sanchez
12-21-2012, 9:05pm
So we had our company Christmas party last night and we all brought in a gift and then drew numbers and then you pick a gift at random. If the next person likes your gift, they can steal it and them you picked up a new one from the pile.
Alcohol is a favorite.
How awesome would it be to get one of those wine box things am instead of putting a bottle of Chardonnay in it, putting a ridiculously large black dildo in it. I'm talking 15 inches and 6 pounds of massive rubber peen.
Solid, right?
I also thought about taking an old box of win glasses and instead of wine glasses making it a box of dildos. No one ever opens the box at the party so they wouldn't know till the got home and had a box full of 30 dildos.
I love the holidays.
Alcohol is a favorite.
How awesome would it be to get one of those wine box things am instead of putting a bottle of Chardonnay in it, putting a ridiculously large black dildo in it. I'm talking 15 inches and 6 pounds of massive rubber peen.
Solid, right?
I also thought about taking an old box of win glasses and instead of wine glasses making it a box of dildos. No one ever opens the box at the party so they wouldn't know till the got home and had a box full of 30 dildos.
I love the holidays.