If you're gonna buy an umbrella holder [Archive]

DAB

01-30-2013, 6:46pm

sensitive guy can't stand a little sunshine? :rolleyes:

a gentleman would hold it and keep her shaded. :slap:

Kerrmudgeon

01-30-2013, 6:49pm

cheeky little devil isn't she?:D

Hey, it's a job!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vP4ALaez3W8/TSLnWqC-haI/AAAAAAAABYI/7cgHzNOLjes/s400/oreca-skirt.gif

lander

01-30-2013, 7:00pm

I'm confused :confused: where exactly is this "umbrella" you speak of?

Bill

01-30-2013, 7:23pm

I bet she could crush a man's skull with her thighs.

There are probably worse ways to go.

NEED-A-VETTE

01-30-2013, 7:45pm

sensitive guy can't stand a little sunshine? :rolleyes:

a gentleman would hold it and keep her shaded. :slap:

Bite your tongue!!! The racing world NEEDS umbrella girls.

DAB

01-30-2013, 7:46pm

Bite your tongue!!! The racing world NEEDS umbrella girls.

sure, but they could wander into the stands and help out some dudes enjoying some beers.

NEED-A-VETTE

01-30-2013, 7:48pm

sure, but they could wander into the stands and help out some dudes enjoying some beers.

There's no rule against bringing your own umbrella girl. :island14:

DAB

01-30-2013, 7:52pm

There's no rule against bringing your own umbrella girl. :island14:

pretty sure Mrs. DAB would frown on that....yeah, very sure.

NEED-A-VETTE

01-30-2013, 7:54pm

pretty sure Mrs. DAB would frown on that....yeah, very sure.

Mrs. Dab IS your umbrella girl. :)

You don't even need a race to go to. Role play, my man. Role. Play.

:dance:

DAB

01-30-2013, 7:58pm

Mrs. Dab IS your umbrella girl. :)

You don't even need a race to go to. Role play, my man. Role. Play.

:dance:

told her that....got a :rolleyes: reply....this is not going as you advertised. :slap:

yeah, i spoil her.

phew, sun has set, i can put the umbrella away and help prepare dinner.

NEED-A-VETTE

01-30-2013, 8:03pm

told her that....got a :rolleyes: reply....this is not going as you advertised. :slap:

yeah, i spoil her.

phew, sun has set, i can put the umbrella away and help prepare dinner.

:rofl:

How about this: You can be her umbrella guy???

Disclaimer: Umbrella guy duties include providing full massage and pedicure service. And happy ending.

DAB

01-30-2013, 8:05pm

:rofl:

How about this: You can be her umbrella guy???

Disclaimer: Umbrella guy duties include providing full massage and pedicure service. And happy ending.

yup.

:DAB:

ApexOversteer

01-30-2013, 8:28pm

Buy? :rofl:

The sponsor gives him the umbrella girl... sometimes two.

NeedSpeed

01-31-2013, 12:41am

Buy? :rofl:

The sponsor gives him the umbrella girl... sometimes two.

So how do I get a sponsor??
:waiting:

FasterTraffic

01-31-2013, 1:25am

Bite your tongue!!! The racing world NEEDS umbrella girls.

I think I speak for most of mankind when I say the entire world needs umbrella girls. The world is a better place with them in it.

NEED-A-VETTE

01-31-2013, 2:02am

I think I speak for most of mankind when I say the entire world needs umbrella girls. The world is a better place with them in it.

We females don't mind the eye candy, either. Way better than looking at a 300 lb. female trying to pull of some spandex. :island14:

Olustee bus

01-31-2013, 5:24am

Hell, he could sit under the shade of her azz. I would.

island14

01-31-2013, 5:30am

Bite your tongue!!! The racing world NEEDS umbrella girls.

:iagree:

Mine also fans me and feeds me grapes one at a time. :D

Vet4jdc

01-31-2013, 7:25am

where to purchase and how much? :D

FRISKY

01-31-2013, 9:36am

:iagree:

Mine also fans me and feeds me grapes one at a time. :DDoes she peel the grapes?

