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island14
02-06-2013, 2:19am
WTF! Serious? :island14:
2nd-grader suspended over imaginary grenade | The Lookout - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/2nd-grader-suspended-over-imaginary-grenade-224740937.html)
A seven-year-old boy was suspended from his elementary school for using an imaginary grenade while playing "Rescue the World" on the playground.
The story was featured on Fox 31 Denver. Second-grader Alex Evans pretended to throw a grenade into a box full of, in his words, "pretend evil forces."
"I pretended the box, there's something shaking in it, and I go pshhh," Alex explained.
Unfortunately for Alex, his exploits (heroic as they were) went against Mary Blair Elementary School rules. Those rules include no fighting (real or pretend) and no weapons (real or pretend).
Alex's mom commented that she doesn't think the rule is practical. "Honestly I don’t think the rule is very realistic for kids this age,” Mandie Watkins said. "I think that when a child is trying to save the world, I don’t think he should be punished for it."
Alex is just as perplexed as his mom. "I was trying to save people and I just can’t believe I got dispended," he told Fox 31.
A similar incident took place last month in Pennsylvania when a fifth-grade girl was reprimanded by school officials for bringing a piece of paper in the shape of gun to class.
VatorMan
02-06-2013, 6:57am
This morning's news-A 10 year old was ARRESTED in N. Virginia for taking a toy gun to school. Not sent home, ARRESTED.
This shit is getting out of hand.
Datawiz
02-06-2013, 7:17am
We are so screwed. :sadangel:
We are so screwed. :sadangel:
You said it brutha........:leaving:
sanchez
02-06-2013, 7:33am
We are being served by the government we have elected. The problem isn't the government. The problem is the population that allows these types of people to assume positions of power and retain them.
We are being served by the government we have elected. The problem isn't the government. The problem is the population that allows these types of people to assume positions of power and retain them.
I disagree. Just because someone hands me a loaded gun doesn't mean I start killing people with it. I have a level of responsibility to handle the gun properly.
The elected officials aren't doing that.
sanchez
02-06-2013, 8:56am
I disagree. Just because someone hands me a loaded gun doesn't mean I start killing people with it. I have a level of responsibility to handle the gun properly.
The elected officials aren't doing that.
I'm not sure i follow. Can you expand a little on this?
island14
02-06-2013, 9:23am
We are so screwed. :sadangel:
When simple logic stoops to this level?
I have to agree... :sadangel:
island14
02-06-2013, 9:24am
I disagree. Just because someone hands me a loaded gun doesn't mean I start killing people with it. I have a level of responsibility to handle the gun properly.
The elected officials aren't doing that.
"I pretended the box, there's something shaking in it, and I go pshhh," Alex explained.
Pshhhhhh, Pshhhhhh, Pshhhhhh...... :lol:
ApexOversteer
02-06-2013, 1:15pm
Something is definitely wrong when the most feared words on the play ground are "Pew-Pew-Pew! I got you!"
island14
02-06-2013, 1:19pm
Something is definitely wrong when the most feared words on the play ground are "Pew-Pew-Pew! I got you!"
Its Pshhhhhh, Pshhhhhh, Pshhhhhh.....
And don't forget those other arrestable sounds like bang bang, or boom boom..
:lol:
onedef92
02-06-2013, 1:21pm
Something is definitely wrong when the most feared words on the play ground are "Pew-Pew-Pew! I got you!"
"Then the Emperor has already won..." - Obi Wan Kenobi
sanchez
02-06-2013, 1:29pm
Problem is the brain dead, gov't tit sucking morons are voting.
If you're on welfare you shouldn't be able to vote. Period.
That would be a start to solving the problem.
Sure that's part of it.
I've been thinkin about this for a while now.
The left and right want the .gov to regulate things it has no business being involved in. The .gov is only too happy to oblige. They are now regulating everything.
Every single person on this board is a criminal in one way or another at some level of government.
It's too much.
The people let this happen and until we as a society say enough it won't change.
My guess is that the government will collapse under its own weight long before John Q Public wakes up.
Meeko87
02-06-2013, 1:32pm
If we just ban children, we could protect pretend evil forces from imaginary grenade attacks.
onedef92
02-06-2013, 1:34pm
Sure that's part of it.
I've been thinkin about this for a while now.
The left and right want the .gov to regulate things it has no business being involved in. The .gov is only too happy to oblige. They are now regulating everything.
Every single person on this board is a criminal in one way or another at some level of government.
It's too much.
The people let this happen and until we as a society say enough it won't change.
My guess is that the government will collapse under its own weight long before John Q Public wakes up.
Looking at that Mel Gibson movie "The Patriot" is not only historically entertaining, it's become chillingly prophetic.
