Dear Lord, please let me win the Power Ball this time....

[DJ_Critterus]

I promise to give at least 20% to charitable causes (the Shriners...and maybe in a search for a good QB for the jagwads) after I'm done being raped by the government before I split the take amongst my family.

that is all.

[Broken Wind]

Sorry DJ. I beat you to it.

[DJ_Critterus]

Sorry DJ. I beat you to it.

Yeah right. if you did, you be over at CF rubbing Utah's nose in it :funniest:

[kingpin]

I promise to give at least 20% to charitable causes (the Shriners...and maybe in a search for a good QB for the jagwads) after I'm done being raped by the government before I split the take amongst my family.

that is all.

Don't forget a frame joiner for the moose up north. :seasix:

[OddBall]

What, no pony?

[kylebuck]

Don't forget to break off a cool mill or two to your buddy joebuck

[DJ_Critterus]

Don't forget a frame joiner for the moose up north. :seasix:

I've already prayed for you and God said there was no hope.

What, no pony?
Nope... not even a Pony Car

Don't forget to break off a cool mill or two to your buddy joebuck

i was thinking some armored shorts for you, a nice truck, and a bass boat.

[American Made]

Yeah right. if you did, you be over at CF rubbing Utah's nose in it :funniest:

I'd love it if you won and did exactly that. Good luck!! :cert:

[Bucwheat]

Good luck DJ.:seasix:

[DJ_Critterus]

I fi come up in this bitch and buy all the hotel rooms for you all come the next Barn Raising you'll know what happened :cheers:

[Skia]

I hope you win it DJ. You gave your sanity and your health in service to our country. You deserve it. :seasix:

[DJ_Critterus]

I hope you win it DJ. You gave your sanity and your health in service to our country. You deserve it. :seasix:

that's the least of my worries. Wait, my sanity... I see what you did there :toetap: :funniest:

Hey, if i do win, will you hook me up with a dinner date with Maddie?

[JRD77VET]

I hope you win it DJ. You gave your sanity and your health in service to our country. You deserve it. :seasix:

So you trying to make us other folk who are playing feel guilty when we win?

[86RAG]

My wife is pissed, I forgot to pick up tickets :leaving:

[DJ_Critterus]

So you trying to make us other folk who are playing feel guilty when we win?

Hell yeah. Gotta share with your friends. This is completely voluntary so it's not one of them PR&C redistribution threads.

[JRD77VET]

My wife is pissed, I forgot to pick up tickets :leaving:

You can get tickets until 9:59 PM eastern time

Go before your wife beats you with a sock full of pennies when you sleep :issues:

[JRD77VET]

Hell yeah. Gotta share with your friends. This is completely voluntary so it's not one of them PR&C redistribution threads.

I can spend the wealth voluntarily :seasix:

[86RAG]

You can get tickets until 9:59 PM eastern time

Go before your wife beats you with a sock full of pennies when you sleep :issues:

Ain't gonna happen, already have a couple pops under the belt and not getting in the car! :cert:

[DJ_Critterus]

I can spend the wealth voluntarily :seasix:

Tis the point here :cheers: In all seriousness, my Shriner friends back in TX could use some upgraded ATVs for their parade fleet and a few other things and that'd be the first purchases with all the loot.

[kingpin]

If you win and open up you B&B "Breasts & More Breasts" you can hire me as your COA. .

[DJ_Critterus]

If you win and open up you B&B "Breasts & More Breasts" you can hire me as your COA. .

I'll be nice and let you sit at the bar and give you your own spot with a name tag.

[Bill]

I guess it is up to the old man to say that the lottery is a tax on dreamers and the math challenged. I hope you win, but your money would be better spent on a six pack. Get a little tipsy and dream without paying the lotto tax.

[DJ_Critterus]

I guess it is up to the old man to say that the lottery is a tax on dreamers and the math challenged. I hope you win, but your money would be better spent on a six pack. Get a little tipsy and dream without paying the lotto tax.

Meh, It's $2.00 that i can spare and the return on investment (although slim chances) would be nice. Plus, I have gone high class and bypassed the 6er. I'm drinking Torched Cherry Bacardi and Coke (the brown liquid kind) tonight :yesnod:

[kingpin]

I'll be nice and let you sit at the bar and give you your own spot with a name tag.

Fukk that Cliff Claven bullshit.
:kick:

[JRD77VET]

I guess it is up to the old man to say that the lottery is a tax on dreamers and the math challenged. I hope you win, but your money would be better spent on a six pack. Get a little tipsy and dream without paying the lotto tax.

I can dream and take my chances on less than the cost of a pack of cigarettes. I know the odds are astronomical but somebody will win :D

[FasterTraffic]

I can dream and take my chances on less than the cost of a pack of cigarettes. I know the odds are astronomical but somebody will win :D

It's similar to the rationale for purchasing life insurance.

With life insurance, the odds of dying early and your family needing that money is pretty small. That said, if your number does come up, and they don't have that money, it might be disastrous for your spouse and children. It's a relatively small amount of money spent to hedge against an unlikely but devastating event.

With the lottery, the odds of winning are infinitesimal. If you do win, though, you're going to have hot and cold running hookers and blow. Thus, it's a relatively small amount of money spent on an unlikely but stupendously awesome event.

[Blademaker]

Should I ever win the powerball, I'll remember my friends. :seasix:

And, in the words of Ron White, there'll be a long list of people that can kiss my ass.

[DJ_Critterus]

Fukk that Cliff Claven bullshit.
:kick:

Fine then. Stay in the parking lot.

[DAB]

Wait, you have to buy a ticket to win? Crap, I'm out. Reggie got my charity this week.

[JRD77VET]

Wait, you have to buy a ticket to win? Crap, I'm out. Reggie got my charity this week.

Maybe Reggie will be out in a stretch limo looking for you tomorrow :D

[DAB]

Maybe Reggie will be out in a stretch limo looking for you tomorrow :D

It would take a long time to drink $325,000,000 of booze.

You could buy your own brewery and distillery.

[Mod75]

If we won some $,it would go to the animal shelter, the church, whats left of my relatives. And lots of toys.

[91corvette]

No winner,no chicken dinner. Record $425M weds.

[carlton_fritz]

Fukk that Cliff Claven bullshit.
:kick:
More like

http://www.davidstuff.com/humor/normp.jpg

[carlton_fritz]

No winner,no chicken dinner. Record $425M weds.
I'm in, if I remember.

[78SA]

If I win I won't tell many people. The ones that would know are the ones that watches/reads the news. :lol:

[onedef92]

Wednesday night's Powerball jackpot has swelled to a staggering $425 million — your odds of winning it are one in 175,223,510.

You're more likely to die from a bee string (one in 6.1 million), be attacked by a shark (one in 11.5 million), be struck by lightning (one in 3 million) or have conjoined twins (one in 200,000).

Lotto = a tax on hope. I get the appeal, though. We're in a post recession (with another one looming) and everyone would love to have a fantasy rescue. I've still never purchased a ticket in my life, to date....

[Cybercowboy]

Lottery = tax on poor people.

[onedef92]

Lottery = tax on poor people.

Yup. Ultimately, nobody "wins" but the house. It's a setup from the get-up. :yesnod:

[DJ_Critterus]

I'll take my chances with my $2.00 that I spend on occasion. Nope, I don't think I need to call one of them gambling addiction hotlines, either.