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Burro (He/Haw)
02-09-2013, 6:25pm
I stopped into one of the local Harley-Davidson (Harley sucks, you're gay, their bikes are POS, wanna be pirate ass clown) dealers this afternoon. I heard they got a ton of new '13's in.
These two caught my eye. I'd have a Wide Glide. Yup.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/Dilemma_1962/WG-Red1_zpsd55a081c.jpg
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/Dilemma_1962/WG-Blue1_zps914a258c.jpg
Truck Guy
02-09-2013, 6:27pm
Great looking bikes. Phuck the haters :D
I always wanted a Harley, just too damn lazy to learn how to ride! :lol:
Burro (He/Haw)
02-09-2013, 6:33pm
Great looking bikes. Phuck the haters :D
I always wanted a Harley, just too damn lazy to learn how to ride! :lol:
Agreed. Besides, who could pass up this marketing;
The Motor Company is guaranteed to get stares from envious cagers who spot you blazing down the streets.
And;
This beefy custom handlebar is truly reminiscent of a classic, old school raked-out chopper.
Then;
Give your passenger something to hold, or strap on a bedroll for a weekend run.
lspencer534
02-09-2013, 6:49pm
Does it come with a vibrator in the passenger seat?
Burro (He/Haw)
02-09-2013, 6:58pm
Does it come with a vibrator in the passenger seat?
Why? What you got in mind? You and Barbie gonna hit the open road cage free? :lol:
kingpin
02-09-2013, 6:59pm
Great looking bikes. Phuck the haters :D
I always wanted a Harley, just too damn lazy to learn how to ride! :lol:
:iagree:
Who gives a crap what anyone else thinks.
I like them and would buy one if I had the cash.
A pair of assless chaps and I`d be ready to roll.
Steve Austin
02-09-2013, 7:07pm
Black, rocks.:seasix:
Burro (He/Haw)
02-09-2013, 7:10pm
Black, rocks.:seasix:
It's actually blue. Crummy iPhone pic.
Does it come with a vibrator in the passenger seat?
Have you not been on a Harley? The whole bike IS the vibrator. I've got a Harley clone, a Yamaha Road Star. Those crazy Japanese figured out how to get the bike to vibrate at idle, yet ride like glass on the road.
Harleys definitely have the looks, and I stopped in a Victory dealership while buying chain saw parts, and have to say, they've got some good lookin' stuff, too. They've come a long way from their beginnings.
Looks like they copied the S&S side cover (ugly). I guess they want you to buy their screaming eagle chrome stuff to replace that.
Both are nice but I prefer the red one. :seasix:
Burro (He/Haw)
02-09-2013, 7:30pm
Both are nice but I prefer the red one. :seasix:
Me too. By a long shot.
they've got some good lookin' stuff, too.
The key word there is some. This isn't one of them.
http://image.hotbikeweb.com/f/29956843/1007_hbkp_18_z+2011_victory_motorcycles_preview+victory_vision_8_ball.jpg
The whole bike IS the vibrator.
My '09 has the 96B twinkie. The B means balanced. It' doesn't vibrate at all. The Moco kinda messed up IMHO on this one. My Bagger is a different story. The EVO shakes like a mofo at idle.
Mounting is different too. The 96B in the Softail line is mounted directly to the frame. The others are rubber mounted.
Truck Guy
02-09-2013, 7:40pm
A pair of assless chaps and I`d be ready to roll.:blush: Now you're starting to sound like Skia :lol:
Me too. By a long shot.
The key word there is some. This isn't one of them.
http://image.hotbikeweb.com/f/29956843/1007_hbkp_18_z+2011_victory_motorcycles_preview+victory_vision_8_ball.jpg
I agree. Two words for that bike: fu gly.
Grey Ghost
02-09-2013, 7:55pm
I had one in the early 90's. We went to Daytona Bike week a few times and the mountains. I also enjoyed touring the assembly plant in York, PA. Never had a Springer, but it was my fav. Just that throwback look of the 30's/40's. Do they even still make a Springer ?
Burro (He/Haw)
02-09-2013, 8:01pm
Do they even still make a Springer ?
They come and go. None this year however.
69camfrk
02-09-2013, 9:13pm
I still can't get used to the bobbed fender on the Wide Glide. I like the older style fender, but other than that, they look really good. I like the curves on the older WG's and have a 1981 Shovel WG coming along nicely. It is essentially a new bike as it has been torn down to the last nut and bolt, frame powder coated, cases split, well, all done. Bike has great lines and the wider front end than what they went to in the later 80's into the present.
Burro (He/Haw)
02-09-2013, 9:20pm
What I don't like is the black lace wheels and engine.
Chuck A
02-09-2013, 9:21pm
Harleys are good, yea Good
Kawasaki is better, just My opinion
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