lspencer534
02-22-2013, 8:53pm
Recording studio (RS): We want you to do a voiceover for a PSA this coming Memorial Day. All you have to say is, "If you do drugs or drink this weekend, don't drive." Okay?
Me: Yeah. Let's get this over with. It's already happy hour.
RS: You're on...go!
Me: If you get ****ed up this weekend, don't drive.
RS: You can't say that!
Me: Say what? "Weekend?" You told me to say that...
RS: Never mind. Just stick to the script. Do you want me to write it down for you?
Me: I don't need for you to ****ing write it down for me! Just record it!
RS: Take 2: PSA against drugs and drinking while driving.
Me: If you do drugs this weekend, don't drink.
RS: No, no! That's not what you're supposed to say!
Me: WTF do you want me to say? I said what you told me to say!
RS: Take 3: Do it again.
Me: If you drive with drugs in your car this weekend, don't drink.
RS: Oh, shit! Why can't you get it right?
Me: You want me to say, "If you drive with drunks in your car this weekend, don't do drugs."? Is that it?
RS: No! Just say, "If you do drugs or drink this weekend, don't drive." Got it?
Me: Of course I got it! How many ****ing ways do you want me to say it? Asshole....
RS: Take 4: Go!
Me: If you get ****ed up on drugs and alcohol this weekend, steal a ****ing bus to get home.
RS: Gawd-damnit! How damned stupid can you be?!?
Me: Don't take the Lord's name in vain. That offends me.
RS: Are you drunk?
Me: Nope! Haven't had a drink since I got here.
RS: What are you smoking?
Me: It's some good shit! You wanna try it?
RS: No! Do you want me to call the Police?
Me: Shit, man...they broke up years ago! I can still hear 'em: "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da...."
RS: Look, asshole: I'm going to give you one more chance to get it right--or I'm gonna have your stoned ass thrown outta here!
Me: Where the **** are you, anyway? I hear your voice, but I can't see you! Show your face to me, mother****er! I going to hit you so hard your clothes gonna be outta style when you stop rolling! Why did you make the room start spinning??? Oh, hollee shit.... Hey, you got any nachos and bacon Twinkies...?
Me: Yeah. Let's get this over with. It's already happy hour.
RS: You're on...go!
Me: If you get ****ed up this weekend, don't drive.
RS: You can't say that!
Me: Say what? "Weekend?" You told me to say that...
RS: Never mind. Just stick to the script. Do you want me to write it down for you?
Me: I don't need for you to ****ing write it down for me! Just record it!
RS: Take 2: PSA against drugs and drinking while driving.
Me: If you do drugs this weekend, don't drink.
RS: No, no! That's not what you're supposed to say!
Me: WTF do you want me to say? I said what you told me to say!
RS: Take 3: Do it again.
Me: If you drive with drugs in your car this weekend, don't drink.
RS: Oh, shit! Why can't you get it right?
Me: You want me to say, "If you drive with drunks in your car this weekend, don't do drugs."? Is that it?
RS: No! Just say, "If you do drugs or drink this weekend, don't drive." Got it?
Me: Of course I got it! How many ****ing ways do you want me to say it? Asshole....
RS: Take 4: Go!
Me: If you get ****ed up on drugs and alcohol this weekend, steal a ****ing bus to get home.
RS: Gawd-damnit! How damned stupid can you be?!?
Me: Don't take the Lord's name in vain. That offends me.
RS: Are you drunk?
Me: Nope! Haven't had a drink since I got here.
RS: What are you smoking?
Me: It's some good shit! You wanna try it?
RS: No! Do you want me to call the Police?
Me: Shit, man...they broke up years ago! I can still hear 'em: "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da...."
RS: Look, asshole: I'm going to give you one more chance to get it right--or I'm gonna have your stoned ass thrown outta here!
Me: Where the **** are you, anyway? I hear your voice, but I can't see you! Show your face to me, mother****er! I going to hit you so hard your clothes gonna be outta style when you stop rolling! Why did you make the room start spinning??? Oh, hollee shit.... Hey, you got any nachos and bacon Twinkies...?