(MEC5Lady) you'll appreciate this joke

[JRD77VET]

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....
that's just great....
Some asshole's got my pen!'
:lol:

[lspencer534]

:rofl:

[63C2splitter]

:rofl::rofl:

[Barn Babe]

:lol:

[Truck Guy]

:rofl: My daughter the nurse will love that one :seasix:

[wwomanC6]

:rofl::rofl:

[island14]

:lol:

[NavyC5]

:lol:

[78SA]

:lol:

[VatorMan]

:lol:

[markyerger]

:leaving:


:D

[jaxgator]

:funny:

[MEC5LADY]

:rofl: Good one.

Reminds me of the time I was helping a nurse turn a patient. This patient had a way of always having "things" in her bed that nobody could find out how they got there. One day I was helping turn the patient when the nurse went to listen to the patient's back. The end of the nurses stethoscope was missing and we couldn't find it or figure out what happened to it. A few hours later the nurse asked me to help turn the patient for her bath. When we turned the patient I had a view of the ladies butt and there was something sticking out of her buttcheek. The object turned out to be the nurses missing stethoscope bell :rofl: I asked the nurse if she wanted it back since it was now warm enough for the patient to tolerate but the nurse declined.