What do you think God would say if you were in critical condition?

[DJ_Critterus]

*****************edited to keep the peace **********************

Second, a friend's MIL was injured today and in stable condition now. He stated that, "God chose to look over her today." That got me thinking.

If I was in critical condition, I'm sure God would probably say something like, "Pull it!!! Pull the Plug you dumb ass. Hurry up!"

Jsut my thoughts. What about you peoples?

[Aerovette]

"Dumbass, you should have known not to try that".

"See you in a few...HA Just kidding !!"

[kingpin]

You gave up on me so I give up on you d-bag.

[ApexOversteer]

"See this is why your mother told you to always wear clean underwear."

[SteelCityBlue]

I'm holding that beer now, bitch

[ft laud mike]

Probably something along the lines of "good luck M'FR"... but I have not lead a stellar life (biblically speaking)
:cert:

[DJ_Critterus]

:funnier:

I can see that scene in Bull Durham when the team is having a break down after a winning streak and they are having a Sermon on the Mound. Jose, the 1st Baseman keeps missing plays because his glove is cursed and he needs a live chicken to remove it. At that point Tim Robbins says, "Give me the ****in glove. I'll take the damn curse off."

I can imagine God saying something like, "Give me the ****in cord. I'll pull the damn thing."

:funnier:

[DJ_Critterus]

Probably something along the lines of "good luck M'FR"... but I have not lead a stellar life (biblically speaking)
:cert:

Sodomy, right?

[boracayjohnny]

"I've been saving your ass for a lotta years now all over the world. See ya."

:D

[MEC5LADY]

You just had to push the limit one more time didn't you dumbazz.

[LilRedCorvette]

He wouldn't say anything. He would just show me this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/lilredcorvette94/Funny%20Pics%20and%20Graphics/8CA0D7FBF41442EFA94189C1E80E4FAC.gif

[Iron Chef]

"Another fine mess you've gotten yourself into."

[...Whitepower...]

First, for those religion and god haters (we all know who you are) this is not a thread for you to piss all over by saying God doesn't exist or whatever. Save it for the otehr forum.



If you can dish it out you gotta be able to take it to..

[kylebuck]

took me long enough.

[Norm]

Tough shit, see ya........

[Joecooool]

First, for those religion and god haters (we all know who you are) this is not a thread for you to piss all over by saying God doesn't exist or whatever. Save it for the other forum.
If you know there is another forum for religion, why would you post a religious thread here and then demand no one make a disparaging comment?

How about I make a thread talking about how great Obama is here and ask all you haters to not comment?

:rofl:

[kylebuck]

If you know there is another forum for religion, why would you post a religious thread here and then demand no one make a disparaging comment?

How about I make a thread talking about how great Obama is here and ask all you haters to not comment?

:rofl:

shortest....thread....ever...

[Blademaker]

"Blademaker? That YOU? OHMYSELF, I smote the wrong person!
I thought you were Phil..........."

[onedef92]

Richard pryor heart attack - YouTube

[DJ_Critterus]

If you can dish it out you gotta be able to take it to..

That's not the point of this thread. More for humor than to listen to a sermon from anyone (and in my case...not to hear a sermon from the nay sayers). Let's stick to having a little fun here...Mmmm K?

If you know there is another forum for religion, why would you post a religious thread here and then demand no one make a disparaging comment?

How about I make a thread talking about how great Obama is here and ask all you haters to not comment?

:rofl:
Figures. This is what i was trying to avoid. YOu also have the option to not comment if you don't like the thread. Exercise your right to leave please. Nobody forced you to click.

[island14]

Tim, remember that one time when you screamed Oh God! ?


That little bitch is the one who gave you the clap.......


I had nothing to do with that by the way, but did bless you and your planet with Penicillin.. :D

[...Whitepower...]

That's not the point of this thread. More for humor than to listen to a sermon from anyone (and in my case...not to hear a sermon from the nay sayers). Let's stick to having a little fun here...Mmmm K?


Figures. This is what i was trying to avoid. YOu also have the option to not comment if you don't like the thread. Exercise your right to leave please. Nobody forced you to click.

You think all the anti-liberal/democrat/obama/gunner comments that you and others make all the time are appreciated by everyone? You and others bring politics into threads that have nothing to do with it if it means taking a cheap shot against others that don't share the same views as you.

And now you request that people that don't share your same religious views not post. Really??? I'm with Phil on this one.. Sorry.

I tend to fly under the radar and not post in any threads that will result in any kind of conflict here as i don't take myself too seriously at all but starting a thread like this the way you did was very hypocritical. Like i said if you can dish it out you gotta be able to take it.

By the way in your initial post you were joking about your situation but serious about your mother in laws. Kinda hard to read which direction you would want the thread to go just reading that.

[aj]

Sux to be you. :needcoffee:

[Doug28450]

I'm not ready for you yet. I still have plans for you and things for you to do.

[VITE1]

'How's that Atheism working for you now. I hope you like it hot"

At least I will get to spend more time with my family

[...Whitepower...]

'How's that Atheism working for you now. I hope you like it hot"

At least I will get to spend more time with my family

Alright... That was funny.. :D

[DJ_Critterus]

You think all the anti-liberal/democrat/obama/gunner comments that you and others make all the time are appreciated by everyone? You and others bring politics into threads that have nothing to do with it if it means taking a cheap shot against others that don't share the same views as you.

And now you request that people that don't share your same religious views not post. Really??? I'm with Phil on this one.. Sorry.

I tend to fly under the radar and not post in any threads that will result in any kind of conflict here as i don't take myself too seriously at all but starting a thread like this the way you did was very hypocritical. Like i said if you can dish it out you gotta be able to take it.

By the way in your initial post you were joking about your situation but serious about your mother in laws. Kinda hard to read which direction you would want the thread to go just reading that.

Fine, f'kit. you win.....

[...Whitepower...]

:dance: