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Sweet 90
01-28-2013, 5:01pm
When you said your new GF liked Betty Boop, I always thought you meant your Vette:D:D
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nutz4c4
01-28-2013, 5:20pm
:rofl::rofl:...:seasix:
If had her as a GF, I would be dehydrated.:Sexy:
Frizlefrak
01-28-2013, 7:57pm
If had her as a GF, I would be dehydrated.:Sexy:
Hell, I'd work myself into a coma.....or drown drinking her bathwater. :yesnod:
DukeAllen
01-28-2013, 8:24pm
I'd tell them to hook me up to an I.V. drip. Saline, Vitamin C and Viagra. :D
What were you guys saying, I seemed to have passed out. :barnbabe:
Pete is my hero. :seasix:
BTW Pete, can I come over for diver sometime. :D Your GF looks like a nice lady.
Pete is my hero. :seasix:
BTW Pete, can I come over for diver sometime. :D Your GF looks like a nice lady.
Thanks, but I wish she was my woman. She reminds me of my old Danish girl. :). Dude that was a babe!
...she was a babe
you guys are something else LOL
RedLS1GTO
01-28-2013, 11:33pm
Dude that was a babe!
Wait... whut?
:leaving:
Frizlefrak
01-29-2013, 12:51am
Wait... whut?
:leaving:
:iagree: Yeah....you may want to re-read that one again Pete :lol:
DukeAllen
01-29-2013, 7:08am
Poor Pete was channeling Steven Tyler :lol:
Taurus
01-29-2013, 10:35pm
What were you guys saying, I seemed to have passed out. :barnbabe:
Age is a beach eh Bill?
Wait, what happened and was that sarcasm from me?
Sweet 90
01-30-2013, 12:53pm
If had her as a GF, I would be dead in a week.:Sexy:
Fixt
Hell, I'd work myself into a coma.....or drown drinking her bathwater. :yesnod:
Hell Friz, even us cats would jump into a bath with her:seasix:
Age is a beach eh Bill?
Wait, what happened and was that sarcasm from me?
I thought I understood you for a moment, but then I wasn't sure.:confused5:
The worst part is when you vision goes. On a pill bottle, it's hard to tell the difference between Valium and Viagra. :leaving:
DukeAllen
01-30-2013, 6:57pm
I thought I understood you for a moment, but then I wasn't sure.:confused5:
The worst part is when you vision goes. On a pill bottle, it's hard to tell the difference between Valium and Viagra. :leaving:
As long as the viagra worked I'd be so happy I wouldn't need the valium:rofl:
Not that I'd ever need anything like that:leaving:
SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84
01-30-2013, 7:57pm
As long as the viagra worked I'd be so happy I wouldn't need the valium:rofl:
And if the valium worked, you wouldn't care if you needed the viagra......:rofl:
DukeAllen
01-30-2013, 10:07pm
And if the valium worked, you wouldn't care if you needed the viagra......:rofl:
You don't know me:D:rofl:
Frizlefrak
01-31-2013, 6:22pm
My last Dr visit, he asked if I had any symptoms of E.D. I told him "Doc, I can still cut diamonds". Puzzled look (He's originally from Columbia). Then I said "allow me to clarify....I can knock a hole in a cinderblock wall". THAT time, he got it. :lol:
I was saving the big guns....."harder than Chinese math" for round three. :rofl:
Sweet 90
01-31-2013, 6:36pm
My last Dr visit, he asked if I had any symptoms of E.D. I told him "Doc, I can still cut diamonds". Puzzled look (He's originally from Columbia). Then I said "allow me to clarify....I can knock a hole in a cinderblock wall". THAT time, he got it. :lol:
I was saving the big guns....."harder than Chinese math" for round three. :rofl:
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http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/index-28_zpsab414b17.jpg:lolsmile::lolsmile:
Frizlefrak
01-31-2013, 7:47pm
Yeah, like a feline has any bragging rights there. :rofl:
Besides, I've got a 9" tongue and I breathe through my ears. :yesnod:
Frizlefrak
01-31-2013, 7:50pm
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"mmmmm.....smells like tuna....."
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DukeAllen
01-31-2013, 7:57pm
Yeah, like a feline has any bragging rights there. :rofl:
Besides, I've got a 9" tongue and I breathe through my ears. :yesnod:
Sounds like a freak. Maybe that's why, when you went down on the wife outside one night, you were going to town saying "baby this is the best ever" and she said "Get a flashlight, for the last ten minutes you've been eating the grass."
:rofl:
Frizlefrak
01-31-2013, 9:16pm
"Get a flashlight, for the last ten minutes you've been eating the grass."
:rofl:
:lolsmile: :lolsmile: :lolsmile:
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