Could it be we are on the verge of seeing militia citizenry revolting against the federal government and armed with AR-15's instead of muskets? I know peeps who are buying boxes of ammo daily now....
onedef92
02-06-2013, 1:59pm
Yeah, the Department of Homeland Security. :wtf:
At least we'll get Raptured out before the proverbial :chitfan:though...
Burnt C6
02-06-2013, 2:31pm
Wait till they make air humping = rape. :crazy:
As long as it was with some one of the same sex it would be OK. Because playing like you are Gay is far more admirable than playing like you are saving the world.
onedef92
02-06-2013, 2:38pm
One hopes.
Definitely don't wanna be around for the 7-year, Post-Tribulation Period. :leaving:
island14
02-06-2013, 2:48pm
Definitely don't wanna be around for the 7-year, Post-Tribulation Period. :leaving:
I still need to get with you more on this stuffs before it is too late.. :yesnod:
:cert:
onedef92
02-06-2013, 3:30pm
I still need to get with you more on this stuffs before it is too late.. :yesnod:
:cert:
Tim, it's as simple as A, B,C:
A is ADMIT you're a sinner, that you need Christ as your savior, and that all those who call on the Lord Jesus and obey Him will be saved. You can't be saved without Him, nor add to or take from what Christ has done for you (Romans 3:23, 5:8, 6:23).
B is BELIEVE the Lord Jesus Christ is the Son of the Living God. You can know He is Who He says He is by the hundreds of prophecies that came true in His Life. Many things foretold hundreds of years before His birth came true in His lifetime, and others He Himself made came true later (Romans 10:9, 10:10).
C is CONFESS to the Lord and admit to yourself that you have responsibilities and that you have commitments as a believer and follower of Jesus Christ. The more you know about the Lord Jesus Christ, the more you'll want to tell other people about Him (Romans 10:13, 11:36, John 1:1).
For any plan of salvation to be effective you need to be in the Bible, God's Word, daily. You can't teach something you don't know. If someone asks you a question you don't know the answer to, that's okay.
Find out the answer and get back to them. The important thing is to tell them the difference Christ has made in your life. Lead them through the sinner's prayer below (keeping in mind that the prayer itself isn't what saves you):
"Lord Jesus, I know that I am a sinner, and that I do not deserve eternal life. But, I believe you died and rose from the grave to purchase a place in Heaven for me. Jesus come into my life, take control of my life, forgive my sins and save me. I am now placing my trust in you alone for my salvation and I accept your free gift of eternal life."
Christianity; a moment to accept, a lifetime to perfect, an eternity with Christ! Rejoice in your Salvation, brother! :hurray::angel:
island14
02-06-2013, 3:56pm
Tim, it's as simple as A, B,C:
A is ADMIT you're a sinner, that you need Christ as your savior, and that all those who call on the Lord Jesus and obey Him will be saved. You can't be saved without Him, nor add to or take from what Christ has done for you (Romans 3:23, 5:8, 6:23).
B is BELIEVE the Lord Jesus Christ is the Son of the Living God. You can know He is Who He says He is by the hundreds of prophecies that came true in His Life. Many things foretold hundreds of years before His birth came true in His lifetime, and others He Himself made came true later (Romans 10:9, 10:10).
C is CONFESS to the Lord and admit to yourself that you have responsibilities and that you have commitments as a believer and follower of Jesus Christ. The more you know about the Lord Jesus Christ, the more you'll want to tell other people about Him (Romans 10:13, 11:36, John 1:1).
For any plan of salvation to be effective you need to be in the Bible, God's Word, daily. You can't teach something you don't know. If someone asks you a question you don't know the answer to, that's okay.
Find out the answer and get back to them. The important thing is to tell them the difference Christ has made in your life. Lead them through the sinner's prayer below (keeping in mind that the prayer itself isn't what saves you):
"Lord Jesus, I know that I am a sinner, and that I do not deserve eternal life. But, I believe you died and rose from the grave to purchase a place in Heaven for me. Jesus come into my life, take control of my life, forgive my sins and save me. I am now placing my trust in you alone for my salvation and I accept your free gift of eternal life."
Christianity; a moment to accept, a lifetime to perfect, an eternity with Christ! Rejoice in your Salvation, brother! :hurray::angel:
Thank you Julian.
I have no problems with A,B or C..
Some of the rest of it I am still a bit confused on..
You were there with me at my side when I lost my mother last year, I will never forget that, EVER! and I will always think of you as my spiritual guide.
:cert:
onedef92
02-07-2013, 9:21am
Thank you Julian.
I have no problems with A,B or C..
Some of the rest of it I am still a bit confused on..
You were there with me at my side when I lost my mother last year, I will never forget that, EVER! and I will always think of you as my spiritual guide.
:cert:
Tim, the only thing we can take with us after death is other people to Heaven. And I want to take as many with me as possible. :yesnod:
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