lspencer534
12-16-2012, 1:25pm
Let's talk cold turkey right now:
1. It's a myth.
2. Really, they don't exist.
3. Everyone who claims something else is lying.
4. They were invented by feminazis to make men feel inadequate and gain power over them.
Female orgasms don't exist. You, dear reader, might say: "But I've been told that they do!" or "But I've once seen this movie where..." but today, I have to tell you that everything you thought you knew, were lies. Simple as that.
And look who backs up my statements - It's Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy Magazine and father of at least 1500 illegitimate children. And if there is someone who must know then it's him.
I'll cite him from his blog: "The female orgasm? Why not just discuss other myths like the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus or a smart blonde."
These alleged types of female orgasms do not exist:
•The Urethra Orgasm
•The Vaginal Orgasm
1. The G-Spot Orgasm
2. The A-Spot Orgasm
3. The P-Spot Orgasm
4. The Cervix Orgasm
•The Anal Orgasm
•The Nipple/other erogenous zone Orgasm
•The Mental Orgasm
Always there are some exceptions to the rule and there actually are some ways for a woman to orgasm, which we'll examine right now.
The exceptions
1. The Stabwound Orgasm
http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww22/lspencer534/myth.jpg
The stabwound orgasm is very widespread in the Doom Metal/Gloom Metal/Bloom Metal scene. It's a very dangerous way to climax because if it's executed by a drunk, i.e. an average Metal listener, it can end lives. At least those women who die from it could once experience the pleasure of orgasming. And honestly speaking, dying while cumming is one of the better ways to die.
2. The Childbirth Orgasm
Some women who have experienced this phenomenon described it similarly to Ruth Claire, the author of the its-so-fantastic-put-it-immediately-on-your-to-buy-list book "Mothering", who wrote the following heart-warming words about the childbirth orgasm:
"I had been told to expect a 'dogging pain,' but was unprepared for the sensation of sexual ecstasy, the voluptuous feeling of penetration....Crouched on my knees on the little afghan, I caught the infant who rushed from my vagina into the small world between my legs, in the midst of an extraordinary orgasm from the inside out."
Doesn't that sound fantastic?
And sick.
Apparently, women need a baby to show them how to orgasm properly, which makes all of them pedophiles.
http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww22/lspencer534/myth2.jpg
3. The Deniers
There exist some women who deny the non-existence of the female orgasm.
They would be adequately compared to the reverse form of someone denying the Holocaust.
One prime example of such an abomination is 24-year old Sarah Carmen who claims to suffer from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS) and has to endure more than 200 orgasms per day:
http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww22/lspencer534/myth3.jpg
First of all, that's a huge lie.
And secondly, this would only be possible if she was a man and even then this number would only be average and not really impressive.
Now you know.
1. It's a myth.
2. Really, they don't exist.
3. Everyone who claims something else is lying.
4. They were invented by feminazis to make men feel inadequate and gain power over them.
Female orgasms don't exist. You, dear reader, might say: "But I've been told that they do!" or "But I've once seen this movie where..." but today, I have to tell you that everything you thought you knew, were lies. Simple as that.
And look who backs up my statements - It's Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy Magazine and father of at least 1500 illegitimate children. And if there is someone who must know then it's him.
I'll cite him from his blog: "The female orgasm? Why not just discuss other myths like the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus or a smart blonde."
These alleged types of female orgasms do not exist:
•The Urethra Orgasm
•The Vaginal Orgasm
1. The G-Spot Orgasm
2. The A-Spot Orgasm
3. The P-Spot Orgasm
4. The Cervix Orgasm
•The Anal Orgasm
•The Nipple/other erogenous zone Orgasm
•The Mental Orgasm
Always there are some exceptions to the rule and there actually are some ways for a woman to orgasm, which we'll examine right now.
The exceptions
1. The Stabwound Orgasm
http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww22/lspencer534/myth.jpg
The stabwound orgasm is very widespread in the Doom Metal/Gloom Metal/Bloom Metal scene. It's a very dangerous way to climax because if it's executed by a drunk, i.e. an average Metal listener, it can end lives. At least those women who die from it could once experience the pleasure of orgasming. And honestly speaking, dying while cumming is one of the better ways to die.
2. The Childbirth Orgasm
Some women who have experienced this phenomenon described it similarly to Ruth Claire, the author of the its-so-fantastic-put-it-immediately-on-your-to-buy-list book "Mothering", who wrote the following heart-warming words about the childbirth orgasm:
"I had been told to expect a 'dogging pain,' but was unprepared for the sensation of sexual ecstasy, the voluptuous feeling of penetration....Crouched on my knees on the little afghan, I caught the infant who rushed from my vagina into the small world between my legs, in the midst of an extraordinary orgasm from the inside out."
Doesn't that sound fantastic?
And sick.
Apparently, women need a baby to show them how to orgasm properly, which makes all of them pedophiles.
http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww22/lspencer534/myth2.jpg
3. The Deniers
There exist some women who deny the non-existence of the female orgasm.
They would be adequately compared to the reverse form of someone denying the Holocaust.
One prime example of such an abomination is 24-year old Sarah Carmen who claims to suffer from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS) and has to endure more than 200 orgasms per day:
http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww22/lspencer534/myth3.jpg
First of all, that's a huge lie.
And secondly, this would only be possible if she was a man and even then this number would only be average and not really impressive.
Now you know.