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Rob
02-12-2013, 9:10pm
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MEC5LADY
02-12-2013, 9:11pm
:skep:

Ol Timer
02-12-2013, 9:12pm
Do not let the Chinese drive-through owners see this...

MEANZ06
02-12-2013, 9:13pm
No.


Brilliant would be doing this with women's... :D

kingpin
02-12-2013, 9:16pm
No.


Brilliant would be doing this with women's... :D

You're size of women would be hell on shipping.

99 pewtercoupe
02-12-2013, 9:17pm
That is funny!
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

MEANZ06
02-12-2013, 9:18pm
You're size of women would be hell on shipping.


Well played... :Jeff '79:

BuckyThreadkiller
02-12-2013, 9:30pm
They're about a month and a half early for April 1

MEANZ06
02-12-2013, 9:40pm
You're size of women would be hell on shipping.

Well mister smarty pants, I wouldnt have to pay for shipping since its a local company :D and, and, I own a truck... :dance:

kingpin
02-12-2013, 9:52pm
Well mister smarty pants, I wouldnt have to pay for shipping since its a local company :D and, and, I own a truck... :dance:

Fail.


took too long
already came up with a comeback
we all know you need an eighteen wheeler to haul your loads

NavyC5
02-13-2013, 4:22am
Wonder if they'll FedEx one to Japan for my wife :rofl:

island14
02-13-2013, 5:14am
You're size of women would be hell on shipping.


Well mister smarty pants, I wouldnt have to pay for shipping since its a local company :D and, and, I own a truck... :dance:


:lol:

Burro (He/Haw)
02-13-2013, 8:18am
Says the dude in love with Skeletor's sister.

Marilyn Quayle?

kingpin
02-13-2013, 9:33am
Says the dude in love with Skeletor's sister.

Maybe you 2 can meet up and split the shipping.
There will be more then enough to feed you guys and all your friends. :D