanchez]

Landing at LAX or Burbank?

Lax.

Not too bad. Mostly people speak English.

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Lax.

Not too bad. Mostly people speak English.

In reality, LAX isn't that bad. Of course, having been raised in Michigan, my baseline for comparison was Detroit Metro Airport. Compared to that, nothing seems bad. :funny:

PM on the way. :cheers: