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onedef92
11-29-2012, 3:19pm
Guilty NM prankster returns stolen toilet paper

Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012, 2:26 PM

PORTALES, N.M. - University officials say a New Mexico college graduate, apparently feeling guilty over a student prank years ago, has sent a box of toilet paper to repay the school for loot taken from a dormitory.

Eastern New Mexico University says it received the yuletide gift box this week along with a Christmas card and written apology.

The box contained five packages of 16 rolls of two-ply, septic-safe tissue for a total of 80 rolls.

The anonymous writer apologized for stealing bathroom tissue years ago and said a new dedication to Christian faith led to the deed.

It was unclear whether the gift itself was a prank. But university officials say "all is forgiven."

The toilet paper is being donating to a nearby charity because it doesn't fit the school's dispensers.

DAB
11-29-2012, 3:21pm
we have the weirdest stories from this state.

onedef92
11-29-2012, 3:27pm
we have the weirdest stories from this state.

And the dopest OD headline fodder... :rasta:

DAB
11-29-2012, 3:34pm
And the dopest OD headline fodder... :rasta:

apparently, about half our population exists to provide you with stories you can provide headlines for, and to serve as negative examples to others.

i'm trying to stay out of those groups. :DAB:

onedef92
11-29-2012, 3:37pm
apparently, about half our population exists to provide you with stories you can provide headlines for, and to serve as negative examples to others.

i'm trying to stay out of those groups. :DAB:

That is wise. :yesnod:

Doug28450
11-29-2012, 3:49pm
we have the weirdest stories from this state.

Keep at it and you'll live in the new Ohio.