01-31-2013, 4:49pm

Umbrella Girls USA (http://www.umbrellagirlsusa.com/index1.php)

Loco Vette

01-31-2013, 4:53pm

where to purchase and how much? :D

I think that falls under the old adage about if you have to ask . . . . .

Truck Guy

01-31-2013, 5:01pm

Disclaimer: Umbrella guy duties include providing full massage and pedicure service. And happy ending.Hmm...Mrs. TG never called me her umbrella guy when she gets all of those sevices :leaving:

NeedSpeed

01-31-2013, 5:09pm

Umbrella Girls USA (http://www.umbrellagirlsusa.com/index1.php)

Nice

OldSarge

01-31-2013, 5:14pm

Bite your tongue!!! The racing world NEEDS umbrella girls.

I think all of us guys could use one of those, and maybe she can even multitask.........:hurray:

NEED-A-VETTE

01-31-2013, 5:30pm

Hmm...Mrs. TG never called me her umbrella guy when she gets all of those sevices :leaving:

So, what do you guys do instead? Pool boy? Plumber? Pizza delivery guy? :D

C5SilverBullet

01-31-2013, 5:34pm

I should get me one of those.

Mirroredshades

01-31-2013, 6:57pm

a gentleman would hold it and keep her shaded. :slap:

I'd keep her Shaded. :hammertime:

...Whitepower...

01-31-2013, 9:01pm

My Rolls came with one.. I'm good..

http://images.europeancarweb.com/firstlook/0412_Rollsandbentley_17z+Rolls_Royce_Phantom_VI+Door_Jamb_Umbrella_Holder.jpg

NEED-A-VETTE

01-31-2013, 9:25pm

My Rolls came with one.. I'm good..

http://images.europeancarweb.com/firstlook/0412_Rollsandbentley_17z+Rolls_Royce_Phantom_VI+Door_Jamb_Umbrella_Holder.jpg

Baller.

NeedSpeed

01-31-2013, 9:28pm

My Rolls came with one.. I'm good..

You get to use the hole too?

SNL Mercury Mistress commercial 1998 FULL VERSION (1,34 min) - YouTube

:D

...Whitepower...

01-31-2013, 9:46pm

Ever see this..:rofl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nKCsBNhcdU

Truck Guy

01-31-2013, 10:41pm

So, what do you guys do instead? Pool boy? Plumber? Pizza delivery guy? :DWhy, I don't know what you mean... :leaving:

Mrs. Colleen

01-31-2013, 10:48pm

sensitive guy can't stand a little sunshine? :rolleyes:

a gentleman would hold it and keep her shaded. :slap:
Ever hung around in the desert in full leathers? She is the one in skimpy clothes...she'll be just fine. :rofl:
:rofl:

How about this: You can be her umbrella guy???

Disclaimer: Umbrella guy duties include providing full massage and pedicure service. And happy ending.
Motorcycle racing's cutest couple: Josh Hayes and Melissa Paris...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/AFIDrummerGirl/umbrellaboy_zps78ce0a25.jpg

:hurray:

NeedSpeed

01-31-2013, 11:00pm

Ever see this..:rofl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nKCsBNhcdU

No, and now I wish I hadn't :lol:

FasterTraffic

02-01-2013, 10:55am

Any more pictures of her? Please.

This is the way to go.

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Doing_Her_Job_Well.jpg

ASTROCREEP

02-01-2013, 11:12am

Umbrella Girls USA (http://www.umbrellagirlsusa.com/index1.php)

Ha! small world. I know one of the ladies who started this company, Natalie. These girls use to come to the Supermoto USA races in Stockton.

It was just a club race but rolling up to the grid with them there made the racing experience that much better!

snide

02-01-2013, 11:59am

cheeky little devil isn't she?:D

Hey, it's a job!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vP4ALaez3W8/TSLnWqC-haI/AAAAAAAABYI/7cgHzNOLjes/s400/oreca-skirt.gif

That could make a great avatar...

FasterTraffic

02-01-2013, 1:51pm

That could make a great avatar...

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww142/polemic/Forum%20Stuff/GridGlimpse_zpsb5238f3f.jpg