Aerovette
02-11-2013, 6:41pm
A new pastor is due to take over for the retiring pastor. The number of parishoners has been dropping and the thought was that new blood might bring new members to the church. The young man gives his first sermon and afterward a couple of the members of the church congratulate him on his great ability to connect with everyone. A few remark that it is a shame Tootie Green wasn't there to hear it.
The next week word has spread and there is an even larger crowd and again they praise the new pastor's great sermon. And once again, they express their wishes that Toootie Green had heard the Word. "It's a shame Tootie Green wasn't here to hear the sermon"
Several weeks pass and now the curch is standing room only. Each week members praise the new pastor and still express how they wish Tootie Green would come just one Sunday.
One Sunday, in the middle of his talk, the church door swings open with a bang and in comes a big ol' momma. Dressed in her fanciest dress, and her fine church hat, she bulldozes through the crowd and up to the front of the church and stands at the first pew and bumps and wiggles her way making room for herself to sit. She sits down in the most unladylike manner and it is very apparent that she is not wearing any underwear. Having never seen the woman before, the young pastor leans over to the old pastor standing nearby and asks "Is that Tootie Green?", to which the old pastor replies, after dropping his glasses down his nose and getting a better look..."No, I think it's just the way the sun is shining through the stained glass".
:kimblair: :leaving:
The next week word has spread and there is an even larger crowd and again they praise the new pastor's great sermon. And once again, they express their wishes that Toootie Green had heard the Word. "It's a shame Tootie Green wasn't here to hear the sermon"
Several weeks pass and now the curch is standing room only. Each week members praise the new pastor and still express how they wish Tootie Green would come just one Sunday.
One Sunday, in the middle of his talk, the church door swings open with a bang and in comes a big ol' momma. Dressed in her fanciest dress, and her fine church hat, she bulldozes through the crowd and up to the front of the church and stands at the first pew and bumps and wiggles her way making room for herself to sit. She sits down in the most unladylike manner and it is very apparent that she is not wearing any underwear. Having never seen the woman before, the young pastor leans over to the old pastor standing nearby and asks "Is that Tootie Green?", to which the old pastor replies, after dropping his glasses down his nose and getting a better look..."No, I think it's just the way the sun is shining through the stained glass".
:kimblair: :leaving: