Snide walks into a bar . . .

[NeedSpeed]

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[73sbVert]

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...



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[island14]

:lol:

[NeedSpeed]

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...



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Three guys walk into a bar, ... the fourth one ducks.

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[Sea Six]

A termite walks into a bar and asks... "Where's the bar tender?"

[MEANZ06]

Snide on texting...

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/1352606017_zps580a4b11.jpg

[73sbVert]

http://www.favething.com/uploads/images/main-fave-images/no_you_may_not_axe_me_a_question-1.jpg


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[Craig]

A priest, a midget and a prostitute walk into a bar...and the bartender say, "what is this, a joke..?"

[DukeAllen]

A Frenchman, German man, Scotsman, Italian man, Brazilian, Chinaman, Englishman, American, Jewish man, Polish man, Indian, Kenyan, Irishman, Welshman, Icelandic man, Australian, Japanese, Mexican and a Belgian man walk into a bar.
The barman says 'Sorry gents, you can't come in here without a Thai'.

[NeedSpeed]

A Frenchman, German man, Scotsman, Italian man, Brazilian, Chinaman, Englishman, American, Jewish man, Polish man, Indian, Kenyan, Irishman, Welshman, Icelandic man, Australian, Japanese, Mexican and a Belgian man walk into a bar.
The barman says 'Sorry gents, you can't come in here without a Thai'.

Dam :lol:

[Bill]

Dam :lol:


Sure, why not.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Hoover_dam.jpg

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[C5Nate]

A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head.

The bartender asks, "Hey, what is that?".

The frog replies "I don't know. It all started with this wart on my ass"


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Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, at their favorite bar.

Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."

Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"

Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer... "

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’ll have a whisky and ………....................... soda.’ The bartender says, ‘Why the big pause?’ ‘Dunno,’ says the bear. ‘I’ve always had them.’

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The barman looks at him and says, ‘Did you know there’s a drink named after you?’ ‘Really?’ says the grasshopper. ‘There’s a drink called Jeremy?’

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Man, to barman, ‘Do you serve women in this place?’ Barman, ‘No. You have to bring your own.’

[78SA]

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[jaxgator]

Snide on texting...

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/1352606017_zps580a4b11.jpg

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[Mike Mercury]

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