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Neutron
10-25-2009, 11:52am
This guy is on a cruise ship and he finds out Megan Fox is on the cruise ship as well. The guy finally musters up the courage to go talk to her when the ship blows up. The Guy and Megan Fox are the only survivors and they swim to a small island near by.
Years go by and the guy and megan fox fall deeply in love with each other, and unofficaly declare themselves married.

One day a trunk washes up on the island and they find out it has only mens clothes in it. The guy says "Megan honey, you love me right?"
Megan says "of course I do"
He replies "So would you do me a small favor?"
"Sure, what is it?"
"Can you put on this tuxedo found in this trunk for me?"
Confused megan says "Sure"
"Can you also put on this top hat and use this charcoal and draw a mustache on yourself?"
Megan Relucantly puts on the hat and mustache.
"Finally, can I call you Bob?"
Megan Fox is starting to have second thoughts but still says "Ok, you can call me Bob"
The Guy excitingly says "HEY BOB! Your never going to guess who I'm f***ing!"

:D
Skia
10-25-2009, 11:58am
:rofl:

yeah I can see that. :takdir:
Culookin
10-25-2009, 1:47pm
:rofl: :takdir:
Ocalaguy
10-25-2009, 2:07pm
Call me slow, but I hard to read it 3 times. I just didn't see the funny.

Now I understand.
Neutron
10-25-2009, 2:30pm
Call me slow, but I hard to read it 3 times. I just didn't see the funny.

Now I understand.

lol que.

Yeah, it does have some grammar errors, I Copy and Pasted. I tried to correct most of them. :cheers:
VatorMan
10-25-2009, 2:58pm
mildly humorous. :hump:
Neutron
10-25-2009, 3:10pm
mildly humorous. :hump:

Thanks, man. :moon:
Blademaker
07-17-2011, 10:50pm
:sleep:
Low12s
07-17-2011, 10:55pm
mildly humorous. :hump:

mildly
Sea Six
07-17-2011, 10:57pm
Holy thread resurrection, Batman! :eek:
PLRX
07-17-2011, 10:59pm
I laughed for 1 second
Mirroredshades
07-17-2011, 11:12pm
:sadangel: Miss ya Neutron. :cheers:
Sea Six
07-17-2011, 11:40pm
:sadangel: Miss ya Neutron. :cheers:

:yesnod: :sadangel:


RIP, Jeremy.
kylebuck
07-18-2011, 2:45am
:sadangel: Miss ya Neutron. :cheers:

:iagree::sadangel:
73sbVert
07-18-2011, 7:51am
Did I miss something?

:confused:
Blademaker
07-18-2011, 8:06am
:yesnod: :sadangel:


RIP, Jeremy.

:iagree::sadangel:
BuckyThreadkiller
07-18-2011, 8:33am
Did I miss something?

:confused:

The OP, an original Moderator of this site, was killed last year in a work place accident.

Bringing this back was not the coolest thing ever, but most folks on here now don't know the backstory.
Blademaker
07-18-2011, 10:09am
The OP, an original Moderator of this site, was killed last year in a work place accident.

Bringing this back was not the coolest thing ever, but most folks on here now don't know the backstory.

I didn't know the story.

For those offended, I humbly apologize.

:slap: For me
NeedSpeed
07-18-2011, 10:22am
This comes up periodically.

For those interested in the history:

@BCF
Neutron has passed away - General Chaos - Banned Camp Forum (http://www.bannedcampforum.org/default.aspx?g=posts&t=11161)

@CF
NeutronVette passed away yesterday.. RIP Jeremy Lee - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/in-loving-memory-of-lost-corvetteforum-brothers-and-sisters/2648904-neutronvette-passed-away-yesterday-rip-jeremy-lee.html#post1574858803)
73sbVert
07-18-2011, 11:20am
Oh damn. My (belated) condolences to all.

I didn't spend a lot of time in OT over at CF, mostly in tech and PR&C, so I didn't really know him at all, didn't recognize the username.

May he Rest in Peace.

:sadangel: