Where's Our Pete?

[Sweet 90]

OK, here's an APB for Pete. Do you think he went and eloped with his new woman?:confused5::D

[DukeAllen]

He's probably just busy with holiday nookie :D
It's been pretty quiet in here this week.

[Sweet 90]

He's probably just busy with holiday nookie :D
It's been pretty quiet in here this week.

:iagree:
Probably to exhausted to type, or he may of OD'd on Viagra:leaving:

[C4fan]

Maybe he is out looking for this,,,

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii316/tuffLUV_photos/BS/pinkvette_zps13f10e9f.jpg

[Sweet 90]

Maybe he is out looking for this,,,



Bill, if I were you, I would now prepare yourself for some excruciating photochops.:rofl:

[C4fan]

Bill, if I were you, I would now prepare yourself for some excruciating photochops.:rofl:

Sometime you just have to take one for the team.:sadangel:

[Sweet 90]

Sometime you just have to take one for the team.:sadangel:

Well let's hope Pete is too oversexed at the moment to read (or care) about this.:D

[C4fan]

Well let's hope Pete is too oversexed at the moment to read (or care) about this.:D

True and if not hopefully he will get the hint, "take ONE for the team"

[Sweet 90]

True and if not hopefully he will get the hint, "take ONE for the team"
Well I hope he takes more than one:D

[five-oh]

Y'all are playing with fire. :lol: I'd rather tweak Taurus....

[WW7]

Here's what I think happened....Pete let his new girlfriend tie him to the bed with a rope on the promise of some crazy sex.....After cinching him to the bed ,she and her girlfriend got into his 2 Corvettes and took off down the road laughing there asses off. Pete is still tied to the bed and can't believe he fell for this trick and let a women screw him over ..:rofl: ... Hopefully someone will discover him before he dies from starvation or thirst....:seasix:...How's that for a theory???..Now, who's going to call the police to go cut him loose?.....How dout you Bobby??.:D.......WW

[DukeAllen]

Maybe he got in her pants and discovered she was a he, and he's too humiliated to come here. Especially after having already told her how hot s/he was in the sack:rofl:

[DukeAllen]

Maybe he is out looking for this,,,

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii316/tuffLUV_photos/BS/pinkvette_zps13f10e9f.jpg

So...how much did that paint job cost you?:D

[C4fan]

So...how much did that paint job cost you?:D

Oh that? Nothing, I accidentally put the white one in with the red laundry.:D

[Wathen1955]

I think you guys have it all wrong. Pete had so much wild sex that he's in sleep mode to recover. ;)

[Ch@0s]

I will go look for him at the bottom of my bottle. I will let you guys know if I him. :D

Happy new years guys. :seasix:

[WW7]

I will go look for him at the bottom of my bottle. I will let you guys know if I him. :D

Happy new years guys. :seasix:

You need to read the blue sentence again, sounds like you've been at the bottle most of the day...:rofl:..Happy New Year....WW

[five-oh]

Here's what I think happened....Pete let his new girlfriend tie him to the bed with a rope on the promise of some crazy sex.....After cinching him to the bed ,she and her girlfriend got into his 2 Corvettes and took off down the road laughing there asses off. Pete is still tied to the bed and can't believe he fell for this trick and let a women screw him over ..:rofl: ... Hopefully someone will discover him before he dies from starvation or thirst....:seasix:...How's that for a theory???..Now, who's going to call the police to go cut him loose?.....How dout you Bobby??.:D.......WW

After that scenario- I'm gonna pass, because he would doubtless be unclothed. Ain't enough mindbleach in the world for that.:rofl: I'll send someone else.:seasix:

[WW7]

After that scenario- I'm gonna pass, because he would doubtless be unclothed. Ain't enough mindbleach in the world for that.:rofl: I'll send someone else.:seasix:

Yeah Bobby, I see your point...Maybe call 911 and have them send someone over....:rofl:... .... It is kind of strange that he went missing right after meeting this new girl, man I hope Im wrong about what happened, but it would give us something to talk about for quite a while if my scenario was correct..:rofl:......WW

[Ch@0s]

You need to read the blue sentence again, sounds like you've been at the bottle most of the day...:rofl:..Happy New Year....WW
I have to admit I did start a little early..yesterday :D

[DukeAllen]

I hope he didn't wake up after a night with her, finding himself in a tub full of ice and a note on the wall to call 911 because she took his kidneys:slap:

[Frizlefrak]

All is well in Peteland....got a text from him. No pink Corvettes or anything equally hideous....he's visiting family, and has a new smartphone that isn't cooperating for posting here. He says to wish the Posse a happy new year, and here's to another year of lunacy at the Barn. :cert:

The madness shall pick up right where it left off.....stay tuned.... :lol:

[WW7]

All is well in Peteland....got a text from him. No pink Corvettes or anything equally hideous....he's visiting family, and has a new smartphone that isn't cooperating for posting here. He says to wish the Posse a happy new year, and here's to another year of lunacy at the Barn. :cert:

The madness shall pick up right where it left off.....stay tuned.... :lol:

Glad to hear everything is alright with Pete, but it would have been fun if some of the scenarios were what was really going on...Well, all except for the one with him losing his kidneys...:D....WW

[C4fan]

Glad to hear everything is alright with Pete, but it would have been fun if some of the scenarios were what was really going on...Well, all except for the one with him losing his kidneys...:D....WW

:iagree: Thanks alot Pete this was really going somewhere before the legitimate "new phone" thing.

Happy New Year:D

[PLRX]

Pop

[DukeAllen]

Welcome back Pete. You're just in time to see that Sweets was going to elope with friz until he decided Texas was too damn cold for him:lol:

[Sweet 90]

Welcome back Pete. You're just in time to see that Sweets was going to elope with friz until he decided Texas was too damn cold for him:lol:

:iagree:
Except for the eloping part:lol:

[C4fan]

Welcome back Pete, Hey uh,,, you know I was just kidding about the pink Corvette,,,, right?:leaving:

[Sweet 90]

Hey uh,,, you know I was just kidding about the pink Corvette,,,, right?:leaving:
Don't believe him Pete. Bill seemed quite serious to me:hurray:

[DukeAllen]

The rainbow bumper sticker was the real giveaway.:D

[C4fan]

Don't believe him Pete. Bill seemed quite serious to me:hurray:

This coming from the mouth of someone who licks their own kitty cone. Who ya gonna belive Pete.:lol:

[nutz4c4]

This coming from the mouth of someone who licks their own kitty cone. Who ya gonna belive Pete.:lol:

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg81/mikemark/Funny%20stuff/SMOKIN.gif

[Frizlefrak]

This coming from the mouth of someone who licks their own kitty cone. Who ya gonna belive Pete.:lol:

And when he finally finds a willing partner, can't find ground zero and winds up humping her back instead. :rofl:

[Sweet 90]

And when he finally finds a willing partner, can't find ground zero and winds up humping her back instead. :rofl:

Well I can see the snow hasn't dulled your sense of humour yet. Maybe a couple of more days of snow will be required:D

[nutz4c4]

Well I can see the snow hasn't dulled your sense of humour yet. Maybe a couple of more days of snow will be required:D

Probably had his touqe on..:rofl: