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onedef92
02-28-2013, 7:59am
DID YOU KNOW (and shit)???

1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair

2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish

3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes

4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair

5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any.

6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea

7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water

8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste

9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!

10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too

11 Bee stings - meat tenderizer

12. Chigger bite - Preparation H

13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H

14. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals)

15. Stinky feet - Jello !

16. Athletes feet - cornstarch

17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub

18. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this stuff)

19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it!

20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee filter paper

21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray

22. Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can in your garage for your hubby

23. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls

24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on

25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar !

26. Body paint - Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice!

27 Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak

28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia , soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years!

29. A Slinky will hold toast and CD's!

30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste

31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt.

32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel.

33. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!

34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper softener and the static from the Bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. Soak
overnight. Also; you can use 2 Efferdent tablets , soak overnight!

35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate toothpaste and brush it!

36.. Dirty grout - Listerine

37. Stains on clothes - Colgate toothpaste

38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup

39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola , it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car batteries!

40. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again.

41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox , or 2 Bayer aspirin , or just use 7-up instead of water.

42. When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest, so you 'squeeze' for freshness or softness? Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week? Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different color twist tie.
They are:

Monday = Blue,
Tuesday = Green,
Thursday = Red
Friday = White
Saturday = Yellow.

So if today was Thursday, you would want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays (almost a week old)! The colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White - Yellow, Monday through Saturday.

Very easy to remember. I thought this was interesting. I looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. You learn something new everyday!

Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping.

Don't forget Gatorade for Migraine Headaches. PowerAde won't work.

DukeAllen
02-28-2013, 8:23am
DID YOU KNOW (and shit)???

22. Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can in your garage for your hubby


You have a hubby? I see...:leaving:

onedef92
02-28-2013, 8:40am
You have a hubby? I see...:leaving:

Don't leave on my behalf. A woman wrote this, I didn't. :D

onedef92
02-28-2013, 8:41am
Wonder how many of those are true.

I know for sure No. 8 is, as I've tried it before.

Burnt C6
02-28-2013, 8:55am
No 11 works for jelly fish stings also. Beats the peeing on it method unless its a hot chick doing it.

onedef92
02-28-2013, 9:09am
39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola , it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car batteries!

I know this one's true, too. My uncle worked for the former Coca-Cola Bottling Corp. in Elizabethtown, Ky. and they used Coke in pressure washers to degrease truck engines and other equipment at the facility. Carbolic acid's a mofo!

Allan
02-28-2013, 9:29am
9. TRUE! I found out the hard way in a chinese restaruant when I bit into a pepper. Waitress casually informed me as I was sucking every drop of water I could get my hands on. :yesnod:

40. 20 mule team borax. I haven't heard those words since I "vaguely" remember them as a sponsor for some cowboy show, a long, long time ago.

Bucwheat
02-28-2013, 9:33am
That's what happens when a fine American beer is bought out by foreigners.:slap:

onedef92
02-28-2013, 9:34am
9. TRUE! I found out the hard way in a chinese restaruant when I bit into a pepper. Waitress casually informed me as I was sucking every drop of water I could get my hands on. :yesnod:

Peppermint oil works wonders, too, if you burn the roof of your mouth via hot foods or liquids.

Why do you think they always have peppermint candy on the table at Grease-a-Hut and other pizza restaurants? Gooey hot cheese burns the roof of your moutth like a mofo! :willy:

Norm
02-28-2013, 10:05am
I ain't puttin' nothin' on my eyes that's goes on your ass. :D

LilRedCorvette
02-28-2013, 10:53am
White vinegar also works for removing corrosion from battery terminals. :yesnod: :seasix:

onedef92
02-28-2013, 1:55pm
17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub

Not sure about this one, but rubbing Vicks on the bottom of your feet does lessen the severity of the common cold.